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Sic Semper Tyrannis
Hahahahahahaha!!! What a good day today turned out to be
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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FUN FACT: Tiffany is the only one of his kids born to a naturalized U.S. citizen.
June 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast

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June 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn

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GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn
WASHINGTON—Opting to take more of a wait-and-see approach instead of rushing to pass judgment, Republican lawmakers reportedly looked on in silence Tuesday as President Trump worked his way through each of their families and, one by one, strangled all their loved ones to death. “After I watched the president slowly and methodically squeeze the life out of my wife’s body as she gasped, futilely, for breath, he gave me his personal assurance that he was not responsible for her death, so I continue to stand by this administration,” said Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN), who along with every Republican in both the House and Senate stated that while killing off their families in cold blood might not be entirely proper, it was certainly not an impeachable offense, no matter how the media tried to spin it. “Now, this is not an action I would have taken myself. I personally would not have wrapped my hands around my 5-year-old son’s neck and crushed his windpipe. But if Donald Trump’s approach to governing is sometimes a bit outside the ordinary, that’s because Donald Trump is no ordinary president. And maybe that’s not such a bad thing.” Later, with his beloved sister’s face turning purple as the commander-in-chief asphyxiated her with a length of barbed wire, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) appeared on several television news networks and said impeaching the president for her imminent death would be “insane.”
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June 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Who did this? 😂
June 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Or at the very least, glitter-bomb them.
These are not police.

By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
June 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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When NO KINGS reigns over your parade.

#SAD 🤣
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Sign of the day…
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla
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June 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is pretty awesome. The fact that to even be a professional Rikishi you need to be a Japanese citizen seems crazy. This should open up the sport much more to the wider world.
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The government just said that if you try to kill the elected people you don't like they owe you $5,000,000... Hmmm
May 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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New Jersey Transit’s train engineers reached a tentative deal to end their three-day strike that had halted service for some 100,000 daily riders, including routes to Newark airport and across the Hudson River to New York City.
New Jersey Transit train engineers reach tentative deal to end strike that halted NYC routes
New Jersey Transit’s train engineers have reached a tentative deal to end their three-day strike that had halted service for some 100,000 daily riders, including routes to Newark airport and across the Hudson River to New York City.
bit.ly
May 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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when the NPCs are randomly fighting
May 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Today we get to find out if Canada is just as dumb as the US!
April 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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“I was really hoping to be able to hang out with all my awesome friends at the Department of Defense today, but there was only one seat left, and they told me they were saving it for someone else.” said Pete Hegseth theonion.com/unpopul...
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]
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April 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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bloomberg: ~90% of deported migrants to el salvador had no criminal record
April 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Let him go and give him back the gun.
April 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The Socialist Rifle Association
Arming the Left - America's Leftists Reclaim Self-Defense
YouTube video by Will Allen-DuPraw
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January 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM