Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
Chicken marsala with mashed potatoes 🍽️🍜
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chicken marsala with mashed potatoes 🍽️🍜
today we are all panthers fans
a group of people are dancing around a panther mascot wearing a blue shirt with the number 22 on it
ALT: a group of people are dancing around a panther mascot wearing a blue shirt with the number 22 on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
today we are all panthers fans
I'd be making a financially irresponsible decision if I didn't pay 0% over 4 months for truffles with one of those credit services, right?
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'd be making a financially irresponsible decision if I didn't pay 0% over 4 months for truffles with one of those credit services, right?
she told grok to make an epic roast picture of a thanksgiving spread by someone who has no sense of taste, smell, or sight
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
she told grok to make an epic roast picture of a thanksgiving spread by someone who has no sense of taste, smell, or sight
I think every discussion of the push getting banned needs to include the fact that people are claiming something is too hard to officiate but the NFL requires the officials to have other full time jobs and do this on the side.
Tush Push: Now the Refs are All Over the Place with Forward Progress and Blowing the Whistle
www.crossingbroad.com/news/eagles/...
www.crossingbroad.com/news/eagles/...
Tush Push: Now the Refs are All Over the Place with Forward Progress and Blowing the Whistle
If I was a conspiracy theorist, I'd surmise the league told the refs to officiate the play so poorly that it's voted out.
www.crossingbroad.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I think every discussion of the push getting banned needs to include the fact that people are claiming something is too hard to officiate but the NFL requires the officials to have other full time jobs and do this on the side.
you know things are going well when the first thing your non-football fan wife asks when she wakes up is 'did they fire that guy (Kevin Patullo) yet?'
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
you know things are going well when the first thing your non-football fan wife asks when she wakes up is 'did they fire that guy (Kevin Patullo) yet?'
Katherine: I was showing off and I failed.
Me: You were being a bitch and you succeeded.
Me: You were being a bitch and you succeeded.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Katherine: I was showing off and I failed.
Me: You were being a bitch and you succeeded.
Me: You were being a bitch and you succeeded.
I hate football
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I hate football
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Watching the #Eagles depleted O-Line struggle across the board vs. the Bears, can't fight the urge to share this from my locker room notes in early October:
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Watching the #Eagles depleted O-Line struggle across the board vs. the Bears, can't fight the urge to share this from my locker room notes in early October:
Fire Kevin Patullo at halftime
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fire Kevin Patullo at halftime
Amazon has by far the worst broadcast of any NFL partner.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Amazon has by far the worst broadcast of any NFL partner.
they have a lot of Bengals standing around a very small pile of food
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
they have a lot of Bengals standing around a very small pile of food
Chocolate cake (outsourced). Didn't come out of the tin cleanly. Very chocolate.
5/5
5/5
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Chocolate cake (outsourced). Didn't come out of the tin cleanly. Very chocolate.
5/5
5/5
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Radiohead (a bunch)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
A Tribe Called Quest
Underworld
Run DMC - does it count if I worked? nobody was drinking because they were all smoking weed, so it's not like I was doing anything except watch them
Radiohead (a bunch)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
A Tribe Called Quest
Underworld
Run DMC - does it count if I worked? nobody was drinking because they were all smoking weed, so it's not like I was doing anything except watch them
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Merle Haggard
Tool
Sturgil Simpson
Raconteurs
Jason Isbell
Merle Haggard
Tool
Sturgil Simpson
Raconteurs
Jason Isbell
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Styx
Run DMC
Creed
Robert Earl Keen
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Styx
Run DMC
Creed
Robert Earl Keen
Cross Canadian Ragweed
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Radiohead (a bunch)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
A Tribe Called Quest
Underworld
Run DMC - does it count if I worked? nobody was drinking because they were all smoking weed, so it's not like I was doing anything except watch them
Radiohead (a bunch)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
A Tribe Called Quest
Underworld
Run DMC - does it count if I worked? nobody was drinking because they were all smoking weed, so it's not like I was doing anything except watch them
Hanger steak with black garlic au poivre sauce and parmesan crusted potato pavé
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hanger steak with black garlic au poivre sauce and parmesan crusted potato pavé
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
Warm Pigeon Pea Salad With Roasted Butternut Squash and Spiced Onions
3/5 🍽️🍜
3/5 🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Warm Pigeon Pea Salad With Roasted Butternut Squash and Spiced Onions
3/5 🍽️🍜
3/5 🍽️🍜
Roasted bone marrow, pickled shallot, microgreens
2/5 🍽️🍜
2/5 🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Roasted bone marrow, pickled shallot, microgreens
2/5 🍽️🍜
2/5 🍽️🍜
Katherine asked if that was Jack Black
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Katherine asked if that was Jack Black
Pemaquid selects. forgot to include the mignonette, lemons, and tobasco in the picture and they disappeared too quickly before I thought of it.
1/5 🍽️🍜
1/5 🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pemaquid selects. forgot to include the mignonette, lemons, and tobasco in the picture and they disappeared too quickly before I thought of it.
1/5 🍽️🍜
1/5 🍽️🍜
my facebook algorithm has been absolutely fucked by Mani from the stone roses dying.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my facebook algorithm has been absolutely fucked by Mani from the stone roses dying.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.
is Santos the first dog ever to not like peanut butter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
is Santos the first dog ever to not like peanut butter?
Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese.
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese.
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Journalists that cover Trump rn:
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Journalists that cover Trump rn:
this tedious ass potato dish that's gonna have me up past midnight better be worth the payoff
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this tedious ass potato dish that's gonna have me up past midnight better be worth the payoff