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sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
cake 🫧 stereotypical plant guy
@sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
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|| 29 || he/him || 🔞 || 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 || writer || resident autist™ || cancer survivor, 4 years & counting || if you haven’t seen me for awhile, i’m busy gardening

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me at the gas station this morning
a screenshot from google images of a stock photo of a guy in a winter coat, scarf, and beanie, who for some reason is shivering whilst inside an extremely white living room. the caption reads: “Sad Little Girl Suffering Cold On Stock Photo 1135796063 | Shutterstock”
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
kiera metz walking around barefoot nips out on her tiptoes and casting spells with her whole ass is just this meme. really the entire witcher universe is this meme 😂
a meme reading “tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH”
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
oh so that’s why my kitchen is like that 😂
a photo showing two smoke detectors on my ceiling about two feet apart with a single interior door separating them
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
they’re jealous the snake plant gets to be outside 😂
a photo showing the plants in my front window and the snake plant on my porch. the camera is behind the monstera like we’re hovering over its shoulder, looking wistfully out the glass or whatever. the fountain is completely full because the pump is broken and it just rained nonstop for like a week
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
i paused on daniel's notes. "does louis enforce this kind of language??" 😭🤣
a screenshot of daniel molloy's notes on his laptop. the document is titled Household Help.vfx with bullet points. "Pilot. Co-pilot. Attendant.... Do they know they work for a vampire? Security Details. Three cars for little ol' me" NDA?????? How do these arrangement work? How much $$?" then "RASHID" in bold. "reference to Louis, always "Mr. De Pointe Du Lac" "I serve a god. It's my honor." Makes martini like he's worked at Dukes. "Electronic mailbox"?? does Louis enfore this kind of language? Why?"
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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young daniel molloy is a vibe. i mean he is a whole idiot, look at him. what a dumbass
a screenshot of young daniel molloy from interview with the vampire season 2 episode 5. he's smoking a cigarette with one eyebrow quirked and asking "Did you gravitate to San Fran as a hub for homophiles?"
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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would
santiago from the interview with the vampire show, season 2 episode 4. he's wearing a white tank top and black pants with a suspender harness and he has his beefy arms crossed
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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“jaskier and geralt are less gay :/” girl have you SEEN this?? this man is ready to risk it ALLLL. he’s about to make every single mistake all at once, tf you mean ‘less gay’
a screenshot of jaskier from the witcher netflix season 4 episode 1. he’s looking intensely after geralt, who just rode off on his horse while unsheathing his sword to heroically save some helpless civilian a screenshot of jaskier from the witcher netflix season 4 episode 1. he’s looking even more intensely after geralt, who just rode off on his horse while unsheathing his sword to heroically save some helpless civilian
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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would
a screenshot of The Emperor from baldur’s gate 3, an illithid mind flayer that lives inside the interdimensional trinket you carry in your pocket. he’s propositioning you. y’know, for sex. The Emperor: “They say that home is where a person can be their truest selves, without guile, without pretence.”
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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"i'd rather die actually" gale is so fucking relatable lmao
a screenshot of gale from baldur's gate 3 during a scene in which you basically order him to get onstage and be a prop in a weird clown's performance. he says: "Truly?" I might as well go mount the gallows."
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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finally built my shelf 🎉 so much room for more plants now lol
a photo of a 5ft wire bakery rack against a white wall with grow lights attached via velcro and full of plants. top row left to right: mint, thyme, basil, three snake plant pups, dwarf jade AKA elephant bush, ruby necklace, emerald ripple peperomia. bottom shelf, left to right: marble queen pothos, purple oxalis AKA false shamrock, calathea AKA prayer plant, spider plant with 8 million babies spread across the whole shelf
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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gale we are literally surrounded by mutilated corpses in the house of healing can you be serious
a screenshot of gale from baldur's gate 3 during a cutscene where he propositions the player in possibly the single most inappropriate venue in the entire game: "I can't imagine anywhere that could turn my heart from you, cursed or otherwise. You'd always be as beautiful, and as impressive."
