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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
@stanklord.bsky.social
A disaffected, former youth group kid. Lover of prog-rock, and #Crew96 Currently a club soccer, theater, choir, and band dad to our two Stanklings. A veritable gentle giant.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Dream Theater (spring of 2025 most recently)
2. Haken (2024)
3. Big Big Train (2025)
4.Neal Morse Band (Similitude of a Dream (2017) and Great Adventure (2019) tours)
5. Transatlantic (Whirlwind tour)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Foo Fighters, Treble Funk, LL Cool J, Heart, Joan Jett, & Trombone Shorty (2015)
2. The Who & The Offspring (2025)
3. The Wonder Years, Polar Bear Club, The Story So Far, & Transit (2012)
4. Taking Back Sunday, Underoath, & Armor For Sleep (2007)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Prince
2. Sting
3. Elvis Costello
4. UB40
5. 10,000 Maniacs
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Happy Stanksgiving from all of us at House Stank.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Roots, respected.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If not Damet, who takes the reins in Cowtown?
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yep.
I don't blame you. I can tell you that if Nancy's gone, I'm taking the "under" next year.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The degenerate lads of Fuß-country will once again have to wait another year for relevance.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
On this day in 2008…
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hmmmm let’s see:
-Historic Crew
-LDC (R.I.P.)
-Red Bull Arena
-Ohio Stadium
-First Energy Stadium (UAkron)
-Jesse Owens
-Yankee Stadium
-Marina Auto Stadium
(Rochester Rhinos)
-Audi Field
-RFK Stadium
-Children’s Mercy Park
-Q(ueso)2 Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-Bank of America Stadium
-Heinz Field
-Historic Crew Stadium
-LDC Field
-Jesse Owens Stadium
-Ohio Stadium
-Red Bull Arena
-Whatever the fuck the stadium in Bridgeview is called now
-Stade Saputo
-BMO Field
-Yankee Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-TQL Stadium
-Inter & Co Stadium

Obviously Yankee Stadium is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
WAIT

Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question

How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We’re so back baby.
I-270 South in Hilliard closed due to a cow loose on the freeway
It's unclear how the cow became loose on the freeway.
www.10tv.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sanders is bad too. Go figure.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
At the very least, it’s been a pleasure watching Myles Garrett play football for the Cleveland Browns.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
I've seen the reports that Wilfried Nancy's move to Celtic is close or imminent. I've talked to a couple of sources with knowledge of the situation and #Crew96 has not been contacted by Celtic regarding Nancy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Big day today: Stankette got her first college acceptance email.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Happy 2008 Eastern Conference Final Day to those who celebrate.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Dillon Gabriel ain’t it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s a dreary fall morning. I’ve got the house all to myself. It’s Pat Metheny time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This going to be a pretty important offseason. One that will either see us back toward the top of the east or a low table “might make the playoffs” team.
How can you replace a Darlington Nagbe? You don’t, it’s impossible. Still huge needs at CB, CM, and F.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Angst over. Darlington Nagbe forever. We’ll be talking of his glories forever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You can thank Issa Tall and Haslam Sports Group for leaving the cupboard bare.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A deserved bounce from the playoffs for a team that shouldn’t have made it anyways. Front office derelict in replacing lost talent. I’m sorry Darlington Nagbe has to go out like this.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Can’t turn it over like that.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
To all of you heading south to Fuß-country today, may there be flapjacks and flannel awaiting you:

youtu.be/aaLiRg2nj7E?...
Barbasol - Close Shave America
YouTube video by Emil W. Miller
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Great piece from @michaelarace1.bsky.social today. Come for the Crew/Fußlad content. Stay (for a long time) for the Bruckner. I’m partial to the finale from Symphony no. 8 personally.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Man I don’t know how you look at the Browns performance since 2016 and go “THIS is our guy”. Good luck Rockies.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM