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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The Majula Oblongata is the part of your brain that enjoys Dark Souls 2
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
5 minutes into a run of Noita:
shooting a big glass tube of slime and flooding the slime tube factory with unconstrained tube slime
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
christopher guest when christopher host walks in: 😮‍💨
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
smoking the shit that made billy crystal
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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nirvanna the band the show
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
angeline era making me have to rethink my GOTY list
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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ANGELINE ERA IS NOW OUT ON STEAM!!!
In this 3D ACTION ADVENTURE GAME...
🔍Every level is hidden in plain sight…
🗺️… so chart your own path through the world!
⚔️Tons of thrilling combat, mysterious places…
👼 and a soul-shattering story!
PLAY TODAY! BUMPSLASH TIME!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
discord is so cooked. today I opened the app and was hit with a popup ad for Verizon. I don't know how I'm going to convince my gamer pals to move their shit posts to some unreliable open source chat app that I self-host 😩
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Just watched Detroiters for the first time, a top 3 show, never got its due
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
chandler bing when joey duckduckgo walks in: 🤯
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
sure, that rock climbing gym membership is expensive. BUT it also smells like the collective feet of every senior software engineer in Long Island City
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
honestly disappointed that Phish hasn't made a public statement distancing themselves from the act of phishing. you absolute fuckers
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
grandma hobbies:
- bingo
- sending AI images via Facebook Messenger
- texting 6-digit security codes to their grandsons who just got a new phone number
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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More Detroiters please.
I SAID MORE DETROITERS!!! PLEASE!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
confused incel thought he was invited to a MGTOW party, has no idea what the fuck a "wirt" is
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the coffee shop across the street replaced the charmingly amateurish hand-drawn wall art of Goku and Naruto with some generic AI slop "manga" panels
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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You should always fill up on bread. You can take the rest of that shit home
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
unc
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
new keyboard day
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"have you seen the study linking diet soda consumption to cognitive decline?"
- guy who can't write a paragraph without chatgpt
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM