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huge big justice fan (derogatory)
in the opening of season 4 episode 1 of lost, Daniel Faraday cries while watching footage of the 815 crash and says he doesn't know why.

this happens to me every time I see the rizzler
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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they have privacy booths at the farmers market where insecure tough guys can eat delicate fruit without hating themselves
May 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
vibe coding my way into the embassy under cover of night
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
...and dinner ain't got shit on midnight munchies
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
nvm there's a menu item for it in the app
need an executive order so Spotify never attempts to play moxy fruvous again
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
need an executive order so Spotify never attempts to play moxy fruvous again
February 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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At a time of soaring egg prices, the Trump administration shutting off USAID programs that fight the global spread of bird flu is utterly asinine.
February 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
on the edge of my seat, already angry, waiting for someone to post a pic of Yoda that says "begun the trade war has" so I can yell at them
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
this guy
You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your guacamole and beer prices.
February 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the best Hot Ones ep was Don Knotts don't @ me
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
they should invent a sausage you can eat for breakfast
January 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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me trying to show my wife something I just posted.
January 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
a rare Pittsburgh Renaissance 2 souvenir. is Tom Murphy on bsky?
Can I show you a bottle of the Topo Chico of Vietnam?
January 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
who cares what year it is, history stopped when vine got shut down
December 31, 2024 at 12:33 PM
partner has covid, I do not (yet?) Despite this, I am still gonna put overproof bourbon into a mug of egg nog and watch Phantom Menace. Fauci can't stop me from having a good time
December 22, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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Guys I fucked up my potions and my homunculus came out bigger than me and it's bossing me around
December 12, 2024 at 5:01 PM
good luck to all mid career product managers out there who are about to get a DM from leadership asking why there isn't a Spotify Wrapped for whichever completely unrelated product you work on
December 4, 2024 at 1:40 PM
In this colab, I'm using the intrinsic (and sort of unstable!) ability for the LLM to decide that it should call a function - this one can tell you a bit about what it knows about a Pokemon, but will "call" the PokeAPI if you ask for a photo of a Pokemon.

colab.research.google.com/drive/1fRMS_...
Google Colab
colab.research.google.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I've been playing some colabs working with Llama 3.2 1B-Instruct (the smallest llama) over on my LinkedIn, and I'm not sure if ppl here might be into them
December 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
after Nov 15? you can bet I'm hauling out the Toyotathon decorations. I don't care how "early" it is
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
hoping topanga's shrimp cereal husband comes to bluesky and beefs with bean dad? idk we need a little bridge here I think
November 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
are the brands skeeting yet? I need to see jong john silver's doing "+100 Aura to Hush puppies" before I'll feel comfortable here. I need A&W to reply "facts." I need this.
November 15, 2024 at 11:15 AM