Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
Chicken marsala with mashed potatoes 🍽️🍜
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chicken marsala with mashed potatoes 🍽️🍜
I'd be making a financially irresponsible decision if I didn't pay 0% over 4 months for truffles with one of those credit services, right?
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'd be making a financially irresponsible decision if I didn't pay 0% over 4 months for truffles with one of those credit services, right?
I hate football
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I hate football
Chocolate cake (outsourced). Didn't come out of the tin cleanly. Very chocolate.
5/5
5/5
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Chocolate cake (outsourced). Didn't come out of the tin cleanly. Very chocolate.
5/5
5/5
Hanger steak with black garlic au poivre sauce and parmesan crusted potato pavé
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hanger steak with black garlic au poivre sauce and parmesan crusted potato pavé
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
The pavé needs some work but it was good.
4/5 🍽️🍜
Warm Pigeon Pea Salad With Roasted Butternut Squash and Spiced Onions
3/5 🍽️🍜
3/5 🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Warm Pigeon Pea Salad With Roasted Butternut Squash and Spiced Onions
3/5 🍽️🍜
3/5 🍽️🍜
Roasted bone marrow, pickled shallot, microgreens
2/5 🍽️🍜
2/5 🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Roasted bone marrow, pickled shallot, microgreens
2/5 🍽️🍜
2/5 🍽️🍜
Pemaquid selects. forgot to include the mignonette, lemons, and tobasco in the picture and they disappeared too quickly before I thought of it.
1/5 🍽️🍜
1/5 🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pemaquid selects. forgot to include the mignonette, lemons, and tobasco in the picture and they disappeared too quickly before I thought of it.
1/5 🍽️🍜
1/5 🍽️🍜
Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese.
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese.
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine.
🍽️🍜
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Ricotta gnocchi in cherry tomato vodka sauce
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ricotta gnocchi in cherry tomato vodka sauce
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt.
🍽️🍜
It worked! (first attempt at gnocchi) 🍽️🍜
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It worked! (first attempt at gnocchi) 🍽️🍜
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
![Hymn to Ninkasi
Borne of the flowing water,
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water,
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its walls for you,
Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.
Ninkasi, your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.
You are the one who handles the dough [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, you are the one who handles the dough [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date] - honey,
You are the one who bakes the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
You are the one who waters the malt set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar,
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks the malt in a jar,
The waves rise, the waves fall.
You are the one who spreads the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes,
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes,
You are the one who holds with both hands the great sweet wort,
Brewing [it] with honey [and] wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (...)(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
The filtering vat, which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat, which makes a pleasant sound,
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The best/funniest thing about Dalessandro's getting a Michelin Bib Gourmand is the picture they use for it vs what it actually looks like
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The best/funniest thing about Dalessandro's getting a Michelin Bib Gourmand is the picture they use for it vs what it actually looks like
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser roll
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser roll
Linguine, meatballs and sausage.
🍽️🍜
🍽️🍜
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Linguine, meatballs and sausage.
🍽️🍜
🍽️🍜
Meatball warning
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Meatball warning
this is just about the best setlist I could ever hope for. only really missing decks dark.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this is just about the best setlist I could ever hope for. only really missing decks dark.
