🍋Cassandra🍓
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she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!
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Be so fucking fr right now
![All-in-all, this holiday entry isn't "about" anything, and in the words of Sean Gilman, it's "a film [so] utterly devoid of style, artfulness, subtext or even text itself." But, that's also what makes it a film worth its runtime: the Christmas movie genre as a sum is entirely pointless to the effect it destroys joviality; "Happy Christmas" gives that pointlessness a style to partner with.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vx4r7vlj7swhayglvv3qslfb/bafkreibkbol4zp3u4ek6fnqvmti3unsqvkf4x6boicjxvccjj47sawaxly@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Be so fucking fr right now
I think abt this snippet of writing a lot. It’s a great analysis of a lot of his music. That gentle, delicate prettiness is what came naturally to him and the edginess is him playing around with it and adding emotional effect. Abused is such a good example of that bc it has both in spades
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think abt this snippet of writing a lot. It’s a great analysis of a lot of his music. That gentle, delicate prettiness is what came naturally to him and the edginess is him playing around with it and adding emotional effect. Abused is such a good example of that bc it has both in spades
I almost screamed when I opened it
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I almost screamed when I opened it
2022/2023/2024/2025
There are two wolves inside of me and they are best friends bc honestly both of them have amazing taste
There are two wolves inside of me and they are best friends bc honestly both of them have amazing taste
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You're a top 0.01% fan and you spent 2,532 minutes together](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vx4r7vlj7swhayglvv3qslfb/bafkreigxgoowzngqf73rgmh3dmhi2essaq5zkld42fecvqiudy6bqv75wm@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
2022/2023/2024/2025
There are two wolves inside of me and they are best friends bc honestly both of them have amazing taste
There are two wolves inside of me and they are best friends bc honestly both of them have amazing taste
I did go ahead and look at my spotify wrapped and none of this is surprising (the bobs burgers in my top artists as the obligatory reminder that I am embarrassing) but what is cool is that although Elliott is my #2 artist, only 2 of his songs are on my whole playlist.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I did go ahead and look at my spotify wrapped and none of this is surprising (the bobs burgers in my top artists as the obligatory reminder that I am embarrassing) but what is cool is that although Elliott is my #2 artist, only 2 of his songs are on my whole playlist.
“It’s vodka! You hate vodka”
“How do you know that?”
“You said it once.”
“How do you know that?”
“You said it once.”
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
“It’s vodka! You hate vodka”
“How do you know that?”
“You said it once.”
“How do you know that?”
“You said it once.”
Literally yesterday
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Literally yesterday
This video cracks me up bc at the time it was like “wow, precious moments” but she still does this to him. She does this every day when they are being fed she acts just like this
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This video cracks me up bc at the time it was like “wow, precious moments” but she still does this to him. She does this every day when they are being fed she acts just like this
Her biggest flaws are that she’s a huge hater to guests and she is not mindful of my safety when she is doing parkour. But also, she just does this like, all the time. Just chills like this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Her biggest flaws are that she’s a huge hater to guests and she is not mindful of my safety when she is doing parkour. But also, she just does this like, all the time. Just chills like this.
Had mitm on while I was playing with Theo and the unintentional soundtracking here is killing me
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Had mitm on while I was playing with Theo and the unintentional soundtracking here is killing me
Whoever arranged this photo you should know that you just made a sale
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Whoever arranged this photo you should know that you just made a sale
This guy trying to follow me into my house :/
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This guy trying to follow me into my house :/
Asserting my dominance on Deezer
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Asserting my dominance on Deezer
That time that I took one of those implicit bias tests and it proved I was heterophobic
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
That time that I took one of those implicit bias tests and it proved I was heterophobic
I made this a while ago and just remembered it. Elliott Smith listening guide
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I made this a while ago and just remembered it. Elliott Smith listening guide
Omg wait today was Adrien’s adoptiversary! I birthed him 8 years ago today. More bastardous than ever…
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Omg wait today was Adrien’s adoptiversary! I birthed him 8 years ago today. More bastardous than ever…
This ep is bomb now that they’ve cooled it on the ableism I am loving this it’s fun it’s compelling Angel is babygirl also look at what Amélie is doing
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This ep is bomb now that they’ve cooled it on the ableism I am loving this it’s fun it’s compelling Angel is babygirl also look at what Amélie is doing
I start seeing Adrien as the norm but he is a leggy rectangle of a man. And then Theo is a little lemon pig and Amélie is a hunchbacked ferret. But Poppy looked like an Egyptian cat statue (a smol one) (those last two pics don’t rlly demonstrate this but I love them)
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I start seeing Adrien as the norm but he is a leggy rectangle of a man. And then Theo is a little lemon pig and Amélie is a hunchbacked ferret. But Poppy looked like an Egyptian cat statue (a smol one) (those last two pics don’t rlly demonstrate this but I love them)
Listening to podcasts feels like this
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Listening to podcasts feels like this
I rlly recommend these two they were both so interesting and informative. This shit is wild y’all. Like, BMI was literally based on a bell curve…like imagine if we were like “anyone whose shoe size is larger than 11 is inherently unhealthy bc that’s too far from the average” that’s BMI
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I rlly recommend these two they were both so interesting and informative. This shit is wild y’all. Like, BMI was literally based on a bell curve…like imagine if we were like “anyone whose shoe size is larger than 11 is inherently unhealthy bc that’s too far from the average” that’s BMI
Here’s a few I like. The first two are from middle school and the last one is high school.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Here’s a few I like. The first two are from middle school and the last one is high school.
Why was everything I made so fucking GREY. It like, ruins things that I think could have been ok if I had just either gone much darker or used some goddamn color.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Why was everything I made so fucking GREY. It like, ruins things that I think could have been ok if I had just either gone much darker or used some goddamn color.