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dylan
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he / him
Pinned
in the work bathroom scrawling in my tome
eating is lowkey the move when youre hungry
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"charlie brown had hoes"
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.

But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
they couldnt have tortured me with metallica or whatever at gitmo id be like hell yeah brother ride the lightning
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all

atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science

guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it looks like youre about to punch tf out ur niece thats probably why if i had to guess its rly funny
this has got a load of reposts from people who don't even follow me, which is so fucking weird
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
all this news is weighing on my psyche too much ive gotta become a poppy stan account
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
thinking about changing my name to Emergency Sherm how are we feeling
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
using ai to write a program that destroys all ai am i cooking
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
yeah man women love it when you have a hole in your sock and your big toe is stickin out it drives them crazy
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
nerd on geek violence
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
is the new bluesky filter so sensitive i have to start censoring swearing and saying unalive because i will kill myself
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
why does unc tweet like yeat
not to knocked loose post but i am so tired of representation by wealth misplaced
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
not to knocked loose post but i am so tired of representation by wealth misplaced
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
when the game has mod support
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
@ every game developer please listen to me your game is TOO LOUD its WAY WAY too loud please turn down the game when you ship it every single game is too loud
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
im glad bluesky is still refusing to ban the transphobes and is limiting the view of posts with evil swearing but allows these obv fake accounts to keep posting animal gore to trick you into donating on a blog page written entirely in russian
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
im glad im a lowbie bc i ratiod someone making a pretty innocuous comment and now i feel bad sorry
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
everyone surprised about the louvre password like the presidents Twitter password wasnt "MAGA2020" or whatever
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
chills...
best ending of all time, let's be real
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM