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Christy Klancher
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from the land of sky blue waters. fan of human rights, live music, and dogs. crop artist. mediocre curler and softball player. she/her.
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MN State Fair crop art 2025 thread:

1. This year, the Minneapolis Institute of Art sponsored two prizes, so there were lots of entries inspired by fine art. These are the two winners:

#cropart #seedart #mnstatefair
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Cherry stone grit does a much better job than sand of grinding the ice away as people walk or drive on it. And you can reuse it to some extent with mid season or spring sweeps.
I switched to cherry stone grit a few years ago and it’s the best by far.
I use the cherry stone grit when there's ice on the sidewalk. You can get a 50 lb bag at Ace Hardware for $12 and it lasts (at least for me) like three or four winters. www.acehardware.com/departments/...
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I switched to cherry stone grit a few years ago and it’s the best by far.
I use the cherry stone grit when there's ice on the sidewalk. You can get a 50 lb bag at Ace Hardware for $12 and it lasts (at least for me) like three or four winters. www.acehardware.com/departments/...
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Things that made my colonoscopy prep better this time: zofran antinausea meds, unflavored pedialyte, and a tushy bidet. While it still sucked, it was SO much better than without those things.

I think pineapple jello was my favorite this time, but that doesn’t mean I’m eating any of the leftovers!
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s official! Dogs like snow
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"Sanctuary City"

We don't have law enforcement here, just heavily armed rogue militias that answer to no one.
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Don’t miss out on the MN State Fair tickets one day sale! Tickets are only $15 dollars and only available to purchase today, Tuesday, Nov 25. Best ticket deal for the 2026 MN State Fair! #MNStateFair
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I looked up LOLSOB in the dictionary and it showed my sample “meal” plan for clear liquids day
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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A little video tour of this process set to a simple glockenspiel tune would heal me.
I can’t believe I’ve missed out on this amazing contraption that is two blocks from my house simply because I don’t usually let the dogs lead me down the busier streets on walkies. Fantastic
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I can’t believe I’ve missed out on this amazing contraption that is two blocks from my house simply because I don’t usually let the dogs lead me down the busier streets on walkies. Fantastic
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Clive doodle dog used to look so different! Pic on left is from 2020, when he was one.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I didn’t realize the short track speed skater teams had names and lol French Roosters
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me: I wish I could just get these same shoes again

Kid working at the running store: how old ARE those?? I love seeing the old shoes

Me: they aren’t that old! 10 years max

Other kid: that’s half my age

<snort>

(Anyway, all current running shoes are super ugly right now IMO)
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This particular coffee cup was nowhere near Felix’s water bowl, but clearly he knows where all the things for drinking belong. Very kind of him to finish my coffee and also put it “away.”
I don’t recall putting my coffee cup there
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don’t recall putting my coffee cup there
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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We had job interviews *in hotel rooms* and everyone shrugged like this was just how things go
In honor of Larry Summers, I asked the female members of my college class (1987) to say if they had any experiences with sexual harassment by teachers/professors, back when this was tolerated as, I dunno, the cost of attending college, and OH MY GOD.
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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St. Paul, MN. ICE abducted someone here yesterday.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I got to share this gif with someone who didn’t know it existed, and they were delighted! See, there is still a little light in the world
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I accidentally had “Erotic City” come on Spotify this morning and now my 3yo can’t hear it enough.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My physical therapist: how often do you go to the gym every week?

Me: you’re so funny 😄
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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1. Great, let's do this

2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators

3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hmmmm I didn’t know magnolia trees had these
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
OK the big surprise here is @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is in my skircle! ☺️
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I honestly thought this was a response to my photo of Devo energy dome flower pot hats. I am proud to have two posts from yesterday that could elicit this response 😄
Shit I just filled mine with dirt and grow flowers in it. What was I thinking…,
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM