SortaNonymous
@sortanonymous.bsky.social
19 - He/Him - Cis/Autistic
PFP: @aridee.bsky.social
Meta Knightmare writer and not-so-long-suffering Bengals fan
GTFO - Bigots, Nazis, etc
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PFP: @aridee.bsky.social
Meta Knightmare writer and not-so-long-suffering Bengals fan
GTFO - Bigots, Nazis, etc
https://tumblr.com/sortanonymous
https://youtube.com/@sortanonymous
https://archiveofourown.org/users/SortaNonymous
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SortaNonymous
@sortanonymous.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Welp, I'm here now because why not! No, I'm not fleeing Xitter because I never suffered there, but I am also on Tumblr and just hoping it's not hard juggling the two. I'm also kind of on YouTube and AO3. (Yes, I wrote that crazy Meta Knightmare fic.) Hope this pans out I guess! :D
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Opening Commissions!!! Form and TOS in the thread below ⬇️🧵⬇️]
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Opening Commissions!!! Form and TOS in the thread below ⬇️🧵⬇️]
A 2-star prospect becomes the QB of the program with the 2nd-most losses of any program all-time, and he not only leads them to an undefeated conference championship and a playoff top seed, but wins the Heisman. What a hell of a story!
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza wins the Heisman Trophy!
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A 2-star prospect becomes the QB of the program with the 2nd-most losses of any program all-time, and he not only leads them to an undefeated conference championship and a playoff top seed, but wins the Heisman. What a hell of a story!
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Fernando Mendoza after winning Heisman:
"I want every kid out there who feels overlooked, underestimated to know, I was you... You don't need the most stars, hype... You just need discipline, heart, and people who believe in you. And you need to believe in your own abilities."
"I want every kid out there who feels overlooked, underestimated to know, I was you... You don't need the most stars, hype... You just need discipline, heart, and people who believe in you. And you need to believe in your own abilities."
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fernando Mendoza after winning Heisman:
"I want every kid out there who feels overlooked, underestimated to know, I was you... You don't need the most stars, hype... You just need discipline, heart, and people who believe in you. And you need to believe in your own abilities."
"I want every kid out there who feels overlooked, underestimated to know, I was you... You don't need the most stars, hype... You just need discipline, heart, and people who believe in you. And you need to believe in your own abilities."
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December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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slow progress on this bc of resshoumania prep, but slowly slowly.... team white womennnn
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
slow progress on this bc of resshoumania prep, but slowly slowly.... team white womennnn
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December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Damn, what a call
The /SanJoseSharks complete the comeback in /Energizer overtime!!! 🦈
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Damn, what a call
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The news out of Brown University is heartbreaking. My heart is with the victims, their families, and the entire campus community. We cannot accept this as normal. We need real action to keep our communities safe.
Breaking News: Multiple people have been shot at Brown University, officials said. Follow live updates.
Live Updates: Multiple People Shot at Brown University, Police Say
The university told students and faculty members to lock doors and hide after reports of a shooting at the engineering building on the Rhode Island campus. A suspect was not in custody.
nyti.ms
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The news out of Brown University is heartbreaking. My heart is with the victims, their families, and the entire campus community. We cannot accept this as normal. We need real action to keep our communities safe.
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Brown University confirms two dead victims and eight others in critical but stable condition following a mass shooting on campus.
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Brown University confirms two dead victims and eight others in critical but stable condition following a mass shooting on campus.
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Like okay, sure, the monoculture is fractured, we know that. Doesn't change the fact that Old Town Road, or Billie Eilish, or Kendrick v. Drake, or any of the other extraordinary things that have happened the algorithm-era pop culture don't deserve to be in the same conversation as what came before.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Like okay, sure, the monoculture is fractured, we know that. Doesn't change the fact that Old Town Road, or Billie Eilish, or Kendrick v. Drake, or any of the other extraordinary things that have happened the algorithm-era pop culture don't deserve to be in the same conversation as what came before.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Coin flipping is now a liberal hoax.
