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instascience.bsky.social
This is how a swan lands on the water.
July 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
Unless your google, dont use nginx. Use caddy
April 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
Just realized 2048 will be Y2K V2.0
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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jumpingcat.org
i have a few rockets
March 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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coprodu.to
The most important reason to use Haskell
January 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
When you the new new guy on a project
knowyourmeme.com Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme.com · Jan 17
On this day 19 years ago, “afro ninja” was uploaded to YouTube.
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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xeiaso.net
"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens

https://xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prevent-this/CVE-2024-12084/
"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens
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January 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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hotpaper.bsky.social
You can't tell me what to do! ADHD gives me the power to not even listen to myself!
January 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
Eating paper never looked so smooth
jaustindrake.bsky.social Austin Drake @jaustindrake.bsky.social · Dec 13
this might be way off base from what you wanted but to be fair I did eat the paper
December 14, 2024 at 3:32 AM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
The investigative reporting we NEED.
jacobgeller.com Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · Dec 9
It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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winchester.dev
My 7 y.o. daughter practicing addition has started doing this thing where she asks us random addition questions

Today was “what’s 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? …, …”

she has no idea how trained I am in this specific question
December 10, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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bradgessler.com
I had to deal with a compliance body that was actually this dumb—which is the mobile marketing association.

They’d send audit letters if they found your short code on the web that didn’t have the correct disclaimers, so I spun up a Heroku site that violated their policy for every short code.
December 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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steamboathedgie.bsky.social
xkcd.com/937
An xkcd comic. It's hand-drawn, made to look like a screenshot of an app store, showcasing an app called Tornado guard, made by DroidCoder2187 The app's description: Plays a loud alert sound when there is a tornado warning for your area. It has a 4 out of 5 stars rating based on 4 reviews User reviews: 5 out of 5 stars: Good ui! Many alert choices. 5 out of 5 stars: Running great, no crashes 5 out of 5 stars: I like how you can set multiple locations 1 out of 5 stars: App did not warn me about tornado. Caption: The problem with averaging star ratings
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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oldsantaclaus.bsky.social
Somebody needs this right now 🐼 🥹

#ThankYouTG
#CoffeeKindnessShenanigans
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
spikedcactus.bsky.social
#postgres Full-Text-Search is better than your solution fight me. Dont use #redis use cookies or a database
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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cyberciti.biz
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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pikat.io
lowest possible stakes trolley problem
illustration of a bunch of people in an elevator with LOTS of jpeg artifacting. accompanying text reads: You are in an elevator on the 1st floor. Inside the elevator are 5 people going to the 4th floor. Someone going to the 3rd floor is headed for your elevator. Another elevator is arriving soon. Do you mash the close button? What if you make eye contact?
November 29, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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deirdreassenza.bsky.social
Felt cute
A meme shows the Mona Lisa holding a screaming Moo Deng
November 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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spacemonkie42.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
bird sounds
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM