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Pretzelcoatl
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I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
Excited delirium cases about to go up 10,000% for *some mysterious reason*
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So how long until Sam Altman murders his child with chat gpt instructions?
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This flu has done the weirdest things. On top of the muscle pain and fatigue, it made me feel like it was gonna cause a crohn's flare. I had the tight belly, constant gurgling, nausea, etc, but it also slowed food transit time way, way down.
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A small bright spot before I go to sleep - winterization for the eucalyptus is going well enough I have fresh (slightly wilted from the trip) shower eucalyptus
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
He's only had about 20 minutes of real exercise since Saturday which super duper sucks for him. He's been so good about it, though. Keeping himself calm, redirecting destructive behavior.

My big worry has been what if I get really sick again, and his recognition and response has put me at ease
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I slipped up and did my go to vocal stim (a squeak between my lips) at DND the other night. I'm pretty sure everyone stopped and looked at me because I am DM and I just made a noise that might be important (they were negotiating with frogs..), but did it ever make me insecure.
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Man speaking of whining about minor illnesses, I've literally been so wiped out I haven't smoked any weed for 2 days. Hasn't even occurred to me that I have a fresh pen sitting on my desk.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It should be a capital offense to flavor your electrolyte product lemon lime. Salty fuckin garbage sprite. That's what everyone wants when they have to drink something they already don't want to.
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
For a variety of reasons, I don't like to talk about or show symptoms or crohns or AS a lot in person. I'll tell people I have them but I like to downplay their effect on my day to day life. The flip side is oh my god will I complain when I have a regular illness
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Is there anyone whose ears will actually retain earbuds?
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Got the dog out to play while I sat in a lawn chair and froze. Lasted half an hour and wore out so bad we're both collapsed on the bathroom floor
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The OP will NOT ALLOW ME to reply !
NOT replying to this is an ADMISSION that your politics are Bad and your taste in music is Also Bad
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If a vanguard state made no pretense of communism and explicitly wanted to destroy the state to concentrate personal power and wealth with no other reasoning even pretended at. Ah, America.
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fringe really bought into the idea that submitting to a psych evaluation is the worst thing that can happen to a cop, and that all cops will reject and ostracize one who has been made to undergo one.
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Peritas is so sweet. He realized it was really hard for me to walk so he stopped trying to get me to play and laid down across me like this
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just walked the dog around the outside of the house and had to stop 4 times to rest because my calves, glutes, and lower back were burning and exhausted from the effort. Starting to worry a little
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do you feel better yet? Can we go out???
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh my god it's only 1030. I thought for sure it was like 3 or 4. Why do miserable days have to take longer
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When you're choices are lie down or throw up and the dog won't move
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Kittily babily
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I need to wash the fever sweat out of my hair so bad. Its unbearable. Problem is, holding the hairdryer up long enough to dry it sounds like an overwhelming physical challenge and I can't be going back to bed with wet hair
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I don't get sick very often excluding symtpoms of chronic illness so maybe im just a whiner but I have never experienced muscle soreness from the flu like this. I have to take a break going down my stairs. I have to lie down every now and then cause my neck and shoulders dont wanna hold my head
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Are they making the ai identifier for googles lie machine responses smaller and also injecting it more places? Why, you'd only do that if you wanted to purposefully break peoples ability to seek out answers that aren't from the lie machine
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fringe is terrible but s1e15 is absolutely fucked. They open with a killer creeping on a lady, then using his (unneeded) wheelchair as part of a plot to lure her, the lady he was a creep to, into helping him so he could catch her off guard and murder her. Just a diseased set of minds in that room
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Made it to the microwave and then couch so I can put my rice sock on my belly. Immediately my entire guts began writhing and gurgling but now I feel a little better.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM