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same and I love this tumblr post about DA2
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
same and I love this tumblr post about DA2
sorry i just wasn’t built to live anywhere where frost exists
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sorry i just wasn’t built to live anywhere where frost exists
there is a STAGGERING amount of white people in this game
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
there is a STAGGERING amount of white people in this game
misgendered! at the optometrist again
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
misgendered! at the optometrist again
kiera metz walking around barefoot nips out on her tiptoes and casting spells with her whole ass is just this meme. really the entire witcher universe is this meme 😂
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
kiera metz walking around barefoot nips out on her tiptoes and casting spells with her whole ass is just this meme. really the entire witcher universe is this meme 😂
my therapist asked me yesterday if i thought i could have any learning disabilities and i confidently said ‘no,’ but on second thought, the fact that it took me 400 hours in veilguard to figure out how to play the witcher 3 probably means something 😅😂
wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my therapist asked me yesterday if i thought i could have any learning disabilities and i confidently said ‘no,’ but on second thought, the fact that it took me 400 hours in veilguard to figure out how to play the witcher 3 probably means something 😅😂
wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏
tipped my dispensary driver $20 on a $100 order and he said it was the biggest tip he’s ever gotten. that’s actually really sad, wtf neighbors
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
tipped my dispensary driver $20 on a $100 order and he said it was the biggest tip he’s ever gotten. that’s actually really sad, wtf neighbors
my sunglasses broke when i got in the car this morning and i had to sheepishly drag myself back to the optometrist for a second time in two days 💀
my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my sunglasses broke when i got in the car this morning and i had to sheepishly drag myself back to the optometrist for a second time in two days 💀
my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol
i’m never far from my bleach era
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i’m never far from my bleach era
the reigai arc in bleach is easily one of the best fillers. the trap remix at the beginning of kisuke’s fight with himself has me in tears
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
the reigai arc in bleach is easily one of the best fillers. the trap remix at the beginning of kisuke’s fight with himself has me in tears
i’m playing cyberpunk for the first time. do we get to fuck jackie
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i’m playing cyberpunk for the first time. do we get to fuck jackie
canada is responsible for stargate which automatically makes them the best at tv shows
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
canada is responsible for stargate which automatically makes them the best at tv shows
i don’t respond to anyone addressing me with my government name, including the government
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i don’t respond to anyone addressing me with my government name, including the government
does anyone actually watch the bount arc on purpose
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
does anyone actually watch the bount arc on purpose
they’re jealous the snake plant gets to be outside 😂
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
they’re jealous the snake plant gets to be outside 😂
i discovered i can connect my headset to my TV via bluetooth and now i can actually hear the mf television god bless
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i discovered i can connect my headset to my TV via bluetooth and now i can actually hear the mf television god bless
i am so sore 😩
spent the morning turning over my garden for the winter. managed to find a really lovely bucket of rotting mulch and old rainwater that i spread all over the tomato bed. that was good. also found a bucket full of mosquito larvae. that was not so good. but it’s clean and ready for the storm
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i am so sore 😩
spent the morning turning over my garden for the winter. managed to find a really lovely bucket of rotting mulch and old rainwater that i spread all over the tomato bed. that was good. also found a bucket full of mosquito larvae. that was not so good. but it’s clean and ready for the storm
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
spent the morning turning over my garden for the winter. managed to find a really lovely bucket of rotting mulch and old rainwater that i spread all over the tomato bed. that was good. also found a bucket full of mosquito larvae. that was not so good. but it’s clean and ready for the storm
i paused on daniel's notes. "does louis enforce this kind of language??" 😭🤣
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i paused on daniel's notes. "does louis enforce this kind of language??" 😭🤣
young daniel molloy is a vibe. i mean he is a whole idiot, look at him. what a dumbass
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
young daniel molloy is a vibe. i mean he is a whole idiot, look at him. what a dumbass
ok, shows where at least one actor is just outlandishly talented and does their own songs in a genre where you otherwise wouldn’t expect it. i’ve got the witcher and iwtv so far, i know there’s way more
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ok, shows where at least one actor is just outlandishly talented and does their own songs in a genre where you otherwise wouldn’t expect it. i’ve got the witcher and iwtv so far, i know there’s way more
i started reading the iwtv books, and since so much of the themes of these stories deal heavily with race and gender, i’ve decided to never ever under any circumstances look up the fandom lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i started reading the iwtv books, and since so much of the themes of these stories deal heavily with race and gender, i’ve decided to never ever under any circumstances look up the fandom lol