not andrew
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· Aug 10
Been yapping about making a couple of things with grilled peaches for a few weeks. Finally picked some up yesterday and @centexag.bsky.social gave me some late night inspiration.
Grilled peach, mixed berry compote (blueberries, blackberries, honey, salt), and whipped cream.
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Grilled peach, mixed berry compote (blueberries, blackberries, honey, salt), and whipped cream.
🍽️🍜
I am the ham bandit and I will not be stopped
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I am the ham bandit and I will not be stopped
Hate driving in this city. You're all idiots.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hate driving in this city. You're all idiots.
Man, so glad we're all off all week.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Man, so glad we're all off all week.
We'd all spend our spare time scheming on how to lure our enemies there.
"No, @joebreslin.bsky.social ,for the last time, I have a work trip but thought you might want to come because it's the same week as Meatball, Cured Meats & Obscure House Music Vinyl Con. I'm NOT going to do a murder on you"
"No, @joebreslin.bsky.social ,for the last time, I have a work trip but thought you might want to come because it's the same week as Meatball, Cured Meats & Obscure House Music Vinyl Con. I'm NOT going to do a murder on you"
the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
We'd all spend our spare time scheming on how to lure our enemies there.
"No, @joebreslin.bsky.social ,for the last time, I have a work trip but thought you might want to come because it's the same week as Meatball, Cured Meats & Obscure House Music Vinyl Con. I'm NOT going to do a murder on you"
"No, @joebreslin.bsky.social ,for the last time, I have a work trip but thought you might want to come because it's the same week as Meatball, Cured Meats & Obscure House Music Vinyl Con. I'm NOT going to do a murder on you"
This has been an all-time day. On a serious heater over here. Go Cowboys.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This has been an all-time day. On a serious heater over here. Go Cowboys.
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Cry, Eagles. Cry.
Go Cowboys 💙
Go Cowboys 💙
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Cry, Eagles. Cry.
Go Cowboys 💙
Go Cowboys 💙
Must have just been teeing this gif up for me. The final score brought to you by Community Mechanical.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Must have just been teeing this gif up for me. The final score brought to you by Community Mechanical.
Ceedee better being yelling at himself. Real weird reaction like he thought ball placement was an issue when the ball is in his $100m guaranteed arms.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ceedee better being yelling at himself. Real weird reaction like he thought ball placement was an issue when the ball is in his $100m guaranteed arms.
LETS GOOOOOOO
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of wine in his hand .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of wine in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
LETS GOOOOOOO
Just wrapped up golf. GD Cowboys.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just wrapped up golf. GD Cowboys.
Look. Ordering fajitas at a crowded table is a selfish act and I hope your 9 plates hogging the table end up in your lap.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Look. Ordering fajitas at a crowded table is a selfish act and I hope your 9 plates hogging the table end up in your lap.
This whole economy about to go tits up
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This whole economy about to go tits up
I met with a wealth advisor a couple weeks back that hit me up on LinkedIn I'm guessing based on my job title. Boy was he excited when I explained I've rebuilt my existence three times and have been saving for the first time the last 2 yrs. Bro gave me the emergency fund speech 😂
Sorry for partyin.
Sorry for partyin.
This is how my financial advisor looks at me when I tell them how much I spent on Homefield gear
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I met with a wealth advisor a couple weeks back that hit me up on LinkedIn I'm guessing based on my job title. Boy was he excited when I explained I've rebuilt my existence three times and have been saving for the first time the last 2 yrs. Bro gave me the emergency fund speech 😂
Sorry for partyin.
Sorry for partyin.
Ordered a succulent Chinese meal at 230 PM. L-I-V-I-N
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ordered a succulent Chinese meal at 230 PM. L-I-V-I-N
My brother's FIL goes from eatin' Nighthawks to being responsible for the turkey. Imagine leaving Ohtani on your bench and sending out the hot dog guy.
You ain’t seen them cook nothing throughout the year you have no reason to believe they gone start being able to cook now
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My brother's FIL goes from eatin' Nighthawks to being responsible for the turkey. Imagine leaving Ohtani on your bench and sending out the hot dog guy.
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I thought being the kind of person who can’t relax until my house is clean would mean my place was always really tidy but all it actually means is I’m extra stressed in my slightly cluttered home
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I thought being the kind of person who can’t relax until my house is clean would mean my place was always really tidy but all it actually means is I’m extra stressed in my slightly cluttered home
Was minding my own walking into a store and damn if the titillating scent of smokin' meats tickle my nostrils. Gonna take me three days to quit thinking about BBQ. OR I'm going to move some ribs to the fridge and make these smoked rib carnitas I already had on my mind.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Was minding my own walking into a store and damn if the titillating scent of smokin' meats tickle my nostrils. Gonna take me three days to quit thinking about BBQ. OR I'm going to move some ribs to the fridge and make these smoked rib carnitas I already had on my mind.
Every time I'm on a heater catching cards in online poker my boss starts bothering me. Incredibly annoying.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every time I'm on a heater catching cards in online poker my boss starts bothering me. Incredibly annoying.
November 18th and I have my a/c crankin'. Just a disgusting state of affairs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 18th and I have my a/c crankin'. Just a disgusting state of affairs.
He's so bad at this. Any dip shit knows you walk over and pick it up off the ground like you care for the cameras and wait on a minion to raise the shit back up. Easy bump for his steaming turd poll numbers. Amateur hour.
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He's so bad at this. Any dip shit knows you walk over and pick it up off the ground like you care for the cameras and wait on a minion to raise the shit back up. Easy bump for his steaming turd poll numbers. Amateur hour.
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