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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jesus christ gale put those away
a scren shot of gale from baldur's gate 3 wearing a very slutty wizard's robe with some very slutty arm straps, made even sluttier by the way he's crossing his arms. there's some dialogue but i wasn't listening
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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she’s too young to really do it properly, so she just stands up instead i guess lmao
a photo of my newest plant, Maranta leuconeura, commonly known as a red prayer plant. it’s early evening and the leaves have folded up for the night
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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i got another plant
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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everything but the string of pearls is still alive lol
a photo of my sungold tomato plants. there’s three out of five in this planter and i was absolutely not prepared for how fast these things grow. they’re nearing six feet tall currently a photo of the other side of my garden. From left to right, starting in the foreground: six poblano peppers, two jalapenos, three mexican zucchini, three yellow crookneck squash, two sungold tomato plants in the grow bags in the furthest planter, a fig tree on the left, and an orange tree in the back
May 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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update on the $5 aldi pothos. she outgrew her first pot within days and has already give me a baby
a photo of the infamous $5 plant. she has at least three new sets of leaves since the last photo i posted a top-down photo of the infamous $5 plant. there’s one yellow leaf for unknown reasons, possibly stress from repotting, but there’s two brand new still-unfurled leaves visible and two more are hidden a photo of a cutting from the infamous $5 aldi plant. one node with two leaves and one unfurled leaf shoot, sitting in a bubba gump cocktail glass full of water on top of a cardboard box in front of the biggest and brightest window in my house
April 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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it’s almost time 🌿
a photo of my biggest mexican zucchini plant. the leaves are like 6-8 inches wide and 10-12 inches long. it’s a big goddam plant a photo of my largest mexican zucchini plant from the top down. there’s one brand new yellow-orange flower a photo of my pepper plants. there’s six poblano and two jalapeno a photo of one of my tomato plants showing the very first fruits on the very first vine. they’re about the size of a penny right now and are expected to get at least twice as big
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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she’s pushing out new leaves like crazy! guess she just really wanted to live in someone’s bathroom 😂
a photo of my bathtub and my bathroom plants. there’s a bushy golden pothos on the left, and the marble queen pothos i swiped for $5 the other day on the right a close-up of my marble queen pothos showing three brand new bright green leaves. the newest one is so young that it’s still curled and hasn’t opened yet
April 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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she’s a little stressed but i think she’ll recover okay, assuming i DO actually know what i’m doing
a photo of the aforementioned marble queen pothos, top-down view. There’s a couple of unfortunately dead leaves and some obvious mechanical damage, as well as some browning spots, but overall the stems are in good shape and the leaves are healthy. it looks like there’s multiple cuttings in here, so i should have multiple chances not to fuck it up lol
April 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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i rescued a marble queen pothos from aldi today
a photo of a small marble queen pothos plant in a tall grey plastic pot on top of a shelf at aldi with a price tag in front of it that reads “$4.99 Petite Succulent Assorted Varieties”
April 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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i feel like i owe you guys some updates. he seems to like his new home, look at all the flowers he’s already giving me! there’s officially a male flower and a female flower, so i could hand-pollinate if i wanted, but the plants are still so small i decided to wait and see what happens
a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips. it’s leaning to the left a little bit and the base of the immature flower is bright yellow a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips. a bright orange-yellow flower has bloomed a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips. two bright orange-yellow flowers have bloomed
April 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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i love this app
a screenshot of the message shown upon opening the bluesky mobile app today: a clip of a popular meme showing three text messages that read “i ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.” Below, the announcement reads “New character limit 🎉 We’re listening to your feedback and updating the character count. Posts are now limited to 299 characters! For a limited time — just today ;)” (the implication is that this is an April Fool’s joke) above all of this is the very first post on my timeline. @duranis.bsky.social said, four minutes ago, “Dorian side boob” real
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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please understand that i scrolled past this right as the sims soundtrack was playing and it was so beautiful
screenshot of my phone playing a track from the sims 2 OST right above the aforementioned post
March 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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today is the day this stupid squash is going in the ground. look at this little freak, actively being neglected and thriving in several different directions
a photo of my yellow crookneck squash plants that are still in their nursery trays because they’re delicate little babies who don’t like when the soil is below 50°F and it just rained for like two weeks straight for some reason. these stupid babies are currently trying to push out SEVERAL flowers, a glaring sign of a rapidly-maturing plant
March 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM