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Joey Guanciale

@joebreslin.bsky.social

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1h

better up your cooking game!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1h

robert downey jr. is asking what are we doing here .

ALT: robert downey jr. is asking what are we doing here .

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 2h

at least my lego star wars playsets are kitchen gadgets

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 2h

yes that one.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 2h

we lived blocks away for years. only went once.

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 2h

replace it with 5 things you might have missed?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 2h

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 2h

maybe someday!

a man wearing headphones and a microphone says my brain 's fried right now

ALT: a man wearing headphones and a microphone says my brain 's fried right now

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 4h

I have not taught since 2000 but last night I had my first nightmare about it in years

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

5 link clicks but crickets @jellyzedsy.bsky.social

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

I won't take the bet but I just asked over there

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

Calabrian chili Lumache with Jimmy Nardello, pepperoncini, pecorino, and parsley.

Based on the maccheroni alla mugnaia at Le virtu. I figured the preparation was somewhere between aglio e olio and cacio e pepe, so that's what I did. I think I got pretty damn close.

Reference pics attached

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

Context clues are our friends!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 19h

Trying to reverse engineer a sauce, we'll see how close I can get it

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 23h

both sides, right? @themuserspod.bsky.social @juniormiller.bsky.social @gordonkeith.bsky.social

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

*to clarify, it's one thing to post it on your own page, but to go post it on theirs is weird

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

I find the string of 'happy birthday in heaven!' so odd, even worse when you see someone pop in who obviously doesn't know the person's dead.

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

I read this in Corby Coach O voice "Your daughter died!"

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1d

I'm totally confused about social media and death notices. I see notices for friends and colleagues most months. I'm that age. I've no idea how to respond respectfully. A thumbs up would be horrific. But writing for an ephemeral yet permanent record is so hard. I say nothing.

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

just please don't ruin the mozzarella sticks for me

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

A blend of Stracciatella and pecorino

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

Lasagna soup. Perfect for a rainy night

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In order of appearace:
Olive oil
Onion
Sausage
Garlic
Tomato paste
Spices
Tomato sauce
Canned tomato
Beef stock
Mafaldine
Stracciatella
Pecorino
Black pepper
Parsley
Basil

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a green shirt says i got that too

ALT: a man wearing a green shirt says i got that too

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