Cade
@sir-cade.bsky.social
Former part time butcher. Aspiring home cook. Bbq enthusiast. Apathetic Jags fan. Braves lifer. UAB Alum. born & raised in an Auburn household. Friend of Bill.
#DTWD #TealSky
#WarDamn #FortheA #Blazers
#DTWD #TealSky
#WarDamn #FortheA #Blazers
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
repost with an iconic fictional band
I’ve always loved The Junior Varsity.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’ve always loved The Junior Varsity.
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Jane Bond but make her as horny and murderous as James. Give the male costars horny names too. Forget Pussy Galore, meet Harry Horsecock
Make Bond a Force Ghost.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jane Bond but make her as horny and murderous as James. Give the male costars horny names too. Forget Pussy Galore, meet Harry Horsecock
Make Bond a Force Ghost.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Make Bond a Force Ghost.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
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BOOM!
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
BOOM!
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
Congrats to Drake Baldwin for winning the NL Rookie of the Year Award, and congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for securing an additional draft pick in the 2026 amateur draft.
When the kids show they are ready LET THEM PLAY.
This works for YTTV subscribers.
Gotta use the app on your smart TV.
Gotta use the app on your smart TV.
use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This works for YTTV subscribers.
Gotta use the app on your smart TV.
Gotta use the app on your smart TV.
Can confirm.
this is working
use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Can confirm.
Soup season that is.
Baked potato soup.
Baked potato soup.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Soup season that is.
Baked potato soup.
Baked potato soup.
Per the sleep study results my sleep apnea has gone from severe to extremely mild.
And I can stop using my CPAP.
Crazy what losing 35lbs can do.
And I can stop using my CPAP.
Crazy what losing 35lbs can do.
Sleeping without my cpap for the first time in years.
Sleep study time.
Sleep study time.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Per the sleep study results my sleep apnea has gone from severe to extremely mild.
And I can stop using my CPAP.
Crazy what losing 35lbs can do.
And I can stop using my CPAP.
Crazy what losing 35lbs can do.
Go home weather. You’re drunk.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Go home weather. You’re drunk.
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You should buy my comic(s)! The pictures below are interiors. A step above the rest.
#PolarDestroyer
polardestroyer.bigcartel.com/products
Or
ko-fi.com/ozzdog12/shop
#indiecomics
#PolarDestroyer
polardestroyer.bigcartel.com/products
Or
ko-fi.com/ozzdog12/shop
#indiecomics
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You should buy my comic(s)! The pictures below are interiors. A step above the rest.
#PolarDestroyer
polardestroyer.bigcartel.com/products
Or
ko-fi.com/ozzdog12/shop
#indiecomics
#PolarDestroyer
polardestroyer.bigcartel.com/products
Or
ko-fi.com/ozzdog12/shop
#indiecomics
Never thought I'd miss Blake Bortles this much.
The Good Place hurts so much to watch in 2025 because it’s somehow more accurate than when it first ran
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never thought I'd miss Blake Bortles this much.
YTTV subscribers - got to click through to get your $20 credit.
Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
YTTV subscribers - got to click through to get your $20 credit.
Today’s edition of “Find the Pyr”
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Today’s edition of “Find the Pyr”
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
Good news. Finally.
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good news. Finally.
I hope all the bad things happen to them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hope all the bad things happen to them.
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“Hasn't been good enough all season and wasn't good enough today…”
#Jaguars head coach Liam Coen laments team's four-man pass rush after loss to Texans
Read: www.jacksonville.com/story/sports...
#Jaguars head coach Liam Coen laments team's four-man pass rush after loss to Texans
Read: www.jacksonville.com/story/sports...
Jaguars head coach Liam Coen laments team's four-man pass rush after loss to Texans
The Jacksonville Jaguars will have plenty to clean up after a 36-29 heart-breaking loss to the Texans. They may want to start with the pass rush.
www.jacksonville.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Hasn't been good enough all season and wasn't good enough today…”
#Jaguars head coach Liam Coen laments team's four-man pass rush after loss to Texans
Read: www.jacksonville.com/story/sports...
#Jaguars head coach Liam Coen laments team's four-man pass rush after loss to Texans
Read: www.jacksonville.com/story/sports...
Haven’t seen a team utterly lose the lead like this since the Jaguars did a few hours ago.
Enough Democrats are expected to support a short-term funding bill to reopen government, per ABC News
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Haven’t seen a team utterly lose the lead like this since the Jaguars did a few hours ago.
Fuck you Liam. Fuck you Shad. Fuck you Trevor. Fuck your Gladstone.
Fuck you Jaguars.
Fuck you Jaguars.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuck you Liam. Fuck you Shad. Fuck you Trevor. Fuck your Gladstone.
Fuck you Jaguars.
Fuck you Jaguars.