Skunkplush
@skunkplush.bsky.social
I like big tails and I cannot lie, all you other furs can't deny. When a furry walks in with a fuzzy-wuzzy base and a big tail in your face, you get sprung!
Him/He, 40s
Him/He, 40s
Me six years ago, and me now 🤣
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Me six years ago, and me now 🤣
ICE agent pulled over for DUI 🤣
At first he tries the old, “we’re both federal agents”, gambit. Then he goes with, “are you Haitian”, because that’s the only tool they have in their box 🙄
youtu.be/Bsg-BusD_O4?...
At first he tries the old, “we’re both federal agents”, gambit. Then he goes with, “are you Haitian”, because that’s the only tool they have in their box 🙄
youtu.be/Bsg-BusD_O4?...
WATCH: ICE employee arrested for DUI after telling officers he just ended Broadview shift
YouTube video by NBC Chicago
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February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
ICE agent pulled over for DUI 🤣
At first he tries the old, “we’re both federal agents”, gambit. Then he goes with, “are you Haitian”, because that’s the only tool they have in their box 🙄
youtu.be/Bsg-BusD_O4?...
At first he tries the old, “we’re both federal agents”, gambit. Then he goes with, “are you Haitian”, because that’s the only tool they have in their box 🙄
youtu.be/Bsg-BusD_O4?...
I heard that some people mix vodka with pickle juice, so I decided to try it. Turns out it’s actually really terrible :3
January 31, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I heard that some people mix vodka with pickle juice, so I decided to try it. Turns out it’s actually really terrible :3
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![Comic. [Person pointing to graph on wall, addressing two people – one with close-cropped haircut, one with shoulder-length styled haircut – seated behind a desk.] PERSON: By lowering the planned satellite orbit, we can reduce the size of the launch vehicle required. We can reduce costs further by eliminating the satellite entirely in favor of an aerial platform. Some equipment could be moved to a ground-based facility, reducing required aircraft time. Additional savings could be… [caption] I’m trying to get NASA to build a shed in my backyard.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibr5srobdfzld7ciekkd2s7icra7o4uix5pol3mlf3jmne5c5e7lu@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Time to try these coriander noodles
Even basic Asian noodles have 3 flavour packets, but flavour in the noodles themselves is actually a surprise!
Also a surprise is the spice level. Even though I would say this was basic spice, I know a lot of basic Western bitches would find this SPICY spicy :3
Even basic Asian noodles have 3 flavour packets, but flavour in the noodles themselves is actually a surprise!
Also a surprise is the spice level. Even though I would say this was basic spice, I know a lot of basic Western bitches would find this SPICY spicy :3
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Time to try these coriander noodles
Even basic Asian noodles have 3 flavour packets, but flavour in the noodles themselves is actually a surprise!
Also a surprise is the spice level. Even though I would say this was basic spice, I know a lot of basic Western bitches would find this SPICY spicy :3
Even basic Asian noodles have 3 flavour packets, but flavour in the noodles themselves is actually a surprise!
Also a surprise is the spice level. Even though I would say this was basic spice, I know a lot of basic Western bitches would find this SPICY spicy :3
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Stay warm yall~
January 23, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Stay warm yall~
Now I need reading glasses, so I bought some thin ones so I could look down at my D&D card sheet but still look up and chat with me mates.
And my transformation into your weird uncle is complete 🤣🤣🤣
#GreyMuzzle
#GrayMuzzle
#OldFart
And my transformation into your weird uncle is complete 🤣🤣🤣
#GreyMuzzle
#GrayMuzzle
#OldFart
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Now I need reading glasses, so I bought some thin ones so I could look down at my D&D card sheet but still look up and chat with me mates.
And my transformation into your weird uncle is complete 🤣🤣🤣
#GreyMuzzle
#GrayMuzzle
#OldFart
And my transformation into your weird uncle is complete 🤣🤣🤣
#GreyMuzzle
#GrayMuzzle
#OldFart
Trying to be a healthy skunk, so I looked up a non-mayonnaise based pasta salad for work, tomorrow. Hope it tastes better than it looks X3
Also, I think I made waaay too much >_>
Also, I think I made waaay too much >_>
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Trying to be a healthy skunk, so I looked up a non-mayonnaise based pasta salad for work, tomorrow. Hope it tastes better than it looks X3
Also, I think I made waaay too much >_>
Also, I think I made waaay too much >_>
The names of my various Bluetooth devices 😅
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The names of my various Bluetooth devices 😅
On a whim I bought some cheap (£2) reading glasses today, and Jesus fucking Jumanji, they actually work!
I can again hold a book in a comfortable position near my face, like I used to, instead of at damn near arm length 🤣
But, on the other hand, I think this also means I am now officially old 😅😅😅
I can again hold a book in a comfortable position near my face, like I used to, instead of at damn near arm length 🤣
But, on the other hand, I think this also means I am now officially old 😅😅😅
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
On a whim I bought some cheap (£2) reading glasses today, and Jesus fucking Jumanji, they actually work!
I can again hold a book in a comfortable position near my face, like I used to, instead of at damn near arm length 🤣
But, on the other hand, I think this also means I am now officially old 😅😅😅
I can again hold a book in a comfortable position near my face, like I used to, instead of at damn near arm length 🤣
But, on the other hand, I think this also means I am now officially old 😅😅😅
Here’s a riddle, what has a thicc dick and is 47 today? ;3
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here’s a riddle, what has a thicc dick and is 47 today? ;3
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“This must be the year Britain finally kills off gay ideology”
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off disabled ideology”
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off black ideology”
…See how bigoted it sounds!?
Also note the radicalisation of Suzanne Moore via transphobia!
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off disabled ideology”
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off black ideology”
…See how bigoted it sounds!?
Also note the radicalisation of Suzanne Moore via transphobia!
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off gay ideology”
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off disabled ideology”
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off black ideology”
…See how bigoted it sounds!?
Also note the radicalisation of Suzanne Moore via transphobia!
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off disabled ideology”
“This must be the year Britain finally kills off black ideology”
…See how bigoted it sounds!?
Also note the radicalisation of Suzanne Moore via transphobia!
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Cecilia Giménez passed away today. She's the artist who gave us the Ecce Homo "Restoration" at a local church in Zaragoza, Spain. RIP
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Cecilia Giménez passed away today. She's the artist who gave us the Ecce Homo "Restoration" at a local church in Zaragoza, Spain. RIP
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Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
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Feloss Navidad everypony
December 22, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Feloss Navidad everypony
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So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
@illas.bsky.social *looks at bio* another Ace skunk?!!
We are now best friends and I won’t hit a word against it!!! :D
We are now best friends and I won’t hit a word against it!!! :D
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@illas.bsky.social *looks at bio* another Ace skunk?!!
We are now best friends and I won’t hit a word against it!!! :D
We are now best friends and I won’t hit a word against it!!! :D
Just received my mlp Mare Call playing cards from @poxyboxy.bsky.social, and just in time for Christmas, too!
I fricking love these, they are so premium! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I fricking love these, they are so premium! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just received my mlp Mare Call playing cards from @poxyboxy.bsky.social, and just in time for Christmas, too!
I fricking love these, they are so premium! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I fricking love these, they are so premium! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
@avondeer.bsky.social was searching through my dropbox to see if I still had a certain thing. But then I ran across this, from the time I Fluttershy’d you 🤣🤣🤣
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@avondeer.bsky.social was searching through my dropbox to see if I still had a certain thing. But then I ran across this, from the time I Fluttershy’d you 🤣🤣🤣
I was NOT expecting the watermelon vodka to be this colour, tastes really fucking good tho!!
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I was NOT expecting the watermelon vodka to be this colour, tastes really fucking good tho!!
Here in Swindon, a Popeyes Chicken opened up last month. I’ve been waiting for the rush to calm down, and tonight’s the night!
Ordered the loaded fries and ghost pepper wings. It’s a new experience to order something spicy for a fast food joint and actually having it be spicy :9
Ordered the loaded fries and ghost pepper wings. It’s a new experience to order something spicy for a fast food joint and actually having it be spicy :9
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Here in Swindon, a Popeyes Chicken opened up last month. I’ve been waiting for the rush to calm down, and tonight’s the night!
Ordered the loaded fries and ghost pepper wings. It’s a new experience to order something spicy for a fast food joint and actually having it be spicy :9
Ordered the loaded fries and ghost pepper wings. It’s a new experience to order something spicy for a fast food joint and actually having it be spicy :9
I won a bottle of watermelon vodka in the raffle at work, today :3
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I won a bottle of watermelon vodka in the raffle at work, today :3
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Quote your lock screen
My pet stray cat who came to me via the feline distribution system, now some years passed, Puppet :3
My pet stray cat who came to me via the feline distribution system, now some years passed, Puppet :3
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Quote your lock screen
My pet stray cat who came to me via the feline distribution system, now some years passed, Puppet :3
My pet stray cat who came to me via the feline distribution system, now some years passed, Puppet :3