Pepe Mapache
@pepemapache.com
Main star of the movie "Racaccoonie". Friendly raccoon and sometimes a skunk too!
Love to meet people and laugh at a good joke! 🇲🇽 | 🇺🇸 SPA / ENG - I Live in sunny San José, California.
Love to meet people and laugh at a good joke! 🇲🇽 | 🇺🇸 SPA / ENG - I Live in sunny San José, California.
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Pepe Mapache
@pepemapache.com
· Sep 16
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #650,335! It’s amazing how it went from 400k to 600k in less than a month!
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Every time I load my dishwasher, I think of Alec from @techconnectify.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Every time I load my dishwasher, I think of Alec from @techconnectify.bsky.social
I’ve been working on my truck, cleaning my bedroom, listening to vinyl records and just, avoiding bsky and internet in general for a few days. It’s good for your mental health!
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ve been working on my truck, cleaning my bedroom, listening to vinyl records and just, avoiding bsky and internet in general for a few days. It’s good for your mental health!
Boo! I want a refund
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Ohh clickbait on firefox
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Ohh clickbait on firefox
My co-worker complimented my T-Shirt today
January 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
My co-worker complimented my T-Shirt today
Chicken! But not Chicken! Well, kind of… former Chicken. Still has good vibes tho
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Chicken! But not Chicken! Well, kind of… former Chicken. Still has good vibes tho
- Sausage Wars: A New Sausage / The Sausage Strikes Back / The Return of the Sausage / The Rise of the Sausage
- The Silence of the Sausages
- Back to the Sausage
- Sausages of the Caribbean
- Being Sausage Malkovich
- 2001 A Sausage Odyssey
- Guardians of the Sausage
- How to Train your Sausage
- The Silence of the Sausages
- Back to the Sausage
- Sausages of the Caribbean
- Being Sausage Malkovich
- 2001 A Sausage Odyssey
- Guardians of the Sausage
- How to Train your Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
- Sausage Wars: A New Sausage / The Sausage Strikes Back / The Return of the Sausage / The Rise of the Sausage
- The Silence of the Sausages
- Back to the Sausage
- Sausages of the Caribbean
- Being Sausage Malkovich
- 2001 A Sausage Odyssey
- Guardians of the Sausage
- How to Train your Sausage
- The Silence of the Sausages
- Back to the Sausage
- Sausages of the Caribbean
- Being Sausage Malkovich
- 2001 A Sausage Odyssey
- Guardians of the Sausage
- How to Train your Sausage
Who Framed Roger the Sausage
Dr. Sausage
From Russia with Sausage
Sausagefinger
Thundersausage
You Only Sausage Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage
Sausages are Forever
Sausage and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Sausage
The Spy who Sausaged Me
Sausageraker
For Your Sausage Only
Octosausage
A View to a Sausage
From Russia with Sausage
Sausagefinger
Thundersausage
You Only Sausage Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage
Sausages are Forever
Sausage and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Sausage
The Spy who Sausaged Me
Sausageraker
For Your Sausage Only
Octosausage
A View to a Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Who Framed Roger the Sausage
Learn to Make the Perfect Traditional Chai with Ayurveda Master Vasant Lad
YouTube video by AyurPrana+
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 AM
When I was 10, I was bullied. Big, confident guy, sports billy and the teachers really liked him. He harassed many of us, not by demanding lunch money, but by dominating, slapping us in the face, punching us or forcing us to make embarrassing stuff until he was satisfied. One day, he punched me and
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 AM
When I was 10, I was bullied. Big, confident guy, sports billy and the teachers really liked him. He harassed many of us, not by demanding lunch money, but by dominating, slapping us in the face, punching us or forcing us to make embarrassing stuff until he was satisfied. One day, he punched me and
Not a good time to be funny
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Not a good time to be funny
I'm venting about my former country
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I'm venting about my former country
Y esta gata nomás haciéndose pendeja para que el patrón no la regañe o peor, la castigue y le quiten el tratado del libre comercio.
"Si, patroncito, somos muy soberanos pero, please, no nos quite el tratado... lo que usted diga"
Ni a Davos fue.
Si tuviera los huevos de Mark Carney.
"Si, patroncito, somos muy soberanos pero, please, no nos quite el tratado... lo que usted diga"
Ni a Davos fue.
Si tuviera los huevos de Mark Carney.
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Y esta gata nomás haciéndose pendeja para que el patrón no la regañe o peor, la castigue y le quiten el tratado del libre comercio.
"Si, patroncito, somos muy soberanos pero, please, no nos quite el tratado... lo que usted diga"
Ni a Davos fue.
Si tuviera los huevos de Mark Carney.
"Si, patroncito, somos muy soberanos pero, please, no nos quite el tratado... lo que usted diga"
Ni a Davos fue.
Si tuviera los huevos de Mark Carney.
Man, I have like 12 drafts, but better not post any of them. Just, fuck man.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Man, I have like 12 drafts, but better not post any of them. Just, fuck man.
Nostalgia is not a Strategy
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Nostalgia is not a Strategy
Post a photo of a car you took
(And I dearly miss)
(And I dearly miss)
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Post a photo of a car you took
(And I dearly miss)
(And I dearly miss)
LOL, I just realized my ebay account is from the last century
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
LOL, I just realized my ebay account is from the last century
I just discovered this Mexican bakery by my workplace and they have the best logo. I want those bear buns!
January 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I just discovered this Mexican bakery by my workplace and they have the best logo. I want those bear buns!
Saw this Fennec dancing at the dead dog dance, is very cute!
January 22, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Saw this Fennec dancing at the dead dog dance, is very cute!
FC was really fun! Had a great time and met a lot of people and got to hang out with old friends too
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 AM
FC was really fun! Had a great time and met a lot of people and got to hang out with old friends too
Post a car picture you took.
Hope my truck counts as a car
Hope my truck counts as a car
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Post a car picture you took.
Hope my truck counts as a car
Hope my truck counts as a car
If you are at FC, go try the Enmoladas de Mole Negro con Tasajo at Mezcal restaurant. It’s a short walk from the Marriott
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
If you are at FC, go try the Enmoladas de Mole Negro con Tasajo at Mezcal restaurant. It’s a short walk from the Marriott
These 3 guys were just absolutely amazing
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 AM
These 3 guys were just absolutely amazing