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Spooky Lindy
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Eating junk and watching rubbish
Fighting his natural instinct to ruin the Christmas tree
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Final pumpkin lineup for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Carved two pumpkins tonight, two more tomorrow
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I need two people!
October 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s been awhile since this idiot made an appearance on here.
July 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
OMG he did the thing I’ve helped docs at my job analyze, they sent me LISTS of AI generated citations for me to verify and they were all fake omg lolol
RFK Jr's "MAHA" report is filled with references to studies that literally do not exist, or that completely misinterpret the studies' findings.

“We did not publish a paper.. on this topic with that co-author group, or with that title,” says one cited researcher.

www.notus.org/health-scien...
The MAHA Report Cites Studies That Don’t Exist
The Trump administration’s “Make America Healthy Again” report misinterprets some studies and cites others that don’t exist, according to the listed authors.
www.notus.org
May 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I love The Devil’s Playground I’m literally too stupid to understand even the directions of the games they play, I will watch 200 seasons
May 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Do beekeepers next
now THIS is journalism
April 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Exact same re: AI medical literature citations. Not a one was real.
April 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If Elmo is leaving and Pete’s getting fired do I have to send my 5 bullet point email in tomorrow or can we please chill the fuck out for ONE DAY
April 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me??

Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
April 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It tickles me to no end that guy constantly blathering on about meritocracy and lowering military standards is the worst anyone has ever been at their job in the history of being employed
April 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Interrupted my wife while she was on the phone to deliver this news like Walter Cronkite announcing that JFK had died.
April 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My airpods 2nd gen are dying, i got the airpods 4 and they were horrible, what wireless earbuds are you all using. Wearing just for watching movies and garbage on my ipad, i have separate exercise headphones
April 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I love drawing my signature with a mouse. Like here is my important tax form. As you can tell from my signature, I am a very small child
April 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’ve been quality checking AI generated citations for a doctor I work with and every single one of them has been factually inaccurate (as in they do not exist at all)
March 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Vance: I think we should throw Hegseth under the bus for this Atlantic mess.
Waltz: 👍🤣🚌
Rubio: OK
SM: Totally agree.
Vance: Steve, can you convey this plan to POTUS?
Vance: Steve? Hello?
SM: This is Shirley MacLaine
March 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wake up babe, a new 30-50 items scenario just dropped
March 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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white house says the economy is trans and must be abolished
White House, asked about recession concern, says U.S. is in a period of "economic transition"
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Dear Manager:

1. I drank a whiskey drink
2. I drank a vodka drink
3. I drank a lager drink
4. I drank a cider drink
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times, and the songs that remind me of the better times
Dear Manager:
1. I have climbed highest mountains
2. I have run through the fields
3. I have run
4. I have crawled
5. I have scaled these city walls, these city walls.
Dear manager:
1: I went to the doctor
2: I went to the mountains
3: I looked to the children
4: I drank from the fountains
5: There's more than one answer to these questions
February 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
After making tens of thousands of people end teleworking, tells all federal employees to check their email on a Saturday WHICH WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHEN WE AREN’T TELEWORKING
February 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM