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Caroline 💍
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Don’t call me American, I’m a New Yorker.
Reputation stan 🐍🥀♥️
Jack Antonoff told me he liked my hat from the stage once.
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Just so oomfs know which annoying oomf I am: I had my bachelorette on opening night of eras, sent my bridesmaids rep boxes, had a rep themed Christmas wedding, made *those* bejeweled costumes for Edinburgh N2 & I wanted getaway car with Jack for MetLife & it actually happened.
First Christmas in our house! I can’t wait to do this every year @mattywhee.xyz ♥️
December 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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We were fed so well
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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This says it all.
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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I’ve always thought Associated Press was trolling Trump with this picture they published.
November 27, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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i wish TN, taylor & other celebs would make accs on here so it would encourage more swifties n users in general to come over here
November 26, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My eras tour hot take:

It is a CRIME that she goes from the folklore set to the 1989 set without using OUT OF THE WOODS!!!

IT WAS A SINGLE!!! IT HAS A MUSIC VIDEO!!! ITS NOT EVEN A DEEP CUT!!! YOU SAID IT WAS THE MOST 1989 SONG ON 1989!!!
November 27, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Trump’s new Attorney General pick, Pam Bondi, received $115,000 USD a month lobbying for Qatar on "human trafficking". In 2016 she also accepted a $25,000 bribe ("donation") before deciding not to act on complaints filed against Trump. #spookyconnections
November 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
“You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.”

Specifically, if you wanted to go into #studentaffairs between 2010- 2016.

I should do a podcast on this???

Is #higherEd even on blue sky?

Tbt to me having to tweet for my higher ed leadership class in undergrad????
November 25, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Finally got @mattywhee.xyz to be team Jess for Gilmore girls. He was team Dean until he saw the light.
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:45 PM
No logic. Just vibes.
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Every now and then I remember the rumor that Hayden Christiansen was staring in a rep tv music video about going to the dark side and I wonder if people know how annoying I’ll be if it’s true…
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November 19, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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I love the absence of JD Vance. Even more, I love that no one seems to be looking for him.
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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if no one has told you yet today, you’re doing great 🫶
November 18, 2024 at 5:14 PM
YOU HOLD THE KEY TO THE DIARY OF ME!!!
November 18, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I’ve got to start posting on here more than Twitter
November 18, 2024 at 12:22 PM
I WAS JUST RANTING ABOUT HOW ALL CLOTHING IS PLASTIC NOW. Really disappointed that UMG catfished their quality???

I would not have bought this sweater had I know there was NO natural fibers in it.
November 17, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Yesterday pictures just hit different 🔥🩵 Special mention to the fourth one which is just AMAZING 🩵🩵
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 PM
2 years since I cried so hard I threw up!!!
November 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
This is precisely why I *hate* LA.

Both times I’ve been to LA I could not wait to get back to NY. 😅
I just landed in LA and my hotel is 12 miles from the airport and in no universe did I expect the trip would be NINETY MINUTES.
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Taylor you should make the nfl do this 👀

(Half joking bc that’s NOT her responsibility to fix)
the land acknowledgment!!!! oh taylor you are a queen!!!
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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me waking up every day and choosing to unabashedly love the things i love
November 14, 2024 at 12:22 PM