gentlemen, the task is clear: we must find the Universal Wife Gift
sorry this is cracking me up. i get it but things are dark in these seo trenches
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
gentlemen, the task is clear: we must find the Universal Wife Gift
New York's Chill Uncle is running for congress!
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
New York's Chill Uncle is running for congress!
between this and the batshit alt end of Titanic with Paxton dancing, I'm developing a theory that the studios ask Cameron to give his movies happy endings and these are his versions of malicious compliance
5. The alternate ending to Terminator 2: Judgment Day, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEaS...
Alternate Ending | Terminator 2: Judgment Day [Special Director's Cut]
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December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
between this and the batshit alt end of Titanic with Paxton dancing, I'm developing a theory that the studios ask Cameron to give his movies happy endings and these are his versions of malicious compliance
it must feel so good to stand in a big conference room full of rapt execs and point to a presentation that says shit like "Success = More Profit" and watch them all clap like trained seals, knowing you just bought yourself a sick-ass vacation
The Consulting Class Are Useless Parasites, Part 32398 of an Infinite Series:
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
it must feel so good to stand in a big conference room full of rapt execs and point to a presentation that says shit like "Success = More Profit" and watch them all clap like trained seals, knowing you just bought yourself a sick-ass vacation
whatever else you can say about the guy he's a true YIMBY
pennywise is a sewer socialist
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
whatever else you can say about the guy he's a true YIMBY
look i'm no genius for saying AI's existential threat is to advertising more than to Hollywood, but man i really fuckin nailed it huh
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
look i'm no genius for saying AI's existential threat is to advertising more than to Hollywood, but man i really fuckin nailed it huh
yes sure WFH has lots of benefits but also my upstairs neighbor has been rhythmically pounding on the floor for the past 20 mins and i have nowhere to escape to
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
yes sure WFH has lots of benefits but also my upstairs neighbor has been rhythmically pounding on the floor for the past 20 mins and i have nowhere to escape to
you know it smell crazy in there
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
you know it smell crazy in there
"tiny homes" are just gentrified trailers and i for one am sick of the erasure of my people's culture
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"tiny homes" are just gentrified trailers and i for one am sick of the erasure of my people's culture
bluesky keeps randomly signing me out on mobile and desktop
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
bluesky keeps randomly signing me out on mobile and desktop
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
Warner Bros had a record-breaking run of #1 box office releases in 2025
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Warner Bros had a record-breaking run of #1 box office releases in 2025
well red states are just chock full of high-capacity soccer stadiums so this should be fine
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
well red states are just chock full of high-capacity soccer stadiums so this should be fine
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miss rachel making her haters become her waiters when she sits down at the table of success
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
miss rachel making her haters become her waiters when she sits down at the table of success
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oh my god i feel so vindicated
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god i feel so vindicated
it has to happen soon. it simply must
Trump had some hefty bandages yesterday on the back of right hand -- the same one that is often discolored
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it has to happen soon. it simply must
seeing a lot of people getting mad about this and i want to remind folks that it won't actually happen so it's okay to just make fun of it instead
Developer Stephen Ross will work with Archer Aviation to help build a network of launchpads for a fleet of flying vehicles in South Florida.
Billionaire Stephen Ross Has a $200 Fix for Miami’s Commuting Hell: Flying Taxis
The developer will work with Archer Aviation to help build a network of launchpads for a fleet of flying vehicles in South Florida.
on.wsj.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
seeing a lot of people getting mad about this and i want to remind folks that it won't actually happen so it's okay to just make fun of it instead
I Love LA is basically just the "two dumbest bitches you know saying 'exactlyyyyy' to each other" tweet as a TV show (complimentary)
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I Love LA is basically just the "two dumbest bitches you know saying 'exactlyyyyy' to each other" tweet as a TV show (complimentary)
one time in high school a girl in my class fell asleep resting her head in her hand and her elbow slipped off the desk and she slammed her head into the desk SO LOUD
my point is i would pay like, a thousand dollars to see trump do the same thing in one of these meetings
my point is i would pay like, a thousand dollars to see trump do the same thing in one of these meetings
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
one time in high school a girl in my class fell asleep resting her head in her hand and her elbow slipped off the desk and she slammed her head into the desk SO LOUD
my point is i would pay like, a thousand dollars to see trump do the same thing in one of these meetings
my point is i would pay like, a thousand dollars to see trump do the same thing in one of these meetings
lord i see what you have done for others
The bear that moved into a home’s crawlspace more than a week ago in Altadena is not budging: despite numerous attempts by the homeowners to keep him out, the animal is staying put.
Unbearable living situation: Bear under Altadena home showing no signs of leaving
“I feel nervous all the time,” homeowner Ken Johnson said. “I’m always looking over my shoulder to see if he’s coming out.”
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
lord i see what you have done for others
pretty much all the criticisms of Avatar are correct. the story is basic. the characters are one-dimensional. it does indigenous blue face.
but like...doing an edible and watching one on a giant IMAX screen is a damn fine way to spend an afternoon
but like...doing an edible and watching one on a giant IMAX screen is a damn fine way to spend an afternoon
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
pretty much all the criticisms of Avatar are correct. the story is basic. the characters are one-dimensional. it does indigenous blue face.
but like...doing an edible and watching one on a giant IMAX screen is a damn fine way to spend an afternoon
but like...doing an edible and watching one on a giant IMAX screen is a damn fine way to spend an afternoon
early 20's: "i'll just eat a pile of whatever. shove it into a bowl who cares"
late 20's: "i must learn to cook like a real adult"
early 30's: "I have learned to cook healthy, balanced, aesthetically pleasing meals"
late 30's: "i'll just eat a pile of whatever. shove it into a bowl who cares"
late 20's: "i must learn to cook like a real adult"
early 30's: "I have learned to cook healthy, balanced, aesthetically pleasing meals"
late 30's: "i'll just eat a pile of whatever. shove it into a bowl who cares"
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
early 20's: "i'll just eat a pile of whatever. shove it into a bowl who cares"
late 20's: "i must learn to cook like a real adult"
early 30's: "I have learned to cook healthy, balanced, aesthetically pleasing meals"
late 30's: "i'll just eat a pile of whatever. shove it into a bowl who cares"
late 20's: "i must learn to cook like a real adult"
early 30's: "I have learned to cook healthy, balanced, aesthetically pleasing meals"
late 30's: "i'll just eat a pile of whatever. shove it into a bowl who cares"
so here's the thing. if you executed clearly illegal orders from a drunken former fox news host and thought he wouldn't throw you under the bus the second people started paying attention, that's on you my man
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
so here's the thing. if you executed clearly illegal orders from a drunken former fox news host and thought he wouldn't throw you under the bus the second people started paying attention, that's on you my man
I think doing an AI ripoff of a cartoonist, even one who sucks, sucks
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think doing an AI ripoff of a cartoonist, even one who sucks, sucks
remember the smartphone/app revolution of the early 2010s? apps for dating, directions, food delivery, travel booking, banking, etc. immediately indispensable!
the AI "revolution," at best, has provided marginal productivity gains for niche industries
the AI "revolution," at best, has provided marginal productivity gains for niche industries
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
remember the smartphone/app revolution of the early 2010s? apps for dating, directions, food delivery, travel booking, banking, etc. immediately indispensable!
the AI "revolution," at best, has provided marginal productivity gains for niche industries
the AI "revolution," at best, has provided marginal productivity gains for niche industries