W'moreland,Aubrey F.
@spacedeer.gay
Westmoreland, Aubrey F. (he/him)
PO1 UN Star Guard (med. ret.)
SEARRS Structure and Entry Specialist
RC-76 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 'Gᴏ, Aɴᴅ Dᴏ Tʜᴏᴜ Lɪᴋᴇᴡɪsᴇ'
PO1 UN Star Guard (med. ret.)
SEARRS Structure and Entry Specialist
RC-76 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 'Gᴏ, Aɴᴅ Dᴏ Tʜᴏᴜ Lɪᴋᴇᴡɪsᴇ'
coyotes go to college to get more knowledge
deers go to jupiter to get more stupider
deers go to jupiter to get more stupider
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
coyotes go to college to get more knowledge
deers go to jupiter to get more stupider
deers go to jupiter to get more stupider
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i think i will become too hungover to go to work tomorrow. better get started.
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i think i will become too hungover to go to work tomorrow. better get started.
need to get out of bed and go buy more booze
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
need to get out of bed and go buy more booze
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what an affordable bird
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
what an affordable bird
few things piss me off like asking someone for advice about something just to get back "oh, it's easy"
fuck you it isn't, or else i wouldn't be asking for fucking help
fuck you it isn't, or else i wouldn't be asking for fucking help
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
few things piss me off like asking someone for advice about something just to get back "oh, it's easy"
fuck you it isn't, or else i wouldn't be asking for fucking help
fuck you it isn't, or else i wouldn't be asking for fucking help
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decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
what's a free PDF editor that's worth a shit?
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
what's a free PDF editor that's worth a shit?
it's late in the day enough for booze, better go buy some
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
it's late in the day enough for booze, better go buy some
a cool thing about being depressed is you can always go back to bed and just lay there in a grey fog for as long as you want
January 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
a cool thing about being depressed is you can always go back to bed and just lay there in a grey fog for as long as you want
my feet are cold :(
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
my feet are cold :(
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it's too early to start drinking. i'm going back to bed until it's late enough.
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
it's too early to start drinking. i'm going back to bed until it's late enough.
i feel like i have no inner life
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
i feel like i have no inner life
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This is gimmick infringement.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is gimmick infringement.
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Leonie the Castellan
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Leonie the Castellan
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
Military History Visualized: "... and therefore that means we must talk about the dreaded 'L' word--"
Me: "Lesbians?"
MHV: "--Logistics."
Me: "Lesbians?"
MHV: "--Logistics."
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Military History Visualized: "... and therefore that means we must talk about the dreaded 'L' word--"
Me: "Lesbians?"
MHV: "--Logistics."
Me: "Lesbians?"
MHV: "--Logistics."