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Sparzden🔞
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Same old Sparzden. Cheesecake. Muscles. Whatever.
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peterquill47.bsky.social
Jade Miura
IG: jadexmiura
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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pointyears.bsky.social
More Hotsprings time
www.patreon.com/posts/more-h...
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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sparzden.bsky.social
The Big Night!
(nudie cartoon pinup)
Digital ink drawing of a hefty, naked green witch casting a spell over a cauldron, in front of a rickety haunted house under the full moon.
October 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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sparzden.bsky.social
"Come Swim With Us!"

Obligatory #mermay re-post!
Ink and paint: four curvy, muscular mermaids beckon you to the deep, where they will do unspeakable things to you…
May 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
"Come Swim With Us!"

Obligatory #mermay re-post!
Ink and paint: four curvy, muscular mermaids beckon you to the deep, where they will do unspeakable things to you…
May 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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zippypsycho.bsky.social
Karen Luo
IG: kluo.lifts
March 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
Squeeze.
Ink and paint drawing of a muscular woman flexing on a green background.
March 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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sparzden.bsky.social
Bulked up.
Ink and simple color drawing of a crazily bulked-up and shredded topless brunette on a green background.
January 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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sparzden.bsky.social
Heads up!
#femaleMuscle
A ridiculously bulky, naked female musclegirl jumping off a cliff toward camera.
September 18, 2023 at 3:22 PM
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lukeplunkett.com
the only way forward for video games is self-published games made by properly-organised studios

corporate ownership will fire all of you in the end.
February 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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abueloretrowave.bsky.social
Ripley and Jonesy
~𝘢𝘳𝘸
February 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
Wild Party
Two shitfaced, naked female bodybuilders welcome you drunkenly to their seedy motel room, saying "I hope ya brought your DICK with ya!" #femalemuscle #booba #redhead
February 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
Difficult pose
A monochrome blue painting of a nude cartoon girl in a drawing studio struggling to hold her enormous boobs aloft in a very difficult-to-hold pose. #pinup #booba
February 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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ndasfw.bsky.social
Punch Nazis
Violent images of Hitler being punched in the face
February 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
sparzden.bsky.social
QRP with someone watery :)
Four curvy and muscular green mermaids beckon to you from the inky depths where they will surely murder you... but it will be worth it. #mermay
February 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
sparzden.bsky.social
The most amazing shapes...
February 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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aaronbmiller.com
Thomas Blackshear. Instrumental in my desire to be the kind of illustrator I am today. He is an alumnus of my art school, and his work was displayed all over the school and in many art periodicals at the time. I met my hero as the guest of honor at the fantasy art workshop.
#blackhistorymonth
February 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
Filling the page.
A jumble of ink drawings of curvy and muscular women filling every inch of the page. #femalemuscle #bodybuilders #pinup #booba
February 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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radiodeadair.com
Is there no one actually monitoring this account? Are these all automated?

Because I would hope whichever intern is stuck posting this crap would be reporting that *every single one* is getting dunked on and dragged.

It's like watching a comedian who doesn't understand what booing means.
schumer.senate.gov Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · Feb 1
You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
February 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
HAH!
A super-beefy, white-haired, naked female bodybuilder with enormous nipples crouches and shouts "HAH!" #femalemuscle #booba #whitehair #muscle
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
sparzden.bsky.social
No peeking!
Red & Black colored pinup ink drawing with two super-curvy burlesque dancers looking out the door of their dressing room at you. They say no, but they're flirting... #pinup #booba #boobs #bustier
February 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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josephpolitano.bsky.social
"Nobody tells ME when to touch the stove. Stove touching begins TOMORROW!"-DJT
fintwitter.bsky.social FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · Jan 31
🔴 WHITE HOUSE: THE REUTERS REPORT ON TARIFFS ARE FALSE.
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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measuredandslow.bsky.social
The email we just got from the superintendent of the Seattle School District was pretty clear that they will not be following either the immigration or trans student EOs. Proud of you, SPS!
An email from the superintendent of the Seattle School District that reads: “4:18 < All Inboxes Reaffirming Our Commitment to SPS Students, Staff and Families Dear SPS Families and Staff, Seattle Public Schools (SPS) remains steadfast in our commitment to providing safe, welcoming, and inclusive learning environments for every student, regardless of race, religion, national origin, immigration status, gender identity, or sexual orientation. We have a constitutional obligation to educate all students. No matter where you're from, you are welcome here. We are keeping watch for new policies that may affect our district. As new orders are introduced, we will work to provide as much clarity, calm, and stability as we can. Some of our students and families are facing hardships on their path to educational justice and living freely. The recent announcement regarding the removal of protected areas and the possibility of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) entering schools to deport students is deeply troubling to our district and community.” (Continued in next screengrab) Continuation of the email: “4:18 < All Inboxes Reaffirming Our Co... School districts educate school-age residents regardless of the immigration status of the students or their families. To that end, state law directs school districts to limit immigration enforcement to the fullest extent possible consistent with federal and state law. SPS has adopted a procedure based on the Washington State Attorney General's Office model policy and procedure to apply to district interactions with federal immigration authorities. Read the Superintendent's Procedure on Limiting Immigration Enforcement In SPS, we respect every student's right to a safe school experience. We reaffirm that our schools are places of safety and belonging. We will not tolerate any action that disrupts our students' sense of security or their right to an equitable education. Furthermore, we stand firm in our commitment to protecting the rights of LGBTQIA+ students and staff, including nonbinary individuals. The district remains steadfast in its commitment to fostering…” (Continued in next screen grab) Continuation of email: “…an inclusive and supportive environment. Superintendent Procedure 3211 guides our district's unwavering support for gender-diverse students. We will continue to uphold these practices to ensure every student has access to the resources, support, and respect they deserve. We are currently reviewing our relevant policies and procedures with our legal team to ensure these policies continue to provide clear information for students, their families, and SPS staff. We will work alongside families, educators, and community partners to advocate for policies that protect our students and strengthen our commitment to their academic, social, and emotional well-being. SPS is a district that will continue to stand with every student and family, ensuring their rights are upheld and their voices are heard. In solidarity, Dr. Brent Jones Superintendent”
January 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM