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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord

@stanklord.bsky.social

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A disaffected, former youth group kid. Lover of prog-rock, and #Crew96 Currently a club soccer, theater, choir, and band dad to our two Stanklings. A veritable gentle giant.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t like to blame officials.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 8d

Few things make me question my faith in humanity more than driving a car in Columbus Ohio.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 9d

Crew legend forever. Build the statue.

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 9d

BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 10d

The Crew look like a team out of ideas. The Browns have the same idea that they execute in so many different ways.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 11d

Should have brought Emmanuel Sabbi home too. We have a knack for letting guys like this slip away…

Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 11d

I am so deadly serious about Columbus needing to bring Emeka Eneli home this winter. Cashfer, GAM, whatever it takes.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 14d

Nice try Queso Prince.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 17d

Browns so hot we’re going international.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 17d

Flacco is killing the Browns. I hate it but it’s true.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 18d

Sometimes you have to give the people what they want.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 18d

You can’t call yourself Ben Poop and then be stingy with said poop. Just saying.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 24d

With 40 starting QBs since 99 who could blame you for forgetting one of the least relevant.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 24d

www.thedisrespected.com
If, like me, you’re a fan of the venerable Mike Arace, you should check out his new project.

The Disrespected

Michael Arace covers pro sports in flyover country. Welcome to Columbus, the Blue Jackets and the Crew.

www.thedisrespected.com

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 25d

Crew management made a choice this year (and last year). We don’t deserve the playoffs.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 27d

Meanwhile @tokenliberal.bsky.social is eagerly awaiting the release of the MCL kit.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 27d

He went on trial with FC Dallas in season which is an Ohio HS Sports no-no.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 27d

Stank Prince heating up in HS soccer following his suspension. 3 goals in the last 3 games. The unbeaten run continues.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28d

If only anyone could have seen this coming.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 14

Herrera is low key making a lot happen tonight. Wow.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 14

What is actually happening.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 13

I would also throw a nod to Hercules because the combo of Greek mythology and hard driving gospel just worked.

Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 13

You don’t enlist Phil Collins and then pass the songs off to some voice actor.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 13

When Phil Collins performs the soundtrack, it’s always the right answer.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 13

a cartoon of a man hanging from a tree branch with a caption that says cliffhanger

Alt: a cartoon of a man hanging from a tree branch with a caption that says cliffhanger

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 7

Jimmy. Give up. Focus on the Crew. The Browns are a pit toilet of despair. The overwhelming smell of feces follows you wherever you go.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · Sep 7

At least I managed to support local business in this endeavor.