Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
@stanklord.bsky.social
A disaffected, former youth group kid. Lover of prog-rock, and #Crew96 Currently a club soccer, theater, choir, and band dad to our two Stanklings. A veritable gentle giant.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Dream Theater (spring of 2025 most recently)
2. Haken (2024)
3. Big Big Train (2025)
4.Neal Morse Band (Similitude of a Dream (2017) and Great Adventure (2019) tours)
5. Transatlantic (Whirlwind tour)
1. Dream Theater (spring of 2025 most recently)
2. Haken (2024)
3. Big Big Train (2025)
4.Neal Morse Band (Similitude of a Dream (2017) and Great Adventure (2019) tours)
5. Transatlantic (Whirlwind tour)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Foo Fighters, Treble Funk, LL Cool J, Heart, Joan Jett, & Trombone Shorty (2015)
2. The Who & The Offspring (2025)
3. The Wonder Years, Polar Bear Club, The Story So Far, & Transit (2012)
4. Taking Back Sunday, Underoath, & Armor For Sleep (2007)
1. Foo Fighters, Treble Funk, LL Cool J, Heart, Joan Jett, & Trombone Shorty (2015)
2. The Who & The Offspring (2025)
3. The Wonder Years, Polar Bear Club, The Story So Far, & Transit (2012)
4. Taking Back Sunday, Underoath, & Armor For Sleep (2007)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Prince
2. Sting
3. Elvis Costello
4. UB40
5. 10,000 Maniacs
1. Prince
2. Sting
3. Elvis Costello
4. UB40
5. 10,000 Maniacs
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Dream Theater (spring of 2025 most recently)
2. Haken (2024)
3. Big Big Train (2025)
4.Neal Morse Band (Similitude of a Dream (2017) and Great Adventure (2019) tours)
5. Transatlantic (Whirlwind tour)
1. Dream Theater (spring of 2025 most recently)
2. Haken (2024)
3. Big Big Train (2025)
4.Neal Morse Band (Similitude of a Dream (2017) and Great Adventure (2019) tours)
5. Transatlantic (Whirlwind tour)
Happy Stanksgiving from all of us at House Stank.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Stanksgiving from all of us at House Stank.
Roots, respected.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Roots, respected.
If not Damet, who takes the reins in Cowtown?
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If not Damet, who takes the reins in Cowtown?
Yep.
I don't blame you. I can tell you that if Nancy's gone, I'm taking the "under" next year.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yep.
The degenerate lads of Fuß-country will once again have to wait another year for relevance.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The degenerate lads of Fuß-country will once again have to wait another year for relevance.
On this day in 2008…
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
On this day in 2008…
Hmmmm let’s see:
-Historic Crew
-LDC (R.I.P.)
-Red Bull Arena
-Ohio Stadium
-First Energy Stadium (UAkron)
-Jesse Owens
-Yankee Stadium
-Marina Auto Stadium
(Rochester Rhinos)
-Audi Field
-RFK Stadium
-Children’s Mercy Park
-Q(ueso)2 Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-Bank of America Stadium
-Heinz Field
-Historic Crew
-LDC (R.I.P.)
-Red Bull Arena
-Ohio Stadium
-First Energy Stadium (UAkron)
-Jesse Owens
-Yankee Stadium
-Marina Auto Stadium
(Rochester Rhinos)
-Audi Field
-RFK Stadium
-Children’s Mercy Park
-Q(ueso)2 Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-Bank of America Stadium
-Heinz Field
-Historic Crew Stadium
-LDC Field
-Jesse Owens Stadium
-Ohio Stadium
-Red Bull Arena
-Whatever the fuck the stadium in Bridgeview is called now
-Stade Saputo
-BMO Field
-Yankee Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-TQL Stadium
-Inter & Co Stadium
Obviously Yankee Stadium is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
-LDC Field
-Jesse Owens Stadium
-Ohio Stadium
-Red Bull Arena
-Whatever the fuck the stadium in Bridgeview is called now
-Stade Saputo
-BMO Field
-Yankee Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-TQL Stadium
-Inter & Co Stadium
Obviously Yankee Stadium is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
WAIT
Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question
How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question
How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hmmmm let’s see:
-Historic Crew
-LDC (R.I.P.)
-Red Bull Arena
-Ohio Stadium
-First Energy Stadium (UAkron)
-Jesse Owens
-Yankee Stadium
-Marina Auto Stadium
(Rochester Rhinos)
-Audi Field
-RFK Stadium
-Children’s Mercy Park
-Q(ueso)2 Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-Bank of America Stadium
-Heinz Field
-Historic Crew
-LDC (R.I.P.)
-Red Bull Arena
-Ohio Stadium
-First Energy Stadium (UAkron)
-Jesse Owens
-Yankee Stadium
-Marina Auto Stadium
(Rochester Rhinos)
-Audi Field
-RFK Stadium
-Children’s Mercy Park
-Q(ueso)2 Stadium
-Nippert Stadium
-Bank of America Stadium
-Heinz Field
We’re so back baby.
I-270 South in Hilliard closed due to a cow loose on the freeway
It's unclear how the cow became loose on the freeway.
www.10tv.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We’re so back baby.
Sanders is bad too. Go figure.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sanders is bad too. Go figure.
At the very least, it’s been a pleasure watching Myles Garrett play football for the Cleveland Browns.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
At the very least, it’s been a pleasure watching Myles Garrett play football for the Cleveland Browns.
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I've seen the reports that Wilfried Nancy's move to Celtic is close or imminent. I've talked to a couple of sources with knowledge of the situation and #Crew96 has not been contacted by Celtic regarding Nancy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I've seen the reports that Wilfried Nancy's move to Celtic is close or imminent. I've talked to a couple of sources with knowledge of the situation and #Crew96 has not been contacted by Celtic regarding Nancy.
Big day today: Stankette got her first college acceptance email.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Big day today: Stankette got her first college acceptance email.
Happy 2008 Eastern Conference Final Day to those who celebrate.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Happy 2008 Eastern Conference Final Day to those who celebrate.
Dillon Gabriel ain’t it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Dillon Gabriel ain’t it.
It’s a dreary fall morning. I’ve got the house all to myself. It’s Pat Metheny time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s a dreary fall morning. I’ve got the house all to myself. It’s Pat Metheny time.
This going to be a pretty important offseason. One that will either see us back toward the top of the east or a low table “might make the playoffs” team.
How can you replace a Darlington Nagbe? You don’t, it’s impossible. Still huge needs at CB, CM, and F.
How can you replace a Darlington Nagbe? You don’t, it’s impossible. Still huge needs at CB, CM, and F.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This going to be a pretty important offseason. One that will either see us back toward the top of the east or a low table “might make the playoffs” team.
How can you replace a Darlington Nagbe? You don’t, it’s impossible. Still huge needs at CB, CM, and F.
How can you replace a Darlington Nagbe? You don’t, it’s impossible. Still huge needs at CB, CM, and F.
Angst over. Darlington Nagbe forever. We’ll be talking of his glories forever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Angst over. Darlington Nagbe forever. We’ll be talking of his glories forever.
You can thank Issa Tall and Haslam Sports Group for leaving the cupboard bare.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You can thank Issa Tall and Haslam Sports Group for leaving the cupboard bare.
A deserved bounce from the playoffs for a team that shouldn’t have made it anyways. Front office derelict in replacing lost talent. I’m sorry Darlington Nagbe has to go out like this.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A deserved bounce from the playoffs for a team that shouldn’t have made it anyways. Front office derelict in replacing lost talent. I’m sorry Darlington Nagbe has to go out like this.
Can’t turn it over like that.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can’t turn it over like that.
To all of you heading south to Fuß-country today, may there be flapjacks and flannel awaiting you:
youtu.be/aaLiRg2nj7E?...
youtu.be/aaLiRg2nj7E?...
Barbasol - Close Shave America
YouTube video by Emil W. Miller
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
To all of you heading south to Fuß-country today, may there be flapjacks and flannel awaiting you:
youtu.be/aaLiRg2nj7E?...
youtu.be/aaLiRg2nj7E?...
Great piece from @michaelarace1.bsky.social today. Come for the Crew/Fußlad content. Stay (for a long time) for the Bruckner. I’m partial to the finale from Symphony no. 8 personally.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Great piece from @michaelarace1.bsky.social today. Come for the Crew/Fußlad content. Stay (for a long time) for the Bruckner. I’m partial to the finale from Symphony no. 8 personally.
Man I don’t know how you look at the Browns performance since 2016 and go “THIS is our guy”. Good luck Rockies.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678... Rockies to hire Browns’ Paul DePodesta as head of baseball operations: Sources
Rockies to hire Browns' Paul DePodesta as head of baseball operations: Sources
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Man I don’t know how you look at the Browns performance since 2016 and go “THIS is our guy”. Good luck Rockies.