President Trump goes with more of a coin heave before Army-Navy.
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Coin flipping is now a liberal hoax.
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21 years of evolution of web design trends
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
21 years of evolution of web design trends
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
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To be clear, I am a THOUSAND percent happy to hear people disagree with those takes, please, argue with me about it.
What I'm annoyed at are the people who refuse to even engage with the idea on it's face, as if the modern world is simply no longer capable of producing legendary pop culture.
What I'm annoyed at are the people who refuse to even engage with the idea on it's face, as if the modern world is simply no longer capable of producing legendary pop culture.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
To be clear, I am a THOUSAND percent happy to hear people disagree with those takes, please, argue with me about it.
What I'm annoyed at are the people who refuse to even engage with the idea on it's face, as if the modern world is simply no longer capable of producing legendary pop culture.
What I'm annoyed at are the people who refuse to even engage with the idea on it's face, as if the modern world is simply no longer capable of producing legendary pop culture.
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I roll my eyes so hard when people refuse to even engage with me when I suggest that Taylor Swift might be bigger than The Beatles, or that Sicko Mode is our generation's Bohemian Rhapsody.
Y'all do realize that the pop culture legend didn't end in the 20th century, right? We're still writing it.
Y'all do realize that the pop culture legend didn't end in the 20th century, right? We're still writing it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I roll my eyes so hard when people refuse to even engage with me when I suggest that Taylor Swift might be bigger than The Beatles, or that Sicko Mode is our generation's Bohemian Rhapsody.
Y'all do realize that the pop culture legend didn't end in the 20th century, right? We're still writing it.
Y'all do realize that the pop culture legend didn't end in the 20th century, right? We're still writing it.
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Keeby mains in Air Riders be like:
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Keeby mains in Air Riders be like:
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Let's brighten your timeline with some joyful news. Dick Van Dyke officially made it and he's still happily living at 100 years old! Let's all give him a great big happy birthday and let's make the most out of today in his honor :)
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Let's brighten your timeline with some joyful news. Dick Van Dyke officially made it and he's still happily living at 100 years old! Let's all give him a great big happy birthday and let's make the most out of today in his honor :)
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I have been in his brother's kitchen. What do I get?
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I have been in his brother's kitchen. What do I get?
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All this destruction just to make one man a billionaire and make other billionaires even richer.
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All this destruction just to make one man a billionaire and make other billionaires even richer.
ngl I can't help but picture myself at age 20 a year from now going to The Angry Birds Movie 3 by myself in a sea of parents only there because of their kids, and maybe having a Red hat or something on just so the people know where my priorities lie (We've seen Gentleminions. Gentlebirds when?)
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ngl I can't help but picture myself at age 20 a year from now going to The Angry Birds Movie 3 by myself in a sea of parents only there because of their kids, and maybe having a Red hat or something on just so the people know where my priorities lie (We've seen Gentleminions. Gentlebirds when?)
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The Rockies were generous and gave all their wins to the other Colorado sports teams.
here we are in the second week of December, and the three active major pro sports teams in Denver have a total of ten (10) regulation losses:
Broncos: 11-2
Nuggets: 17-6
Avs: 21-2 (and 6 OT losses)
Broncos: 11-2
Nuggets: 17-6
Avs: 21-2 (and 6 OT losses)
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Rockies were generous and gave all their wins to the other Colorado sports teams.
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The framework for the Rockies’ massive rebuilding project added another support beam on Friday. The club named Brett Pill as its new hitting coach. It will be Pill’s job to resurrect one of the major leagues’ worst offenses.
Brett Pill, named Rockies new hitting coach, faces big challenge
The framework for the Rockies’ massive rebuilding project added another support beam on Friday.
trib.al
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The framework for the Rockies’ massive rebuilding project added another support beam on Friday. The club named Brett Pill as its new hitting coach. It will be Pill’s job to resurrect one of the major leagues’ worst offenses.