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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 10h

Fucking google turned my power button into a "PLEASE TALK TO OUR AI WE WENT ALL IN USE IT OR WE WILL SEND THUGS TO YOUR HOUSE" button

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 12h

I missed my window for today. The dog has recharged by napping while I resisted, so now I have to go outside until dark 😩

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 16h

Norml if you have my email address, you probly dont need to be asking my thoughts on legalization. Jesus christ, is this what you spend your money on?

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 16h

"I'll bet I can get away with meat and cheese themed substance stick snack pack"

How do you think that's going?

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 18h

I worry so much for old Galore, especially as he puts on years, but I can't make his owner keep him inside, and I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't miss his morning greetings

A red merle Australian shepherd stands side on to the camera observing a grey cat who is sprawled on his side in a full stretch in the grass

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

The only classics I like have a gold binding that tastes like a battery feels when you lick it!

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

Two toy chaos

An Australian shepherd looks out from under a bulldog punching a pink toy. A red and blue rope lies beneath her as well

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

Why are there fucking 8 year Olds on motorcycles. I'd like to be able to walk my dog and not be around 8 year Olds on motorcycles what in the fuck

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

Remember that kids show where cars were sentient but there were still busses full of people in a hideous perversion of technology where humans exist only to give meaning to objects and are props for their play acting of life?

I wonder if that affected any kids somehow

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

Today from the permanent construction next door - a single worker wanders around the property for 20 minutes between sessions of random hammering at exactly the cadence of a door knock, setting all the dogs in earshot off

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

Plex just tried to default me into sharing what I'm watching and why? Why would I want even my friends to have passive surveillance of what I watch? Who is that for? The best case is it prevents us having a conversation about what shows are good.

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 1d

I swear this dog knows when my infusion is coming and pushes his envelope thinking I'll be too worn out to push back but all it does is make me extremely irritable and or emotional about it

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

Ready for bed

A tabby cat lies on a bed covered by a yellow blanket while an Australian shepherd sleeps on the wood floor below

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

God steam is garbage. 2/3 times I try to launch it it just infinite hangs at some point

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta say it kinda sucks living between a mind and body for whom one big thing a week is overwhelming. I would like to be able to do two or even three things and maybe for "big" to be extended beyond, like, hung out in the next town over for a few hours. That'd be neat.

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder how much longer everyone can pretend that the president isn't ignoring court orders. So far there's been a steady enough drip of fake wins where they take 1% of the overreach back for people to believe the courts have any power if they want but it's gotta be getting hard.

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

I got bean

A pot of orange beef, pea, bean, and carrot curry

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

Got all the way up to adding the beans to my curry and realized I bought 3 more cans of crushed tomato instead of kidney beans and now I have 6 cans of crushed tomato and no bean

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

Lazy sunday

A red merle Australian shepherd lies on his side on his dog bed with his head against the wall and an annoyed expression that I stopped petting him to take a picture

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

You ever feel like it was wrong to evolve past worms, and the only two things we should be doing are writhing and gnawing?

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

Lol I'm still stoked on that coat but it turns out A) I mistook the brand for another brand and B) it's a women's small. Fits me like a glove over a hoodie and the hood style stays close to the face instead of flaring out, which I like, though. Nothing worse than a shit hood that funnels wind

Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 2d

Doing an RP scene where my pacifist hobgoblin is having another character turn his rapier into a blunted sword and I'm thinking about naming it Otabakas because I am a big nerd. It's not sakabato backwards, it's, uh, a famous hobgoblin warrior. Yeah. From history times

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 3d

Enjoying the cool weather by going worm mode

A red merle Australian shepherd lies in the grass with his legs tucked under his body such that he resembles a furry worm

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 3d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 3d

Oh that's right there was a pens game tonight! We've been looking pretty ok preseason let's just see.. oh. Ok.