SomeJazzyRat
@somejazzyrat.bsky.social
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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iiiiii maaaaade a gaaaame
with zombies in ittttt!!!!!!
with zombies in ittttt!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
iiiiii maaaaade a gaaaame
with zombies in ittttt!!!!!!
with zombies in ittttt!!!!!!
Was Halo the game that made the Xbox? Yes.
But the most Original Xbox-ass game ever is Driv3.
But the most Original Xbox-ass game ever is Driv3.
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Was Halo the game that made the Xbox? Yes.
But the most Original Xbox-ass game ever is Driv3.
But the most Original Xbox-ass game ever is Driv3.
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Chicken the kitten is going in for her spay in a few days! It's going to cost me at least 350 CAD plus tax, likely more if I take any of the options that ensure it's a comfortable and safe operation. Please help me help my cat!
ko-fi.com/screamstream
ko-fi.com/screamstream
January 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Chicken the kitten is going in for her spay in a few days! It's going to cost me at least 350 CAD plus tax, likely more if I take any of the options that ensure it's a comfortable and safe operation. Please help me help my cat!
ko-fi.com/screamstream
ko-fi.com/screamstream
The world would be a better place if Actually Influential people asked Queers whose cool and whose not. I can tell you, the Pauls and Mr Beasts would be seen at a lot less parties if someone asked.
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The world would be a better place if Actually Influential people asked Queers whose cool and whose not. I can tell you, the Pauls and Mr Beasts would be seen at a lot less parties if someone asked.
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If anyone would like to signal boost this video, I worked on it for the better part of a year, so it'd be really appreciated!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9KY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9KY...
Mega Man X Lore: Was the Maverick Virus an Accident?
YouTube video by Lurdiak
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
If anyone would like to signal boost this video, I worked on it for the better part of a year, so it'd be really appreciated!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9KY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9KY...
God fucking damnit. Jack Skellington went through the Modern Warfare 2 (2009) Launch Day Door, and now he's got the grenades
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
God fucking damnit. Jack Skellington went through the Modern Warfare 2 (2009) Launch Day Door, and now he's got the grenades
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New footage of the Canadian goose thought fought off the Bald Eagle has been discovered
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
New footage of the Canadian goose thought fought off the Bald Eagle has been discovered
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![An edit of an Achewood comic strip.
[[TESLA LOGO]] [[Pat is typing a letter]] Pat: Dear Sirs: Please find enclosed one (1) Cyberbeast model Cybertruck. <<TAP>> <<TAP>> <<TAP>> <<TING>> Pat: I am returning this item because I feel your catalog uses deceptive language in describing its contemporary appeal. As it turns out, NO-ONE likes to see a man in a "Badass Cybertruck." Pat: I have even suffered the indignity of having a large sandwich thrown at my head/truck. <<TAP>> <<TING>> <<TAP>> [[Pat reads catalog]] Pat: Also enclosed please find a check for $39.99 to cover the cost of one (1) annual X Premium subscription. Sincerely, Pat Reynolds 901 Grosvenor Achewood Estates CA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jscgearcaaawebvf43rxzxqa/bafkreibtsoiw5elonawlpkrjdsu56sglnudolua2wudu3rhm43d2hlaqeq@jpeg)
There is one service that only Bluesky can fulfill. Something that Facebook, email, your library, Netflix, or any other app on your phone won't replicate. And that's logging you out every time you fucking leave your house.
Bluesky: We won't fix our fucking problems, guaranteed™
Bluesky: We won't fix our fucking problems, guaranteed™
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There is one service that only Bluesky can fulfill. Something that Facebook, email, your library, Netflix, or any other app on your phone won't replicate. And that's logging you out every time you fucking leave your house.
Bluesky: We won't fix our fucking problems, guaranteed™
Bluesky: We won't fix our fucking problems, guaranteed™
How could you dare to write about things happening when there's A CHEETO in THE WHITE HOUSE /sarcasm
“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN.
It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How could you dare to write about things happening when there's A CHEETO in THE WHITE HOUSE /sarcasm
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This stupid animal snuck out of my apartment and might have gotten herself pregnant, so I could really use some money for the vet appointment I have next monday. She's way too young to be a mother cat.
ko-fi.com/screamstream
ko-fi.com/screamstream
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This stupid animal snuck out of my apartment and might have gotten herself pregnant, so I could really use some money for the vet appointment I have next monday. She's way too young to be a mother cat.
ko-fi.com/screamstream
ko-fi.com/screamstream
Cillian Murphy-ass looking mfrs keeps showing me up.
First this guy, now Cillian Murphy...
First this guy, now Cillian Murphy...
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Cillian Murphy-ass looking mfrs keeps showing me up.
First this guy, now Cillian Murphy...
First this guy, now Cillian Murphy...
I can't believe Disney gave him a sequel after what he did to Conan's parents
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I can't believe Disney gave him a sequel after what he did to Conan's parents
Paul Dano: :)
Quentin Tarantino: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Quentin Tarantino: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Paul Dano: :)
Quentin Tarantino: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Quentin Tarantino: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
My fuckass horror movie: Insidious But They Haunted By The Spirit Of A Not Even Dead David Byrne And Oh No He's Possessed Grampy
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
My fuckass horror movie: Insidious But They Haunted By The Spirit Of A Not Even Dead David Byrne And Oh No He's Possessed Grampy
Man, the 360 is 20 years old. That feels weird, as it was the first console that felt like I was on the ground floor of. To me it didn't feel like it just "existed" one day, or suddenly one day it was just spontaneously around. I knew it was coming, anticipating the day it was announced.
![Screenshot of the infamous Usher "Happy Easter Xbox" video, of the Microsoft produced Usher "Happy [insert holiday here] Xbox" video series to promote the Dance Central series. Except this one has been labeled with the fake caption "Happy You Dead, Xbox"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:66j4sj7jf35lfpi75arltexx/bafkreibfey6dllav62wn4gr5oiftdd46tsnvq2r5d4b6d333vlrxmu6tre@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Man, the 360 is 20 years old. That feels weird, as it was the first console that felt like I was on the ground floor of. To me it didn't feel like it just "existed" one day, or suddenly one day it was just spontaneously around. I knew it was coming, anticipating the day it was announced.
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what’s fun about leo is that he’s a monster man who is abhorrent in nearly every scene he is a part of but this one moment of sensitive grunge boy hair from him makes me unable to see him as anything other than a soulful prettyboy
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
what’s fun about leo is that he’s a monster man who is abhorrent in nearly every scene he is a part of but this one moment of sensitive grunge boy hair from him makes me unable to see him as anything other than a soulful prettyboy
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😀👍
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
😀👍
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@janochoa.bsky.social
Catching up on weeks of Bombcasts, and I wanba share: the reason I've kept up with the Bomb, despite needless drama up through independence, was because of you. You're cool, you're fun to listen to, you're funny, you're different, and I'll admit, hot as hell. Keep it up man
Catching up on weeks of Bombcasts, and I wanba share: the reason I've kept up with the Bomb, despite needless drama up through independence, was because of you. You're cool, you're fun to listen to, you're funny, you're different, and I'll admit, hot as hell. Keep it up man
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@janochoa.bsky.social
Catching up on weeks of Bombcasts, and I wanba share: the reason I've kept up with the Bomb, despite needless drama up through independence, was because of you. You're cool, you're fun to listen to, you're funny, you're different, and I'll admit, hot as hell. Keep it up man
Catching up on weeks of Bombcasts, and I wanba share: the reason I've kept up with the Bomb, despite needless drama up through independence, was because of you. You're cool, you're fun to listen to, you're funny, you're different, and I'll admit, hot as hell. Keep it up man
"Alright, getting up to take a shower"
“Sending you warm mental cuddles”
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Alright, getting up to take a shower"
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's the powerful Mach 5!
Women only want one thing, and it's the powerful Mach 5!
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's the powerful Mach 5!
Women only want one thing, and it's the powerful Mach 5!
Holy fucking shit
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Holy fucking shit