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God is a mushroom

Expect to self rescue

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This will be constantly updated thread of what I’m reading (listening to because I don’t read good). Gonna post a bunch at once to get caught up.

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Oh shit. Looks like they’ve rebranded those unsellable brown diamonds from “chocolate diamonds” to “desert diamonds”
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jeff Daniel’s summoning his character from “The Newsroom”
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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“The evidence suggests that BPD may have intentionally lied in September of 2025 when they promised Berkeley City Council that Flock data collected in Berkeley would never be used for immigration enforcement. In fact, searches had already been conducted and BPD either knew or should have known it.”
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Going to a wicked double feature today. 5 hours and 10 minutes of wicked
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Except shit. Shit trickles down
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I love cold and I love rain, but 38 degrees and rain is some BULLSHIT

GIVE ME SNOW!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m like a bottle of wine deep. I couldn’t help myself
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am now starting a gofundme to purchase this sweet wall clock. I will hang it prominently in my house where my wife will promptly make me take it down. It will be then be moved to my shed
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just put ham, mashed potatoes, collards, Mac and cheese, and gravy on a Kings Hawaiian roll.

It was incredible.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Crow likes ham
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What a perfect forecast.

20 degrees cooler and snow would also be more than acceptable.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Bro Texas A&M… what are yall doing!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I cannot wait for the Atlanta world Cup games to be a complete flop, after all the energy spent on focusing on 1 event from elected officials.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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By turning away Afghan refugees, many of whom have worked directly with the United States before the Taliban took over, this is what Trump is condemning tens of thousands of innocent people to: a regime where religious leaders can decide when you can use the Internet or call your business partners.
“100% of our communication is done through mobile phones,” farmer Iqbal Momand says. “When the blackout happened, everything came to a standstill. We could not contact the markets. Our harvested crops could not be transported.”
The Taliban's Internet Blackouts Are Devastating Afghan Farmers
When the Afghan government shut down all communication channels for two days due to political reasons, farmers were unable to contact buyers and transporters, resulting in significant losses.
www.thexylom.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Idk how people don’t understand that wicked is an allegory for fascism.

It’s beating you over the head with Ur Fascism.

This whole ass movie/play is about fascism!
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ooooorrrrrrrrr

Marijuana, THEN cranberry sauce.
remember, folks,
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Another holiday in the books.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m watching the first wicked for the first time rn and holy fuck I cannot believe the let Ariana Grande on film looking like this. This woman needs help. Does nobody in her life care enough about her?

How is she being celebrated rn?
She needs to take a break and get some help.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Amazing photos from NASA of comets Lemon & SWAN show the towering ribbons of pink-red aurora: easy to see why it's those colors of lights people at lower latitudes usually see, as they are the ones higher in the atmosphere.

Simply gorgeous :)
#aurora #northernlights

www.popsci.com/science/come...
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Twitter
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM