Stephen Aloysius Katze
@steppencat.bsky.social
Polytropos, Asshole with a heart of gold, An emissary from Hell, bad milk blood robot, soy demon, candy, he/him, leftist I guess
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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Banner: Giant cat holding arms out
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Sometimes I’ll see something like a bottle of shampoo or a turnip and just be blown away that all of this came from a blob of cosmic dust that exploded billions of years ago. How is any of this real. Literally anything.
OpenAI stock is worth nothing because it’s not public but it’s also worth billions of dollars because nothing means anything at the level of mustache twirling billionaires. This isn’t even an IOU. It’s nothing.
Sources: Disney's Sora deal is entirely in OpenAI stock rather than a cash licensing fee; Disney has the option to buy additional stock beyond the $1B stake (Bloomberg)
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December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
OpenAI stock is worth nothing because it’s not public but it’s also worth billions of dollars because nothing means anything at the level of mustache twirling billionaires. This isn’t even an IOU. It’s nothing.
Is that a longboard or are you just happy to see me?
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is that a longboard or are you just happy to see me?
RIP Mr. Squidward 1977-2025
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
RIP Mr. Squidward 1977-2025
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All the democrats passionately arguing for KOSA is just like - I won't vote for them anymore. They pile on reason after reason to hate them. They're not opposed to Trump and fascism even a little bit.
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
All the democrats passionately arguing for KOSA is just like - I won't vote for them anymore. They pile on reason after reason to hate them. They're not opposed to Trump and fascism even a little bit.
Bro talking like anyone can afford any kind of medical service whatsoever in 2025.
Yes Mark, all the hospitals serve the rich now. You wouldn’t know because you’re rich and not very smart.
Yes Mark, all the hospitals serve the rich now. You wouldn’t know because you’re rich and not very smart.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Bro talking like anyone can afford any kind of medical service whatsoever in 2025.
Yes Mark, all the hospitals serve the rich now. You wouldn’t know because you’re rich and not very smart.
Yes Mark, all the hospitals serve the rich now. You wouldn’t know because you’re rich and not very smart.
Paying a band to follow me around and play my leitmotif whenever I enter a room.
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Paying a band to follow me around and play my leitmotif whenever I enter a room.
Got an ultrasound yesterday to diagnose my hernia and while the ultrasound tech couldn’t diagnose the hernia she did tell me in her professional opinion, and I quote, “You’re very gassy”
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Got an ultrasound yesterday to diagnose my hernia and while the ultrasound tech couldn’t diagnose the hernia she did tell me in her professional opinion, and I quote, “You’re very gassy”
I wonder if Samus ever gets sick of losing the same set of skills (morph ball! Grapple! Missiles! Etc) in every Metroid game because I’m sure sick of it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I wonder if Samus ever gets sick of losing the same set of skills (morph ball! Grapple! Missiles! Etc) in every Metroid game because I’m sure sick of it.
Why wouldn’t Trump commit war crimes considering the world just collectively watched Israel commit the most horrific war crimes on a daily basis for years? And is still committing the most heinous crimes on a daily basis.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why wouldn’t Trump commit war crimes considering the world just collectively watched Israel commit the most horrific war crimes on a daily basis for years? And is still committing the most heinous crimes on a daily basis.
Can’t believe our Very Special Boy President managed to win the FIFA Peace Prize AND the Apple Gold Plated Garbage Prize For Nothing Prize in the same year. What a guy!
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Can’t believe our Very Special Boy President managed to win the FIFA Peace Prize AND the Apple Gold Plated Garbage Prize For Nothing Prize in the same year. What a guy!
I think I’m going to stop praying to the Order gods and start praying to the Chaos gods. Thinking I probably had this backwards all along.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I think I’m going to stop praying to the Order gods and start praying to the Chaos gods. Thinking I probably had this backwards all along.
“We’re getting another Star Trek show!”
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“We’re getting another Star Trek show!”
