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Mickey Von Dyke
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Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.
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January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Faculty (1998) is a movie about how you should never trust people from Atlanta.
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Thank you for making me aware of this book *_*
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
After two days of post-dromal coughing, I now sound like the talking slot machine from that episode of The Twilight Zone, instead of Kayako.
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. The song "Deanna" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds turns kids transgender. know the difference.
“Transgender ideology” doesn’t turn kids transgender. Chris Cornell in his pretty 1980s years turns kids transgender. Know the difference.
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I gave mary woronov's memoir another chance, and it really just makes me want to reread _The Piano Teacher_. It's like reading Erika's diary, if Erika never bothered to learn to play the piano.
January 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"But it’s a secret that fills me with nostalgia and it wouldn’t be right to share that with him. You never know what horrible things a parent might do to your memories."
-Camila Sosa Villada, _I'm A Fool to Want You_
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I feel like I'm going to have the flu forever 😭
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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This is jonathan ross this is the face of a murderer.
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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making robots that look like people is almost always a choice to sacrifice efficient form for the feeling of owning a person
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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A dear friend just quit social media entirely because some pigfucker decided to use Grok to generate nudes of her and send them to her, without her knowledge or consent.

At this point, using ChatGPT or Grok is deliberately aligning yourself with Nazis and pedophiles and I refuse to respect it.
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Gothmog from The Return of the King has a pretty sexy voice.
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
In college I was told I walk like Tyler Durden when I wear high heels.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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The “ableist” accusation from gAI boosters pisses me off so much. You know what’s really ableist? Telling my students they can’t possibly engage with difficult (or any!) text without the help of gAI. They prey on students’ crises of conference in a way that is truly disgusting.
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck.

Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special.

"She probably doesn't mean me"

I do.
I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this;

most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue!

well, we do. so fuck off.
May 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I've lived here long enough to start pronouncing the o in "violent."
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Are there hominid furries, or is that, like, cheating?
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Redstone federal credit union fucking sucks.
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Girls hate it when you keep bringing up fucking lollipop men.
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
2026 is going to be my year
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*_*
Day 22 #ArtAdventCalendar

Snowy seal // Pencil & white charcoal on moleskine paper
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
This is just a photo of me in 2005.
Polaroid of Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Does anyone else always read GRWM as "George Ronald Weuel Martin" or is it just me?
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM