Sōcrātes Johnson
@socratesjohnson.bsky.social
Atlanta. Food. Guitars. Auto racing. He/him.
Pinned
I have decided since I'm generally stay in/don't have any SB parties to go to that I'm going to be Philly as hell tomorrow.
We're making red gravy.
We're making red gravy.
Splitting from my own thread, but the levels Halo and Attack on the Control Room from the original Halo are some of the best video game levels in this century of gaming.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Splitting from my own thread, but the levels Halo and Attack on the Control Room from the original Halo are some of the best video game levels in this century of gaming.
I love my general station in life, but I could use some dudes/dudettes/gender neutral term for dude/ who wants to do some blood Gulch or sidewinder multi-player on old school Halo.
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I love my general station in life, but I could use some dudes/dudettes/gender neutral term for dude/ who wants to do some blood Gulch or sidewinder multi-player on old school Halo.
Ah, yeah, here he comes. Big double F Lane Kiffin himself. Looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ah, yeah, here he comes. Big double F Lane Kiffin himself. Looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.
So damn close for double points too. Maybe there will be an overworn skid plate again or something.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So damn close for double points too. Maybe there will be an overworn skid plate again or something.
¡Vamos Carlos!
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
¡Vamos Carlos!
What did Lando do?
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What did Lando do?
There are some people when there is a timed and ticketed event who don't realize that time continues forward the whole time.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There are some people when there is a timed and ticketed event who don't realize that time continues forward the whole time.
Just make the whole season the playoff and every team that loses is eliminated and season over.
Jesus Christ, Fox is talking about how we need to expand the playoff.
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just make the whole season the playoff and every team that loses is eliminated and season over.
Now fully a Rutgr, Vandy, and Stanfart fan for today
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Now fully a Rutgr, Vandy, and Stanfart fan for today
WELL, SOFIA, CALL ME FRANZ FERDINAND BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING BANG BANG SHOOT ME GAVRILO!
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
WELL, SOFIA, CALL ME FRANZ FERDINAND BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING BANG BANG SHOOT ME GAVRILO!
The haters: No beans in chili.
Me:
Me:
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The haters: No beans in chili.
Me:
Me:
The playoffs are stupid and bad for the sport.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The playoffs are stupid and bad for the sport.
Seems low to be honest.
@socratesjohnson.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,783 profanities in their last 16,746 posts.
🥇 "hell" (351 times)
🥈 "shit" (275 times)
🥉 "damn" (194 times)
🥇 "hell" (351 times)
🥈 "shit" (275 times)
🥉 "damn" (194 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Seems low to be honest.
I'm sorry for the things I said about Chicago. I was upset.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm sorry for the things I said about Chicago. I was upset.
Okay this is a neat one. 5 animals you've seen in the wild
1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Alligator
- Bald eagle
- Horned toad (many years ago- haven't seen one around here in thirty years, sadly)
- Feral hog
- Monk parakeet (they run wild in Houston)
- Alligator
- Bald eagle
- Horned toad (many years ago- haven't seen one around here in thirty years, sadly)
- Feral hog
- Monk parakeet (they run wild in Houston)
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Okay this is a neat one. 5 animals you've seen in the wild
1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
/very Tex Johnston barrel-rolling the 707 on a test flight voice
"I'm selling jerseys."
"I'm selling jerseys."
lol
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
/very Tex Johnston barrel-rolling the 707 on a test flight voice
"I'm selling jerseys."
"I'm selling jerseys."
Closed caption at the bar right over his knee of course.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Closed caption at the bar right over his knee of course.
Did a non-points iRacing race to get back in it this afternoon. Started P13, finished P6 and no incidents. Not necessarily any skill aside from avoiding other accidents, but felt nice to be back with real people there.
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Did a non-points iRacing race to get back in it this afternoon. Started P13, finished P6 and no incidents. Not necessarily any skill aside from avoiding other accidents, but felt nice to be back with real people there.
@profanity.accountant how bad is it?
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@profanity.accountant how bad is it?
Saw a screenshot complaining about Gen Z wanting dumbed down Shakespeare like the Xennials didnt have the Lion King or the Simpsons.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Saw a screenshot complaining about Gen Z wanting dumbed down Shakespeare like the Xennials didnt have the Lion King or the Simpsons.
Gah, the one thing about the nuclear block here is I hate fatfingering and hitting the wrong button on the wrong account...
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gah, the one thing about the nuclear block here is I hate fatfingering and hitting the wrong button on the wrong account...
Alright stupidly unhinged mad football post for the season is done. Now wondering if I should fiddle with the cheese ratios in my Mac next time I make it. Currently 8 oz. Swiss or Gruyere and 16 oz. mild cheddar. I think the rest of my process works well, but maybe halve the cheddar and another type
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Alright stupidly unhinged mad football post for the season is done. Now wondering if I should fiddle with the cheese ratios in my Mac next time I make it. Currently 8 oz. Swiss or Gruyere and 16 oz. mild cheddar. I think the rest of my process works well, but maybe halve the cheddar and another type
Oh the Giants too.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh the Giants too.