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🍋Cassandra🍓
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she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!

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Anyway I keep forgetting to post these. Look my little models
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The Friday night DnD chats are still some of my favourite moments in FoM thus far. The characters bantering amongst themselves and not just the player is large in part what gives the game so much charm and whimsy~

#FieldsofMistria #FoM
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Anyway, I surreptitiously put a treat on the blanket so that whichever cat came to cuddle with me first would get a prize, but my ungrateful layabout children hate their mother and are all sleeping in various places around the room and I am cold. I’m gonna throw out their beds
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
So far, other than the tv episodes that I had already seen, my favorite has been jingle all the way. This is not a very good sign. I need to pick a surefire hit tomorrow
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Nothing hits quite like TWIOAT season 2
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Scrolling thru my featured photos and seeing old pics of me right next to much more recent pics and reeling from it broooo I should have been allowed to skip everything before like, age 23
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I guess I apparently just didn’t realize “mumblecore” filmmaking was a thing that existed and I think it sucks and is bad but I suppose I enjoy my fair share of absurdist anti-humor so I can’t be too snooty abt it
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Critics apparently just go apeshit for holiday movies where nothing fucking happens bc it’s so ~subversive~ to make a really boring thing in a genre absolutely SATURATED with movies with plots
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Was hoping for a fun one tonight and thought wacky party girl Anna Kendrick hijinks would be it but that is not what I got
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Also this is less of a Christmas movie than ANYCW like this is not a Christmas movie at all. Christmas technically occurs but it’s mostly just like. Look at this depressed alcoholic and all this mumbling naturalistic (apparently improvised) dialogue
Day 7: Happy Christmas

“An immature party girl (Anna Kendrick) moves in with her brother’s family and throws their lives out of whack.” You would think this is a comedy from that description but no. It’s a serious indie drama made by someone who thought their baby was WAY cuter than it was
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Elliott Smith’s cover of Waterloo Sunset makes me feel like I am an old person in a movie whose funeral they are about to cut to after a shot of me contemplatively looking out from my porch, having just had a meaningful conversation with the MC
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Anyway a few days ago I was able to jailbreak my mom's N3tflix (I am occasionally able to do this for some reason. No one tell them I don't want them to fix this) and watched a couple eps of she ra and I can't stop thinking abt it
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
There’s a thing called December Nights in SD that is just an annual like fair thing and part of it is the “hall of nations” which are just little buildings set up to represent various places with people and decor and food from there and this is just to say: Puerto Rico and Denmark are the GOATs
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
No but actually why do ppl talk abt that movie like it’s a misunderstood classic. Ebert gave it 4 stars??? lmao. The animation doesn’t even bother me idgaf it’s just so pointless and dilute. It has this self important contemplative mood with just, NO substance to back it up
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sometimes u have to pay the “art is really about the process and not the result” tax to get to the “what do you think about the twilight saga? I’ve been thinking about watching it. I think the supernatural teen romance genre is in many ways more legitimate than a lot of classic sff” inside
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Prince of the Sea
#pokemon
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love when people are like “do the kids at your work say 67 a lot?” bro I’m about to kill myself over it
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just discovered a kind of person who doesn’t know what donut holes are
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
2022/2023/2024/2025

There are two wolves inside of me and they are best friends bc honestly both of them have amazing taste
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I did go ahead and look at my spotify wrapped and none of this is surprising (the bobs burgers in my top artists as the obligatory reminder that I am embarrassing) but what is cool is that although Elliott is my #2 artist, only 2 of his songs are on my whole playlist.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Anyway I honestly don’t think I had ever heard the song Christmas shoes before watching that movie. I had long heard tale of it. It’s pretty bad and really took me out of the violent sobbing fit I was in for a second.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So many Christmas movies are just about a dad who refuses to apologize
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Adrien and Theo fighting over who gets to sleep on my laundry…meanwhile I am here with no kitty in my bed…messed up
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
HELLO the kid is Anakin??? That’s so funny. He’s such a cutie pie. I liked that the other kid in it wasn’t villainized also. They always make fat kids evil bullies and it sucks. But no he just very sincerely was like “my parents got divorced and it ruled, yours should too!” like a little king
Day 3: Jingle All The Way

Never seen this one before! WOW, sinbad is REALLY bad in it. I spent the first 2/3 trying to figure out how it was entertaining to me when it was neither funny nor emotionally engaging. The last 1/3 was enjoyable. The kid is darn cute I think I just wanted the W for him
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Our new series begins NOW!

Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.

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D01: The Derfect Crime — Mission to Zyxx
Okay let’s see here. Episode descripsh. Something like: Oh hey it’s me, Old Derf! Sure, you know me as an elderly space wizard with the mysterious power of resurrection, a resume stacked with entry le...
www.missiontozyxx.space
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM