Stephen Aloysius Katze
@steppencat.bsky.social
Polytropos, Asshole with a heart of gold, An emissary from Hell, bad milk blood robot, soy demon, candy, he/him, leftist I guess
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Pfp: Cat with top hat and monocle
Banner: Giant cat holding arms out
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Pfp: Cat with top hat and monocle
Banner: Giant cat holding arms out
Pinned
Sometimes I’ll see something like a bottle of shampoo or a turnip and just be blown away that all of this came from a blob of cosmic dust that exploded billions of years ago. How is any of this real. Literally anything.
Can’t believe our Very Special Boy President managed to win the FIFA Peace Prize AND the Apple Gold Plated Garbage Prize For Nothing Prize in the same year. What a guy!
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Can’t believe our Very Special Boy President managed to win the FIFA Peace Prize AND the Apple Gold Plated Garbage Prize For Nothing Prize in the same year. What a guy!
I think I’m going to stop praying to the Order gods and start praying to the Chaos gods. Thinking I probably had this backwards all along.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I think I’m going to stop praying to the Order gods and start praying to the Chaos gods. Thinking I probably had this backwards all along.
“We’re getting another Star Trek show!”
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“We’re getting another Star Trek show!”
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
How dare you try to pass your on-brand Transformers off as off-brand Go-Bots. Shame on you, Hasbro
Transformers: Legacy United Generations Selects Deluxe Go-Bot Guardians Three Pack
www.bigbadtoystore.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
How dare you try to pass your on-brand Transformers off as off-brand Go-Bots. Shame on you, Hasbro
I didn’t watch SpongeBob SquarePants but is this canonically what Squidward’s dick and balls looked like?
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I didn’t watch SpongeBob SquarePants but is this canonically what Squidward’s dick and balls looked like?
Heartland S29E02 (2035) “Don’t Mention the War”: After the Second Canada-US War, Amy decides to take her last two horses to find survivors to help out on the ranch. Georgie kills a pig to survive. Jack and Lisa argue over a recipe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Heartland S29E02 (2035) “Don’t Mention the War”: After the Second Canada-US War, Amy decides to take her last two horses to find survivors to help out on the ranch. Georgie kills a pig to survive. Jack and Lisa argue over a recipe.
One thing that lives rent free in my head is the fact that the overture to Barber of Seville…probably one of the most recognizable pieces in western music history (thanks Bugs Bunny)…was borrowed by Rossini from an earlier opera of his (Aureliano in Palmira) because he didn’t have time to write one
Gioachino Rossini - The Barber Of Seville - Overture
YouTube video by Classical Music Only
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One thing that lives rent free in my head is the fact that the overture to Barber of Seville…probably one of the most recognizable pieces in western music history (thanks Bugs Bunny)…was borrowed by Rossini from an earlier opera of his (Aureliano in Palmira) because he didn’t have time to write one
At this point Grok is like Robocop in Robocop 2 when they fucked Robocop up with a bunch of bullshit directives after they rebuilt him
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At this point Grok is like Robocop in Robocop 2 when they fucked Robocop up with a bunch of bullshit directives after they rebuilt him
TIL that the genitalia for a male snake is called a “hemipene”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
TIL that the genitalia for a male snake is called a “hemipene”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Maybe I’m not smart finance investor person but gold and silver, two products that have been around for about 14 billion years, are up like 100% from their price last year, and I don’t see how that’s not an obvious sign of a bubble. Am I missing something?
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Maybe I’m not smart finance investor person but gold and silver, two products that have been around for about 14 billion years, are up like 100% from their price last year, and I don’t see how that’s not an obvious sign of a bubble. Am I missing something?
Can’t imagine why texting with an AI Jesus would be controversial. Thank you, TODAY, for clearing this up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Can’t imagine why texting with an AI Jesus would be controversial. Thank you, TODAY, for clearing this up.
I’m not sure what “Bubba is not Bill Clinton! Trump actually sucked off some other guy” is supposed to accomplish but honestly it just brings up more questions on which dick or dicks President Donald John Trump sucked.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m not sure what “Bubba is not Bill Clinton! Trump actually sucked off some other guy” is supposed to accomplish but honestly it just brings up more questions on which dick or dicks President Donald John Trump sucked.
Also if anything can be funny about all this horrible Epstein stuff it’s that it’s that literally all of the emails are marked “importance: high” and then it’ll be like “hey jeff let me tell you this out of context quote that has nothing to do with anything from a Roman guy who’s name I forgot”
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also if anything can be funny about all this horrible Epstein stuff it’s that it’s that literally all of the emails are marked “importance: high” and then it’ll be like “hey jeff let me tell you this out of context quote that has nothing to do with anything from a Roman guy who’s name I forgot”
What is the condition of Dick Cheney???
Top Secret: He's Dead
YouTube video by James Anderson
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What is the condition of Dick Cheney???
Democracy in Action:
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Democracy in Action:
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
Ahem. I’m not sure who needs to hear this but I, a lifetime Californian and Democrat voter, am not voting for Gavin Newsom ever again. Not for governor, not for president, not for head manager at Chuck E Cheese. Find another candidate, Democrats.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ahem. I’m not sure who needs to hear this but I, a lifetime Californian and Democrat voter, am not voting for Gavin Newsom ever again. Not for governor, not for president, not for head manager at Chuck E Cheese. Find another candidate, Democrats.
My kink is that I want Isaac Chotiner to interview me and publish it in the newspaper.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My kink is that I want Isaac Chotiner to interview me and publish it in the newspaper.
Just presented to my whole company. Thank god for weed and Ativan.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just presented to my whole company. Thank god for weed and Ativan.
The True Median Voter
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The True Median Voter
My kangaroo-ass dog introducing herself to the chinchillas
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My kangaroo-ass dog introducing herself to the chinchillas
I want to inject Isaac Chotiner interviews directly into my veins.
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to inject Isaac Chotiner interviews directly into my veins.
Who among us can forget “person woman man camera tv”
Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
Donald Trump appeared to describe a dementia screening he underwent at Walter Reed Medical Center as a 'very hard' IQ test while speaking with reporters inside Air Force One
people.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Who among us can forget “person woman man camera tv”
So I don’t feel good using Bluesky any more and after researching, from what I can tell my “AT Proto Ecosystem” options are:
1.Join Blacksky, which as a white person this doesnt feel right.
2.Spin up my own PDS and relay at high cost and effort and magically get users
Am I missing anything?
1.Join Blacksky, which as a white person this doesnt feel right.
2.Spin up my own PDS and relay at high cost and effort and magically get users
Am I missing anything?
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So I don’t feel good using Bluesky any more and after researching, from what I can tell my “AT Proto Ecosystem” options are:
1.Join Blacksky, which as a white person this doesnt feel right.
2.Spin up my own PDS and relay at high cost and effort and magically get users
Am I missing anything?
1.Join Blacksky, which as a white person this doesnt feel right.
2.Spin up my own PDS and relay at high cost and effort and magically get users
Am I missing anything?
Reposted by Stephen Aloysius Katze
Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.