Steve Walsh
steve-walsh3.bsky.social
Steve Walsh
@steve-walsh3.bsky.social
I was Uncle Subway once until my Twitter Assassination.

Hiding in plain sight around the St. Paul, MN burbs.
I have to wonder if a lame duck St. Paul Mayor is auditioning for rich conservative shitheads for a job next year by siccing his goons?
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When you wake up to see snow all over the outdoor window screens, it really tempers the enthusiasm for trying out the snowblower for the first time this year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Here's a Thanksgiving idea. If you like it, eat it. If you don't, pass it to someone that does.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I went to my local Kowalski's to get the apple pie for Thursday & the panic hasn't started yet. 2 registers open. The White Bear shoppers are veteran shoppers who don't waste their peak panic too early.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This guy on Jeopardy is too good.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Someone had a good game yesterday. Congrats QB Whisperer KOC!
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I joked on Threads that even a win vs the Gophers couldn't save him & someone responded by taking me seriously. I forgot how exhausting some sports fanboys are.
Justin Wilcox is out as Cal’s head coach. Senior offensive assistant Nick Rolovich will be the interim head coach.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
After watching way too much football today, I have come to the conclusion that a working brain isn't a prerequisite for punt returners.
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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At least JJ McCarthy is taking some wind out of any Shedeur takes in about 90 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So far "Running for your life" is the best offensive play JJ can execute.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm literally laughing out loud at this Vikings offensive clusterfuck.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I was a week off posting this. My usual bad timing.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just reposting. Kickoffs, punts whatever.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Looking for a new helmet to prevent your brain from schlossing around is like buying different skis to prevent you from tumbling down a hill.
Ryan Kelly did "a lot of soul searching, getting as many answers as [he] could," following his second concussion this season, he told @andrewkrammer.bsky.social this week.

Kelly returns to the field today. More on his time spent recovering + helmet tech:

bit.ly/4pqyHOp
Vikings center Ryan Kelly thought about retiring after multiple concussions. Here's why he's playing on.
After a lot of soul searching and a helmet upgrade, Vikings center Ryan Kelly is expected to return soon from his second concussion of the season.
www.startribune.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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(waving to my neighbors as they see me walking out of the porn shop run by Nazis)

“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”
Between this and literal Nazis growing their followings, I just can’t understand why so many lefties are still voluntarily using the platform. I know I’m preaching to the choir, but…
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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hmm it's almost as if everyone yelling "get off X/Twitter there is nothing of value left now" were... right??
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He's the Tom Emmer of the Senate. If the Alamo had a back door, his footprints would be on Jim Bowie's back on his way out.
TAPPER: You were the deciding vote that allowed RFK Jr to ascend to the role of Health Secretary. Did you give him too much credit?

CASSIDY: The fact is the scientific community agrees that vaccines are safe. That's all I can say.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In the Yooper. Stopped & took a pic once & I can't find it anywhere.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today's Gopher game will be a @whenesota.com classic
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The fact that they are uncomfortable gives me great joy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of the downsides of being on social media is having the knowledge that I'm out of touch with "newsmakers" I've never heard of instead of blissfully going about my day in complete ignorance.
Staying in Europe so I can avoid all talk of Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi for the rest of my life.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Can you guess his blood pressure as his bobo's tell him how whipped he looked?
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Behind the Curtain: Wrestling’s Crisis of Performer Safety and Human Trafficking Awareness
Behind the Curtain: Wrestling’s Crisis of Performer Safety and Human Trafficking Awareness
Professional wrestling has always been a house of mirrors— where reality twists into performance. But when spectacle collides with real-world abuse, the reflection cracks.
www.postwrestling.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM