Carrie Griffin
@spiffogriffo.bsky.social
Smooth like Barry, voice got bass, body like DeVito with a Deschanel face
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No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
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Complaining about taxes with my gold brooch
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Complaining about taxes with my gold brooch
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
I was the person to tell a bunch of people in a book club about police watching Zootopia to learn racial tolerance
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was the person to tell a bunch of people in a book club about police watching Zootopia to learn racial tolerance
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“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.
I’m not even sure what any of these are referencing (I got a mystery bag) but I’m in love with them all. Even without context MaxFun gets me, love to @jessethorn.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m not even sure what any of these are referencing (I got a mystery bag) but I’m in love with them all. Even without context MaxFun gets me, love to @jessethorn.bsky.social
I bet a baby horse would love oat milk. It’s like their two favorite foods
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I bet a baby horse would love oat milk. It’s like their two favorite foods
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The turkeys, brothers from Thailand, run a crypto fund and made 10-figure investments in Jared Kushner’s enterprise.
Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The turkeys, brothers from Thailand, run a crypto fund and made 10-figure investments in Jared Kushner’s enterprise.
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
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Using genAI alienates you from everyone else. It doesn't democratize art, it atomizes it.
No genAI user is gonna get an outpouring of sincere support from others because even they themselves don't give a fuck about what they're making.
No genAI user is gonna get an outpouring of sincere support from others because even they themselves don't give a fuck about what they're making.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Using genAI alienates you from everyone else. It doesn't democratize art, it atomizes it.
No genAI user is gonna get an outpouring of sincere support from others because even they themselves don't give a fuck about what they're making.
No genAI user is gonna get an outpouring of sincere support from others because even they themselves don't give a fuck about what they're making.
“Hell yeah it’s the weekend!!!! Time to party!!!!!” I say sitting on the couch watching cartoons eating oatmeal with sparkling water
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Hell yeah it’s the weekend!!!! Time to party!!!!!” I say sitting on the couch watching cartoons eating oatmeal with sparkling water
Two great tastes that taste great together @cheekface.bsky.social @doyouthinkshaggyisonbsky?
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Two great tastes that taste great together @cheekface.bsky.social @doyouthinkshaggyisonbsky?
Mamma Mia 3 should be called Mamma Three-a
just leave the comedy award under the doormat I’m busy right now
just leave the comedy award under the doormat I’m busy right now
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Mamma Mia 3 should be called Mamma Three-a
just leave the comedy award under the doormat I’m busy right now
just leave the comedy award under the doormat I’m busy right now
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everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
I get a lot of targeted ads for variety of different tinned fish and it’s like “I’m really only half Jewish, thanks”
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I get a lot of targeted ads for variety of different tinned fish and it’s like “I’m really only half Jewish, thanks”
If I was Frankenstein I would simply not make a perfect guy and then beat him with a fire poker.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I was Frankenstein I would simply not make a perfect guy and then beat him with a fire poker.
Viagra Boys are basically @cheekface.bsky.social plus The Hives right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Viagra Boys are basically @cheekface.bsky.social plus The Hives right?
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A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
@cheekface.bsky.social do you have like collected thoughts/writing about making a living in the music industry somewhere I need to win an argument
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@cheekface.bsky.social do you have like collected thoughts/writing about making a living in the music industry somewhere I need to win an argument
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.