Tony
@skysbytony11.bsky.social
Boxing enthusiast. Sardaukar Death Commando. Don’t bother me on my smoke break please.
All I’m saying, if a real shooter had clapped at Pedo Poopypants, we might not be in this predicament.🤷🏼
August 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All I’m saying, if a real shooter had clapped at Pedo Poopypants, we might not be in this predicament.🤷🏼
If America was so hell bent on having a lunatic despot in charge, we shouldn’t have broke off from England.
July 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If America was so hell bent on having a lunatic despot in charge, we shouldn’t have broke off from England.
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“We did not make these choices lightly” has become the new “thoughts and prayers.”
July 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“We did not make these choices lightly” has become the new “thoughts and prayers.”
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BREAKING: American evangelicals are considering worshiping Satan after discovering how woke Jesus Christ was.
July 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
BREAKING: American evangelicals are considering worshiping Satan after discovering how woke Jesus Christ was.
Voting Republican then whining about the results it brings is like drinking raw milk while lactose intolerant and with a depleted immune system. You asked for it.
July 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Voting Republican then whining about the results it brings is like drinking raw milk while lactose intolerant and with a depleted immune system. You asked for it.
So we’re trashing garbage collectors and food workers, and praising billionaire perverts and lazy autocrats.
Fuck it, let the nukes fly.This game file’s been corrupted.☹️
Fuck it, let the nukes fly.This game file’s been corrupted.☹️
July 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So we’re trashing garbage collectors and food workers, and praising billionaire perverts and lazy autocrats.
Fuck it, let the nukes fly.This game file’s been corrupted.☹️
Fuck it, let the nukes fly.This game file’s been corrupted.☹️
@choamdirector.com The Knicksatz Haderach, leading his people to the Eastern Conference Finals!🤣
May 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@choamdirector.com The Knicksatz Haderach, leading his people to the Eastern Conference Finals!🤣
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General PSA: if anyone DMs you saying they "have a concern" about your account (that wording) no they don't. It's a scam to trick you into losing access to your own account. Don't click links from people you don't explicitly know or have specifically asked for!
May 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
General PSA: if anyone DMs you saying they "have a concern" about your account (that wording) no they don't. It's a scam to trick you into losing access to your own account. Don't click links from people you don't explicitly know or have specifically asked for!
Benavidez would whoop Canelo’s ass judging by that Scull fight. Yawn inducing.
May 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Benavidez would whoop Canelo’s ass judging by that Scull fight. Yawn inducing.
Twitter ads looking like shit Craigslist would have been embarrassed to publish in the early 2010’s.
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Twitter ads looking like shit Craigslist would have been embarrassed to publish in the early 2010’s.
$5k to entice a woman to have a baby when that doesn’t even cover the hospital visit? Brilliant!🥴
April 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
$5k to entice a woman to have a baby when that doesn’t even cover the hospital visit? Brilliant!🥴
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AI is the mind killer
April 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
AI is the mind killer
AI Dune art, huh? Yeah, somebody didn’t pay attention to their studies.🤣
March 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
AI Dune art, huh? Yeah, somebody didn’t pay attention to their studies.🤣
Anybody else notice a trend on social media where somebody claims to be Christian in their bio but end up saying the most fucked up un-Christ like slop in their posts?🥴
March 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Anybody else notice a trend on social media where somebody claims to be Christian in their bio but end up saying the most fucked up un-Christ like slop in their posts?🥴
Apartheid Pilsbury Doughboy done blowed up Twitter, too! Couldn’t trust Special K to toast a Pop Tart without burning the block down!
March 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Apartheid Pilsbury Doughboy done blowed up Twitter, too! Couldn’t trust Special K to toast a Pop Tart without burning the block down!
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
Lamont Roach won that fight. Full stop.
March 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lamont Roach won that fight. Full stop.
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
@choamdirector.com hey, in case you guys lose the spice market due to revolt, there IS apparently another substance almost as valuable these days.
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@choamdirector.com hey, in case you guys lose the spice market due to revolt, there IS apparently another substance almost as valuable these days.
Hilarious. Luigi might get off because the cops investigating him were worse at their jobs than “on screen security” at a wrestling event.🤣🤣🤣
February 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hilarious. Luigi might get off because the cops investigating him were worse at their jobs than “on screen security” at a wrestling event.🤣🤣🤣
Asking ChatGP or other AI sources for guidance is the Information Age equivalent to praying to a really shiny rock they placed on an altar in the middle of the village.
February 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Asking ChatGP or other AI sources for guidance is the Information Age equivalent to praying to a really shiny rock they placed on an altar in the middle of the village.
NOT HOT TAKE: Courage the Cowardly Dog was NOT a coward. You’d be stressed out too if your farm occupied literal Hell and monster fucked with you every night.🤷
February 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
NOT HOT TAKE: Courage the Cowardly Dog was NOT a coward. You’d be stressed out too if your farm occupied literal Hell and monster fucked with you every night.🤷
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
February 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
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