Ezra
@skullservant.bsky.social
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I turn off the lights. I sit cross-legged at the foot of my bed, eyes closed. I picture Cranky Kong and begin to rotate him. Soon, I picture a myriad of Kongs - Donkey, Lanky, Candy, ect. I rotate them too. Each has a distinct tilt and axis, they're spinning at varying speeds. I begin to levitate.
The trophy for Cranky Kong, from 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl'.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I turn off the lights. I sit cross-legged at the foot of my bed, eyes closed. I picture Cranky Kong and begin to rotate him. Soon, I picture a myriad of Kongs - Donkey, Lanky, Candy, ect. I rotate them too. Each has a distinct tilt and axis, they're spinning at varying speeds. I begin to levitate.
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that place is turning into an absolute circus and it's so fucking mean now, it's like 4chan mixed with a high school cafeteria
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
that place is turning into an absolute circus and it's so fucking mean now, it's like 4chan mixed with a high school cafeteria
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Portland malls love to have something called “hipster Santa”
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Portland malls love to have something called “hipster Santa”
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Today is the only day you can repost this
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
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They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
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Hozier in 2013:
I need to go to church man
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hozier in 2013:
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Watching Digimon Adventure and absolutely losing my shit over this Agumon
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Watching Digimon Adventure and absolutely losing my shit over this Agumon
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evil Electric Six would be like "Girl
I wanna take you to a
bar"
I wanna take you to a
bar"
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
evil Electric Six would be like "Girl
I wanna take you to a
bar"
I wanna take you to a
bar"
Cannot stress how funny this is to me. He's so right.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cannot stress how funny this is to me. He's so right.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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Meet me at the resident evil gloryhole
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Meet me at the resident evil gloryhole
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Completed Patreon piece for @luxray.bsky.social Aaahhh this was so fun!!! 💀💀💀
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Completed Patreon piece for @luxray.bsky.social Aaahhh this was so fun!!! 💀💀💀
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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This is one of the last times you can post this
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is one of the last times you can post this
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far future Final Destination where a furious spurned Death is constantly trying to wile e. coyote the patron artilect of the Earth's predationless cyborg ecology
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
far future Final Destination where a furious spurned Death is constantly trying to wile e. coyote the patron artilect of the Earth's predationless cyborg ecology
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i made this one *ages* ago, and it's been reposted by so many other people since. i think it deserves to be on here.
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
i made this one *ages* ago, and it's been reposted by so many other people since. i think it deserves to be on here.
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
gaming magazines used to be so true........