Patches
@storytellers-universe.com
am patches // am samoyed pls pat // any pronouns
the queen of hearts // meister-scheißeposter // 24-36 sanity damage
cw: shitposting // +18 // pfp: @tpknnts.bsky.social
the queen of hearts // meister-scheißeposter // 24-36 sanity damage
cw: shitposting // +18 // pfp: @tpknnts.bsky.social
Pinned
Do you think it's comfy for weed to be all wrapped up in rolling paper?
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Do you think it's comfy for weed to be all wrapped up in rolling paper?
Fun fact, kobolds eat rocks so it weighs them down against strong winds that would otherwise pick them up
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Fun fact, kobolds eat rocks so it weighs them down against strong winds that would otherwise pick them up
Reposted by Patches
Please STOP asking about The Entity, it's harmless and will be just watching. Anyway, is it okay if I keep my socks on?
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Please STOP asking about The Entity, it's harmless and will be just watching. Anyway, is it okay if I keep my socks on?
I really want to run Mothership again but I found myself completely unexcited about running the usual one-shots, but I'm pretty sure it's due to them being inconsequential
So I'm tinkering away at connecting all of the modules I've ran so far into one setting, that /does/ sound more exciting to run
So I'm tinkering away at connecting all of the modules I've ran so far into one setting, that /does/ sound more exciting to run
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I really want to run Mothership again but I found myself completely unexcited about running the usual one-shots, but I'm pretty sure it's due to them being inconsequential
So I'm tinkering away at connecting all of the modules I've ran so far into one setting, that /does/ sound more exciting to run
So I'm tinkering away at connecting all of the modules I've ran so far into one setting, that /does/ sound more exciting to run
Reposted by Patches
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by Patches
Reposted by Patches
you just went number two
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
you just went number two
I should not have this much power.
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I should not have this much power.
I wholeheartedly recommend FIST, it has allowed me to base my one-shots around action movie cliches I always wanted to see play out in a TTRPG and it's THE system to do that in.
It's Team Fortress 2 meet Remedy's Control, written by a trans woman.
GET THE BOOK RIGHT NOW.
It's Team Fortress 2 meet Remedy's Control, written by a trans woman.
GET THE BOOK RIGHT NOW.
FIST only 5$ on itch 🏳️⚧️🫡
Hellboy meet Metal Gear, written by a trans woman.
claymorerpgs.itch.io/fist
Hellboy meet Metal Gear, written by a trans woman.
claymorerpgs.itch.io/fist
FIST: Ultra Edition by CLAYMORE
A paranormal mercenary roleplaying game
claymorerpgs.itch.io
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I wholeheartedly recommend FIST, it has allowed me to base my one-shots around action movie cliches I always wanted to see play out in a TTRPG and it's THE system to do that in.
It's Team Fortress 2 meet Remedy's Control, written by a trans woman.
GET THE BOOK RIGHT NOW.
It's Team Fortress 2 meet Remedy's Control, written by a trans woman.
GET THE BOOK RIGHT NOW.
This feels like a fever dream coming true
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This feels like a fever dream coming true
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY REPLACED ALL FACTORIO WATER WITH MILK
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY REPLACED ALL FACTORIO WATER WITH MILK
Reposted by Patches
Reposted by Patches
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
Bad news everyone, started looking into Factorio modding
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Bad news everyone, started looking into Factorio modding
Happy new year everyone, my resolution is to become exponentially more evil and fucked up, you will recognise me in the last frame of the found footage you will find in that abandoned house in a forest nearby where you live
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Happy new year everyone, my resolution is to become exponentially more evil and fucked up, you will recognise me in the last frame of the found footage you will find in that abandoned house in a forest nearby where you live
Reposted by Patches
i mean unless you count this shit LMFAO
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i mean unless you count this shit LMFAO
Reposted by Patches
Reposted by Patches
100 Honda Civics in a trenchcoat
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
100 Honda Civics in a trenchcoat
I've watched the entirety of Warehouse 13 not that long ago and I loved it so much that now I can't see any of the actors from it as anything other than Warehouse agents. I don't care that Eddie McClintock is in blue make-up and playing an alien from space, that's Warehouse agent Pete Lattimer
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I've watched the entirety of Warehouse 13 not that long ago and I loved it so much that now I can't see any of the actors from it as anything other than Warehouse agents. I don't care that Eddie McClintock is in blue make-up and playing an alien from space, that's Warehouse agent Pete Lattimer
Reposted by Patches
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
Reposted by Patches
Look, there, is that a bed? I hear you can get a good night's sleep with those, and it will help you keep track of your progress. Keeping rested is vital to your mission, so try and rest any time you see one. Thoril out.
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Look, there, is that a bed? I hear you can get a good night's sleep with those, and it will help you keep track of your progress. Keeping rested is vital to your mission, so try and rest any time you see one. Thoril out.
Reposted by Patches
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
Reposted by Patches
troubleshooting a model 37 teletype and she was not happy about being asked to spell "test"
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
troubleshooting a model 37 teletype and she was not happy about being asked to spell "test"