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
*monkey paw curls into a middle finger*
How dare you try to pass your on-brand Transformers off as off-brand Go-Bots. Shame on you, Hasbro
Transformers: Legacy United Generations Selects Deluxe Go-Bot Guardians Three Pack
www.bigbadtoystore.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
How dare you try to pass your on-brand Transformers off as off-brand Go-Bots. Shame on you, Hasbro
I didn’t watch SpongeBob SquarePants but is this canonically what Squidward’s dick and balls looked like?
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I didn’t watch SpongeBob SquarePants but is this canonically what Squidward’s dick and balls looked like?
Heartland S29E02 (2035) “Don’t Mention the War”: After the Second Canada-US War, Amy decides to take her last two horses to find survivors to help out on the ranch. Georgie kills a pig to survive. Jack and Lisa argue over a recipe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Heartland S29E02 (2035) “Don’t Mention the War”: After the Second Canada-US War, Amy decides to take her last two horses to find survivors to help out on the ranch. Georgie kills a pig to survive. Jack and Lisa argue over a recipe.
One thing that lives rent free in my head is the fact that the overture to Barber of Seville…probably one of the most recognizable pieces in western music history (thanks Bugs Bunny)…was borrowed by Rossini from an earlier opera of his (Aureliano in Palmira) because he didn’t have time to write one
Gioachino Rossini - The Barber Of Seville - Overture
YouTube video by Classical Music Only
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November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One thing that lives rent free in my head is the fact that the overture to Barber of Seville…probably one of the most recognizable pieces in western music history (thanks Bugs Bunny)…was borrowed by Rossini from an earlier opera of his (Aureliano in Palmira) because he didn’t have time to write one
At this point Grok is like Robocop in Robocop 2 when they fucked Robocop up with a bunch of bullshit directives after they rebuilt him
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At this point Grok is like Robocop in Robocop 2 when they fucked Robocop up with a bunch of bullshit directives after they rebuilt him
TIL that the genitalia for a male snake is called a “hemipene”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
TIL that the genitalia for a male snake is called a “hemipene”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Maybe I’m not smart finance investor person but gold and silver, two products that have been around for about 14 billion years, are up like 100% from their price last year, and I don’t see how that’s not an obvious sign of a bubble. Am I missing something?
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Maybe I’m not smart finance investor person but gold and silver, two products that have been around for about 14 billion years, are up like 100% from their price last year, and I don’t see how that’s not an obvious sign of a bubble. Am I missing something?
Can’t imagine why texting with an AI Jesus would be controversial. Thank you, TODAY, for clearing this up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Can’t imagine why texting with an AI Jesus would be controversial. Thank you, TODAY, for clearing this up.
I’m not sure what “Bubba is not Bill Clinton! Trump actually sucked off some other guy” is supposed to accomplish but honestly it just brings up more questions on which dick or dicks President Donald John Trump sucked.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m not sure what “Bubba is not Bill Clinton! Trump actually sucked off some other guy” is supposed to accomplish but honestly it just brings up more questions on which dick or dicks President Donald John Trump sucked.
Also if anything can be funny about all this horrible Epstein stuff it’s that it’s that literally all of the emails are marked “importance: high” and then it’ll be like “hey jeff let me tell you this out of context quote that has nothing to do with anything from a Roman guy who’s name I forgot”
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also if anything can be funny about all this horrible Epstein stuff it’s that it’s that literally all of the emails are marked “importance: high” and then it’ll be like “hey jeff let me tell you this out of context quote that has nothing to do with anything from a Roman guy who’s name I forgot”
What is the condition of Dick Cheney???
Top Secret: He's Dead
YouTube video by James Anderson
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November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What is the condition of Dick Cheney???
Democracy in Action:
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Democracy in Action:
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”
Me: For the love of god I hope nobody finds out that I dropped my wife’s ballot off in the mail, I could go to jail
Trump: Sure I’ll run for a third term and send the gestapo after every American who votes against me!
The US Press: “Trump thoughtfully weighs a third term”