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Spooky
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bisexuality is way more common than people believe. i've worked over 70 jobs.

marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother (she/her). yes those are my tits
Pinned
almost sat on my lil buddy. the look of betrayal...
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for decades the radical leftists have suppressed our content, but no longer! now that conservative patriots are in charge of every major news organization and social media platform in the country, the fact that people still think our shit sucks must be because of, I guess like, a jewish curse?
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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animal farm being done in the style of a late 2010s children's animated comedy film is honestly really funny to me idk. emphasizing the "satirical fairy story" part in a way that is ironically more eye catching and controversy stirring than a more straightforward grim seriousness
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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headcanoning that roger rabbit took his wife's last name because nobody would hire roger leibowitz
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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oh so the residents of the apartment building in chicago who we're kidnapped and terrorized by ice have all received eviction notices

how much you wanna bet the landlord called em

everybody out so we can do more gentrification
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Animal Farm was taught to me as an anticommunist text. Lord of The Flies was also taught to me as an anticommunist text. A Separate Peace was about how the duplicitous queer is driven to shatter your heterosexual legs.
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
mikhail is so smart. he says "mama! this!" while holding a book to ask for me to read him a story. he's only 1! my heart swells with pride. being a mom rules
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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literally the aclu:
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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In my view, these petty little tricks are all part of an effort to get customers to think the massive hikes in fees/prices on these apps are going to the driver, when in fact driver rates are being lowered at a similar pace that customer fees are being increased
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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However much you hate these companies is not enough
DoorDash and Uber have both sued New York City to block requirements that the delivery tip option be displayed at checkout and set to at least 10%.

These greedy companies don't want to be required to show the option to tip delivery workers.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
DoorDash, Uber Sue NYC Over Mandate to Show Tips Prompt Upfront
Rivals DoorDash Inc. and Uber Technologies Inc. jointly sued New York City to block requirements that the delivery tipping option be available at the time of checkout and set to at least 10%, which th...
www.bloomberg.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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welcome to bluesky it’s kinda like this
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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One of the worst parts of the modern condition is having to listen to billionaires airing out the stupidest policy ideas, random musings, and other mental detritus. It’s unbearable.
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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my mom’s boyfriend’s wife broke the garbage disposal by putting full cherries down it
November 12, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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I was sad. and then I saw a giant squid
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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the christian nationalist film studio is making anti-communism: the movie
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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When people who work jobs are too important to allow to strike, but not important enough to pay properly, then you need to recognise what you're being sold.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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i dream of meeting a man who would permaban a bigot from the game of life for me and becoming his emotional support orifice
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Cannot believe I saw this irl
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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here is a frame from pluribus btw
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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game of the year is the fun little games i play on your mom's clitoral hood, dumb dumb
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM