John Hartman 🇩🇰🇬🇱
@stochasticjack.bsky.social
Witchcraft! Isolationism! Free Silver!
Cashier at store: Could I have your phone number or email, please?
My Brain: YOU'LL LOOK BETTER WITH A SWEATER WASHED IN WOOL-ITE
My Brain: YOU'LL LOOK BETTER WITH A SWEATER WASHED IN WOOL-ITE
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Cashier at store: Could I have your phone number or email, please?
My Brain: YOU'LL LOOK BETTER WITH A SWEATER WASHED IN WOOL-ITE
My Brain: YOU'LL LOOK BETTER WITH A SWEATER WASHED IN WOOL-ITE
Reading about the Melania film and idly wondering what is the opposite of “by popular demand.”
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Reading about the Melania film and idly wondering what is the opposite of “by popular demand.”
What I Don't Say: Listen, pal. If it's got wheels I can drive it. I can parallel-park semi trucks. I've been riding motorbikes since I was nine. I think I can handle this plastic toy scooty-bike in local traffic.
What I Do Say: Thanks for your concern, Dad. I'll be very careful.
What I Do Say: Thanks for your concern, Dad. I'll be very careful.
February 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM
What I Don't Say: Listen, pal. If it's got wheels I can drive it. I can parallel-park semi trucks. I've been riding motorbikes since I was nine. I think I can handle this plastic toy scooty-bike in local traffic.
What I Do Say: Thanks for your concern, Dad. I'll be very careful.
What I Do Say: Thanks for your concern, Dad. I'll be very careful.
In 2002, if you saw someone dressed like this, you would assume they were a terrorist and ram them with your car
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
In 2002, if you saw someone dressed like this, you would assume they were a terrorist and ram them with your car
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lol exactly the kind of woke liberal claptrap I expect from…*squints at pfp* uh, the… uh, CATO Institute
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
lol exactly the kind of woke liberal claptrap I expect from…*squints at pfp* uh, the… uh, CATO Institute
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I hope I never stop discovering new music. youtu.be/zFWE3D5pawY
Yvette Young Covers Beach Boys On The Spot (Ft. Covet)
YouTube video by Musora
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I hope I never stop discovering new music. youtu.be/zFWE3D5pawY
WALLACE FROM THE TOP ROPE
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
WALLACE FROM THE TOP ROPE
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Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
Dragon Competition. Imagine if pantomime horses were drag queens. Now add Giant Muppet Dance Party into the mix. Bring over the snottiest, most nitpicky judges you can find. Now do all this on 1 meter discs on poles nine feet in the air. Oh, and it’s two guys in the suit and it’s 80 degrees.
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Dragon Competition. Imagine if pantomime horses were drag queens. Now add Giant Muppet Dance Party into the mix. Bring over the snottiest, most nitpicky judges you can find. Now do all this on 1 meter discs on poles nine feet in the air. Oh, and it’s two guys in the suit and it’s 80 degrees.
Sure but I don’t think I’d advertise it.
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Sure but I don’t think I’d advertise it.
The station ID for HTV in Saigon flat SLAPS
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The station ID for HTV in Saigon flat SLAPS
At the Saigon Dragon Competition finals tonight. I’m deeply impressed. More later. You can watch it on YouTube.
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM
At the Saigon Dragon Competition finals tonight. I’m deeply impressed. More later. You can watch it on YouTube.
Not to discount from all the horrible shit he did, but has anyone ever noticed how most of these evil billionaires can't put a proper sentence together to save their lives? It's giving "This human suit is ITCHY" vibes.
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Not to discount from all the horrible shit he did, but has anyone ever noticed how most of these evil billionaires can't put a proper sentence together to save their lives? It's giving "This human suit is ITCHY" vibes.
I still prefer the original Fisher-Price Lil' Movie Viewer 8mm format, myself. If ever there was a contender for a 21st-century update of the term "polishing a turd," "Manos in 4K" is it
Apparently they found a better print of Manos and it’s getting a 4k restoration I’m so happy. That movie still sucks.
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I still prefer the original Fisher-Price Lil' Movie Viewer 8mm format, myself. If ever there was a contender for a 21st-century update of the term "polishing a turd," "Manos in 4K" is it
Using Mythbusters clips in class to demonstrate a) rapid thermal transfer and b) explosions are fucking awesome
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Using Mythbusters clips in class to demonstrate a) rapid thermal transfer and b) explosions are fucking awesome
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING IN THIS MCDONALDS oh right Vietnam I forgot
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING IN THIS MCDONALDS oh right Vietnam I forgot
Just watched the video of @ilhanmn.bsky.social being attacked. Here's what I noticed: instead of backing away from the attacker, she went AT him, with a "I wish a motherfucker WOULD" stance. Brave.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Just watched the video of @ilhanmn.bsky.social being attacked. Here's what I noticed: instead of backing away from the attacker, she went AT him, with a "I wish a motherfucker WOULD" stance. Brave.
Oh snap
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Oh snap
Abolish is the baseline starting point. Abolish and prosecute.
Disappointing to see people on here talking about their ideal ICE/CBP reforms.
It is a terrorism organization that is conducting terror campaigns.
Abolish.
At minimum.
That's it.
It is a terrorism organization that is conducting terror campaigns.
Abolish.
At minimum.
That's it.
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Abolish is the baseline starting point. Abolish and prosecute.
Not just the worst President in the history of the United States, but possibly the worst human being.
Q: Do you believe that Alex Pretti's death was justified?
TRUMP: We're doing a big investigation. I want to see the investigation. I'm going to be watching over it. I want a very honorable and honest investigation.
TRUMP: We're doing a big investigation. I want to see the investigation. I'm going to be watching over it. I want a very honorable and honest investigation.
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Not just the worst President in the history of the United States, but possibly the worst human being.
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Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files, a criminal rapist dictator who is guilty AF is currently hiding them.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
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Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
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Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)
Perry: Abolish ICE? How about DHS altogether.
"We have models for how to structure federal immigration oversight that doesn't rely on an unaccountable masked secret police force running rampant in our streets," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)
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The starving crocodiles that have been released onto this ship full of children need better training, proper monitoring, and also must cease any unnecessary eating NOW. No children on the lido deck or 1st class should EVER be consumed. That's why I'm voting an additional $44B for crocodiles.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The starving crocodiles that have been released onto this ship full of children need better training, proper monitoring, and also must cease any unnecessary eating NOW. No children on the lido deck or 1st class should EVER be consumed. That's why I'm voting an additional $44B for crocodiles.