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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · Jan 24

spouse told me i’d pass better if i cut my nails but they’re not familiar with my game

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Kis he/him @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 4h

I appreciate the heros out there who take on the burden of being the first to reach out to make plans or to just talk. It is a vital service that maintains all relationships. You are never bothering ppl, and even if you were, some of us need to be bothered or die in willful isolation.
Keep going.

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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4h

driving a wheelchair van is a full of really specific struggles lmao

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4h

ok one more thing i’m so sorry but someone parked next to me just hang on a sec i’m gonna back up halfway and deploy the ramp behind your car but it’ll just take like 30 seconds and then I’ll be out of everyone’s way, no you can’t go around on purpose because i don’t want you to hit my passenger

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 7h

side note could you park your tiny sedan in the empty regular disabled parking spot right there so that i can have the van accessible spot with the loading space

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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 8h

if you see me parked like a total asshole in a slanted spot, i’m so sorry it’s because if i park at that angle the wheelchair ramp deploys into the curb

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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 10h

i promise the fandom itself is totally normal! we don’t claim those people, we’re sick of them too 😭

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 1d

idk i’ve been rewatching the whole series of the witcher and honestly i think s4 might be my favorite, with 3 as a close second. (we don’t talk about s2, that one didn’t happen)

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 1d

stregobor did 9/11

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 1d

so, stregobor systematically kills a bunch of innocent girls born under an eclipse, like renfri from s1e1, and another by the name of falka

ciri hallucinates falka in the desert when she gets lost after the explosion at tor lara

ciri goes on the join the rats under the pseudonym of falka

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 2d

there’s hardly anything but complaining in the witcher feed here, where’s the actual fandom hanging out? am i gonna have to get on another platform again 😭

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 3d

good morning i’m enjoying the new season of the witcher even more the second time around

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 3d

it would be nice of people kept their complaining out of the tag though. man it’s hard to like stuff these days, people are so joyless

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4d

AND THE VAMPIRE IS A NOIR ANIMATION THIS IS SO FUN

cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4d

i honestly would have been disappointed if they DIDN’T let jaskier tell his story in song

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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4d

episode 5 is a fever dream musical. i fucking love this show, i bet this was so much fun to do

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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4d

“Yes, bitch.”
— Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove

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cake 🫧 witcher enthusiast @sluts4jrackham.bsky.social · 4d

i always see people, every season, complaining about how much focus there is on her and how they don’t understand why everyone treats her like she’s sooo important — well it’s because she literally is the entire plot lol