sometimes I remember Seattle has "the Climate Pledge Arena" and I allow myself a mordant chuckle. The PNW is so deeply unserious as a region
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
sometimes I remember Seattle has "the Climate Pledge Arena" and I allow myself a mordant chuckle. The PNW is so deeply unserious as a region
wife just returned from the grocery store where prices for staples like olive oil and toilet paper are up like 50% in the past couple months
i dunno man i don't see the admin surviving 3 more years
i dunno man i don't see the admin surviving 3 more years
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
wife just returned from the grocery store where prices for staples like olive oil and toilet paper are up like 50% in the past couple months
i dunno man i don't see the admin surviving 3 more years
i dunno man i don't see the admin surviving 3 more years
pro tip: the delicate balance most clients are looking for is "sound like a human who just got kicked in the head by a horse"
my last (probably final) copywriting client hired me because they weren’t happy with ChatGPT because “it didn’t sound human enough.” then they stopped using me because I “sounded too human”
When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.
For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
pro tip: the delicate balance most clients are looking for is "sound like a human who just got kicked in the head by a horse"
1. an edible
2. a second edible
2. a second edible
Everything to Remember Before 'Avatar: Fire and Ash'
Everything to Remember Before 'Avatar: Fire and Ash'
With James Cameron's latest blockbuster on the way, it's time to refresh yourself on the world of Pandora.
gizmodo.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
1. an edible
2. a second edible
2. a second edible
joe gruters is the most Ha Ha You Clowns supporting character i've ever seen
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
joe gruters is the most Ha Ha You Clowns supporting character i've ever seen
i was skeptical ending the shutdown was the right political move but you can't argue with these results!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i was skeptical ending the shutdown was the right political move but you can't argue with these results!!
Reposted by Maddest Mouse
my mom's from venezuela and i've encountered an absolutely fucking wild amount of racism and misogyny in my careers in two different types of writing but thanks for assuming!
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
my mom's from venezuela and i've encountered an absolutely fucking wild amount of racism and misogyny in my careers in two different types of writing but thanks for assuming!
the person you QT'd isn't white, dipshit
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the person you QT'd isn't white, dipshit
I mean... it made Hollywood Reporter's and IndieWire's Best Of lists, as well as Rolling Stone's Best Horror list.
There's plenty to critique about PMG and their coverage of Sinners but it's just not true that they're "locking" it out
www.indiewire.com/gallery/best...
There's plenty to critique about PMG and their coverage of Sinners but it's just not true that they're "locking" it out
www.indiewire.com/gallery/best...
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I mean... it made Hollywood Reporter's and IndieWire's Best Of lists, as well as Rolling Stone's Best Horror list.
There's plenty to critique about PMG and their coverage of Sinners but it's just not true that they're "locking" it out
www.indiewire.com/gallery/best...
There's plenty to critique about PMG and their coverage of Sinners but it's just not true that they're "locking" it out
www.indiewire.com/gallery/best...
the disney news is disheartening, but it's going to be so funny when AI crashes and their $1 billion investment evaporates but there's still a bunch of videos of all the disney princes sucking and fucking each other, just floating around on the internet
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the disney news is disheartening, but it's going to be so funny when AI crashes and their $1 billion investment evaporates but there's still a bunch of videos of all the disney princes sucking and fucking each other, just floating around on the internet
i'd get worked up about this post but my doctor says i have to watch my blood pressure
Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i'd get worked up about this post but my doctor says i have to watch my blood pressure
OpenAI: "you give us $1 billion and in return, you also give us all your IP so our users can create furry porn of minnie getting railed by daffy duck while mickey cries and masturbates in the corner"
disney: "this is a great deal!"
disney: "this is a great deal!"
Well this ain’t good.
“Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will allow the AI platform to use its characters and properties to generate short, user-prompted social videos.”
www.wsj.com/business/med...
“Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will allow the AI platform to use its characters and properties to generate short, user-prompted social videos.”
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
www.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
OpenAI: "you give us $1 billion and in return, you also give us all your IP so our users can create furry porn of minnie getting railed by daffy duck while mickey cries and masturbates in the corner"
disney: "this is a great deal!"
disney: "this is a great deal!"
gentlemen, the task is clear: we must find the Universal Wife Gift
sorry this is cracking me up. i get it but things are dark in these seo trenches
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
gentlemen, the task is clear: we must find the Universal Wife Gift
New York's Chill Uncle is running for congress!
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
New York's Chill Uncle is running for congress!
between this and the batshit alt end of Titanic with Paxton dancing, I'm developing a theory that the studios ask Cameron to give his movies happy endings and these are his versions of malicious compliance
5. The alternate ending to Terminator 2: Judgment Day, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEaS...
Alternate Ending | Terminator 2: Judgment Day [Special Director's Cut]
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www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
between this and the batshit alt end of Titanic with Paxton dancing, I'm developing a theory that the studios ask Cameron to give his movies happy endings and these are his versions of malicious compliance
it must feel so good to stand in a big conference room full of rapt execs and point to a presentation that says shit like "Success = More Profit" and watch them all clap like trained seals, knowing you just bought yourself a sick-ass vacation
The Consulting Class Are Useless Parasites, Part 32398 of an Infinite Series:
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
it must feel so good to stand in a big conference room full of rapt execs and point to a presentation that says shit like "Success = More Profit" and watch them all clap like trained seals, knowing you just bought yourself a sick-ass vacation
whatever else you can say about the guy he's a true YIMBY
pennywise is a sewer socialist
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
whatever else you can say about the guy he's a true YIMBY
look i'm no genius for saying AI's existential threat is to advertising more than to Hollywood, but man i really fuckin nailed it huh
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
look i'm no genius for saying AI's existential threat is to advertising more than to Hollywood, but man i really fuckin nailed it huh
yes sure WFH has lots of benefits but also my upstairs neighbor has been rhythmically pounding on the floor for the past 20 mins and i have nowhere to escape to
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
yes sure WFH has lots of benefits but also my upstairs neighbor has been rhythmically pounding on the floor for the past 20 mins and i have nowhere to escape to
you know it smell crazy in there
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
you know it smell crazy in there
"tiny homes" are just gentrified trailers and i for one am sick of the erasure of my people's culture
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"tiny homes" are just gentrified trailers and i for one am sick of the erasure of my people's culture
bluesky keeps randomly signing me out on mobile and desktop
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
bluesky keeps randomly signing me out on mobile and desktop
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
i could take this as a sign or i could just sign back in and complain about it on bluesky
Warner Bros had a record-breaking run of #1 box office releases in 2025
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Warner Bros had a record-breaking run of #1 box office releases in 2025
well red states are just chock full of high-capacity soccer stadiums so this should be fine
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
well red states are just chock full of high-capacity soccer stadiums so this should be fine