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|| 29 || he/him || 🔞 || 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 || writer || resident autist™ || cancer survivor, 4 years & counting || if you haven’t seen me for awhile, i’m busy gardening
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spouse told me i’d pass better if i cut my nails but they’re not familiar with my game
alright the sun is out again today, which i think means i survived The Great Foggening 2025. grand total of 26 days no sun. now i can resume my regularly scheduled love of winter 😌
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
alright the sun is out again today, which i think means i survived The Great Foggening 2025. grand total of 26 days no sun. now i can resume my regularly scheduled love of winter 😌
the sun has been out for literally the entire day god bless my crops are watered my skin is moisturized the evils have been expelled i’m flourishing
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
the sun has been out for literally the entire day god bless my crops are watered my skin is moisturized the evils have been expelled i’m flourishing
STARTS WEEPING PROFUSELY
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
STARTS WEEPING PROFUSELY
have i just gotten better at cooking, or have restaurants actually gotten worse in the last few years
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
have i just gotten better at cooking, or have restaurants actually gotten worse in the last few years
i saw the sun for TEN MINUTES in A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CITY because the WEATHER in my OWN CITY was BULLSHIT 😤
IS IT TRUE? DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME?? IS THAT THE SUN I SEE ON WEDNESDAY????
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i saw the sun for TEN MINUTES in A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CITY because the WEATHER in my OWN CITY was BULLSHIT 😤
deadass if the sun actually comes out tomorrow i’m literally going to spend the entire day laying outside
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
deadass if the sun actually comes out tomorrow i’m literally going to spend the entire day laying outside
my outdoor cacti have finally succumbed to the weather. 18 days and counting of overcast fog with temps in the 40s and humidity at 80% … not enough sun, too much moisture. they all rotted out 😔 very sad day on my back patio today
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
my outdoor cacti have finally succumbed to the weather. 18 days and counting of overcast fog with temps in the 40s and humidity at 80% … not enough sun, too much moisture. they all rotted out 😔 very sad day on my back patio today
the sun came out for an entire hour today and actually touched my skin so now i’m cured of all evils
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the sun came out for an entire hour today and actually touched my skin so now i’m cured of all evils
do you win some kind of therapy award for having a major breakthrough literally the second time you’ve ever set foot in a therapist’s office
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
do you win some kind of therapy award for having a major breakthrough literally the second time you’ve ever set foot in a therapist’s office
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same and I love this tumblr post about DA2
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
same and I love this tumblr post about DA2
sorry i just wasn’t built to live anywhere where frost exists
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sorry i just wasn’t built to live anywhere where frost exists
there is a STAGGERING amount of white people in this game
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
there is a STAGGERING amount of white people in this game
misgendered! at the optometrist again
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
misgendered! at the optometrist again
kiera metz walking around barefoot nips out on her tiptoes and casting spells with her whole ass is just this meme. really the entire witcher universe is this meme 😂
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
kiera metz walking around barefoot nips out on her tiptoes and casting spells with her whole ass is just this meme. really the entire witcher universe is this meme 😂
my therapist asked me yesterday if i thought i could have any learning disabilities and i confidently said ‘no,’ but on second thought, the fact that it took me 400 hours in veilguard to figure out how to play the witcher 3 probably means something 😅😂
wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my therapist asked me yesterday if i thought i could have any learning disabilities and i confidently said ‘no,’ but on second thought, the fact that it took me 400 hours in veilguard to figure out how to play the witcher 3 probably means something 😅😂
wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
wow the witcher 3 and veilguard have really similar combat actually. even the controls are nearly identical with the controller. this is so fucking awesome now i can finally play this game 🙏🙏🙏
tipped my dispensary driver $20 on a $100 order and he said it was the biggest tip he’s ever gotten. that’s actually really sad, wtf neighbors
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
tipped my dispensary driver $20 on a $100 order and he said it was the biggest tip he’s ever gotten. that’s actually really sad, wtf neighbors
my sunglasses broke when i got in the car this morning and i had to sheepishly drag myself back to the optometrist for a second time in two days 💀
my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my sunglasses broke when i got in the car this morning and i had to sheepishly drag myself back to the optometrist for a second time in two days 💀
my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my glasses broke yesterday and i realized that i haven’t actually broken a pair since i was a child and had several moments of blank panic where i straight-up didn’t know what i was supposed to do lol
i’m never far from my bleach era
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i’m never far from my bleach era
the reigai arc in bleach is easily one of the best fillers. the trap remix at the beginning of kisuke’s fight with himself has me in tears
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
the reigai arc in bleach is easily one of the best fillers. the trap remix at the beginning of kisuke’s fight with himself has me in tears
i’m playing cyberpunk for the first time. do we get to fuck jackie
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i’m playing cyberpunk for the first time. do we get to fuck jackie
canada is responsible for stargate which automatically makes them the best at tv shows
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
canada is responsible for stargate which automatically makes them the best at tv shows
i don’t respond to anyone addressing me with my government name, including the government
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i don’t respond to anyone addressing me with my government name, including the government
does anyone actually watch the bount arc on purpose
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
does anyone actually watch the bount arc on purpose