Slower Loris
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Giant eye(s). Really, really lazy.
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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This fantastic map by Francis Galton shows travel time from London to the rest of the world in 1881.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This fantastic map by Francis Galton shows travel time from London to the rest of the world in 1881.
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it rains all the time. you can’t even golf, folks. it’s terrible. the pizza kat was very nasty to me. the frog is stealing valor from my frog people. and…stephen, why are there three parentheses around phil knight in the script?
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
it rains all the time. you can’t even golf, folks. it’s terrible. the pizza kat was very nasty to me. the frog is stealing valor from my frog people. and…stephen, why are there three parentheses around phil knight in the script?
The executive branch feels like behavioral side effects of excessive testosterone replacement therapy
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The executive branch feels like behavioral side effects of excessive testosterone replacement therapy
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
Lost at sea > Corpse found in river
August 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Lost at sea > Corpse found in river
Xanathar should be roleplayed as Al Swearengen from Deadwood
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Xanathar should be roleplayed as Al Swearengen from Deadwood
My players have no idea that their DM has no idea what's going on this campaign either
June 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My players have no idea that their DM has no idea what's going on this campaign either
When high, I occasionally forget time zones exist
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When high, I occasionally forget time zones exist
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it’s extremely funny to show up somewhere with a black eye and then say that you were punched by a baby
Elon says he has a black eye because he asked his five-year-old son X Æ A-12 to punch him in the face.
May 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it’s extremely funny to show up somewhere with a black eye and then say that you were punched by a baby
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well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
March 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
Separated at birth
March 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Separated at birth
I think impeachment of the president should be much easier. Basic majority in both House and Senate.
Plenty of people could do a fine job of presidenting, policy would be much more dictated by the party, and taking some executive power away would be a good thing.
Plenty of people could do a fine job of presidenting, policy would be much more dictated by the party, and taking some executive power away would be a good thing.
March 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I think impeachment of the president should be much easier. Basic majority in both House and Senate.
Plenty of people could do a fine job of presidenting, policy would be much more dictated by the party, and taking some executive power away would be a good thing.
Plenty of people could do a fine job of presidenting, policy would be much more dictated by the party, and taking some executive power away would be a good thing.
Can an entire nation die of cringe?
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can an entire nation die of cringe?
It's been a beautiful day today and my new dog is great
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's been a beautiful day today and my new dog is great
Robber Barons of the gilded age were certainly just as cringe as tech oligarchs now
March 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Robber Barons of the gilded age were certainly just as cringe as tech oligarchs now
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There’s no mandate to make Elon Musk the Deputy President, invested with terrible powers to destroy the government. No one voted for that
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There’s no mandate to make Elon Musk the Deputy President, invested with terrible powers to destroy the government. No one voted for that
I find it hard to believe there are 55 episodes of Airwolf
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I find it hard to believe there are 55 episodes of Airwolf
In retrospect, I should have seen this coming when I first saw conservatives rehabilitating the red scare.
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In retrospect, I should have seen this coming when I first saw conservatives rehabilitating the red scare.
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I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.