Skull Bearer
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It's like if you loved disney and were given the chance to be mickey mouse at disneyland for years. That's the energy here. The dude loves New York so much he is trying out all the new york stuff. He's probably going to be driving a subway train by the end of the week.
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
It's like if you loved disney and were given the chance to be mickey mouse at disneyland for years. That's the energy here. The dude loves New York so much he is trying out all the new york stuff. He's probably going to be driving a subway train by the end of the week.
My parents had to explain that, after I got upset at the ending of 'The Butter Battle Book' in 1992
just remembered that recently out of the blue my 7-year-old asked “dad, what was the collapse of the soviet union?”
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
My parents had to explain that, after I got upset at the ending of 'The Butter Battle Book' in 1992
My favourite joke about this:
The Americans tried to hire Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but eventually decided it would be easier to go to the moon than to work with Kubrick.
The astronauts all volunteered as they wanted to get as far away from him as possible.
The Americans tried to hire Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but eventually decided it would be easier to go to the moon than to work with Kubrick.
The astronauts all volunteered as they wanted to get as far away from him as possible.
‘One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.’
‘Do it again, Neil.’
‘But I’ve already said it 67 times.’
‘Do it again, Neil.’
- Kubrick filming the moon landing
‘Do it again, Neil.’
‘But I’ve already said it 67 times.’
‘Do it again, Neil.’
- Kubrick filming the moon landing
February 1, 2026 at 10:59 AM
My favourite joke about this:
The Americans tried to hire Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but eventually decided it would be easier to go to the moon than to work with Kubrick.
The astronauts all volunteered as they wanted to get as far away from him as possible.
The Americans tried to hire Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but eventually decided it would be easier to go to the moon than to work with Kubrick.
The astronauts all volunteered as they wanted to get as far away from him as possible.
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Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
I think a mammoth would be a good symbol. Slow, implacable, unstoppable, enduring all, and too large to stop. Crushing ice underfoot.
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I think a mammoth would be a good symbol. Slow, implacable, unstoppable, enduring all, and too large to stop. Crushing ice underfoot.
Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you're from...
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you're from...
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Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
SANTA FE, NM—A set of billowing curtains signaling that they had arrived moments too late, staff from Penguin Random House reportedly broke down George R.R. Martin’s door Monday as the writer escaped ...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
Crow: Wow, this episode of 'Featherless Bipeds Gone Wild' is pretty unbelievable.
Other crow: Yeah, I mean, I know their brain is tiny compared to their size, but this is just going too far for suspension of disbelief.
Other crow: Yeah, I mean, I know their brain is tiny compared to their size, but this is just going too far for suspension of disbelief.
Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an “abolish ICE” chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.
January 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Crow: Wow, this episode of 'Featherless Bipeds Gone Wild' is pretty unbelievable.
Other crow: Yeah, I mean, I know their brain is tiny compared to their size, but this is just going too far for suspension of disbelief.
Other crow: Yeah, I mean, I know their brain is tiny compared to their size, but this is just going too far for suspension of disbelief.
The Prime Minister of Greenland is Inuit, btw. This person didn't even bother to do even the most basic research.
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The Prime Minister of Greenland is Inuit, btw. This person didn't even bother to do even the most basic research.
I never heard of them before, but this makes me want to listen.
Have you ever heard the band MAN WITH A MISSION's origin story before? Because it is completely bonkers.
![Before becoming popular, the band invented a back-story for why they wear wolf masks, which involves them being created as the "Ultimate Life Form" by Jimi Hendrix, who is described by the band as being the doctor of the guitar and master wolf biologist.[11] They were then frozen in Antarctica for years. While they were frozen, they had been listening to all kinds of music from all around the world,[12] before later escaping and emerging onto the Japanese music scene.[13]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2f6sjnjkifa6of7gdwsbzz4h/bafkreig2r2nulamrr4yku6qp2h5yjmai6txaw7iw35pto4dcom24j2spze@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I never heard of them before, but this makes me want to listen.
Not why they got mad, but why they stopped being mad. I got into an argument about something (can't remember what) only for the guy to go to my profile, see my top post was my 'petition for Chris Pratt to change his name to Chris Cuntt' and go 'nah actually you're too cool now', and stop arguing.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Not why they got mad, but why they stopped being mad. I got into an argument about something (can't remember what) only for the guy to go to my profile, see my top post was my 'petition for Chris Pratt to change his name to Chris Cuntt' and go 'nah actually you're too cool now', and stop arguing.
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Imagining an LLM trained on my grandfather.
“Mr Harkaway, your machine has committed 8421 acts of fraud since Monday and is now married to 11 women, 2 bishops and Nelson’s Column. It is also being sued by the estate of Frank Sinatra.”
Eep.
“Mr Harkaway, your machine has committed 8421 acts of fraud since Monday and is now married to 11 women, 2 bishops and Nelson’s Column. It is also being sued by the estate of Frank Sinatra.”
Eep.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Imagining an LLM trained on my grandfather.
“Mr Harkaway, your machine has committed 8421 acts of fraud since Monday and is now married to 11 women, 2 bishops and Nelson’s Column. It is also being sued by the estate of Frank Sinatra.”
Eep.
“Mr Harkaway, your machine has committed 8421 acts of fraud since Monday and is now married to 11 women, 2 bishops and Nelson’s Column. It is also being sued by the estate of Frank Sinatra.”
Eep.
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
This headline could have come from The Onion
Scotland’s World Cup qualifying win reactions equivalent to small earthquake
Scotland’s World Cup qualifying win reactions equivalent to small earthquake
Celebrations to McLean’s jaw-dropping goal picked up by seismic activity monitors at Glasgow Geothermal Observatory
When Scotland qualified for the men’s football World Cup for the first time in 28 years, supporters were propelled into wild celebration – and even made the earth move in the process.
According to the British Geological Survey (BGS), when Kenny McLean scored from the halfway line to seal a breathtaking 4-2 win over Denmark, which are ranked 18 places higher in the world than Scotland, the reaction at Hampden Park was equivalent to a very small earthquake. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This headline could have come from The Onion
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everyone is having a meltdown over what is just playing tag with a bunch of happy dogs that lick you when they catch you, while some pillocks on horses kinda just follow and watch because that's their idea of a good time, I guess.
Chat, is "the rich are doing the 'fox' hunts again where the fox is a person" a recession indicator www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
‘Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting
Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Everyone is having a meltdown over what is just playing tag with a bunch of happy dogs that lick you when they catch you, while some pillocks on horses kinda just follow and watch because that's their idea of a good time, I guess.
Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan law. Everything will end with a contrived twist.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharing law. You're gonna have to give me just a bite of that, because it looks really good. And you should try this, it's amazing.
Mamdami is going to implement Shakira law. Hips caught making false statements to Wyclef Jean will be subject to fines.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan law. Everything will end with a contrived twist.
The most Corruption shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The most Corruption shit
Meanwhile, in a small basement in New York, somehow surrounded by crickets:
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Meanwhile, in a small basement in New York, somehow surrounded by crickets: