I'm sorry. I've had a fever

Their campaign slogan could be "Listen to MAMA." Their mascot? A very muscular man in a diaper

So that you can build a closer relationship with god

A griping tale

On visual inspection, less "like a motherfucker" and more "such that I appear to have a healthy level of body fat."

They feel tight and puffy though

I had to ask the drive thru lady to hold on for a minute while I collected myself earlier because you recited the vaporeon bit as I was pulling in and I could neither contain myself nor explain

The primal human need to know who is assigned to what legal category? Truly asinine stuff