you do pullups with James, not Jacob 😔 Kasumi would never leave the apartment if Jacob was in there doing pullups lmao

it’s 43°F here, just in case anyone was under the mistaken impression that i’m being reasonable 😂

me at the gas station this morning

😭😭 i typed it out and i was like “this could mean anything” lmao

i’m some 50 hours into the witcher 3 and i don’t think i’ve seen a single drop of melanin yet. i’m really appreciating netflix’s casting right now (words i never thought i’d say)

the excessive pronoun usage in that voicemail was so unnecessary! all they had to say was: “this message is for (government name), your glasses are ready.” but instead i got “SHE dropped some frames off and they’re ready for HER to pick up” like??? 😭😭😭

i can’t believe people aren’t tipping the weed man. always tip the weed man who the fuck raised you beasts

he looked so distressed about it too, i thought he was about to tell me i wasn’t allowed to do that or something 💀

i know what you mean 😩 i’m wearing an old pair, probably eight or nine years old by now, that are so STURDY. the frame is coated metal instead of random plastic with some wire. i was actually surprised when i unearthed them again. the quality has definitely gone down in recent years

yours too?? mine are so stupid, the metal only goes around the lenses themselves, the legs are attached with a thin plastic strip at the top, and that little plastic piece is what broke 😭 i’d attach a pic to show wtf i mean but they’re getting repaired lol

it seems unlikely to be a coincidence that this is the first time i’ve ever bought glasses from one of those chain frame stores and this is the first time in 20 years i’ve ever had frames fail like that. guess i shouldn’t avoid my regular optometrist next time 😩

god i miss the bleach fandom!! it was my first and still to this day my favorite, but it just doesn’t exist like it used to 😩😩

is the writing good? goes it make narrative sense? is it canonically accurate? absolutely no fucking idea, but soi fon shoots a bazooka at the giant bankai and byakuya has 37 circular arguments with himself so its peak television