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he/she/they/it, 29yo, [brazilian flag emoji], both a gift to humanity and a dirty little garbage rat or wtv was in my twitter dot com bio
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Link pra assistir: vimeo.com/1056677176?f...
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
brazil having a bigger lebanese diaspora population than there are lebanese ppl in actual lebanon is kinda crazy guys i think we did a bit too much telling everyone to come to brazil the way we did
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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seu motorista está se aproximando

Estrangulador do Fusquinha (2,30 ⭐) irá chegar em breve em um Volkswagen Fusca azul
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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como é possível que um dia alguém acordou e disse "eu vou inventar uma formiga evangélica pra vender caderno"

???
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Tô ruim
April 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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lamento quem não gosta desse quadro, mas ri fino com esse take

(eu incluiria neil patrick harris como exemplo de Gays Insuportáveis)
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Um momento basal da história contemporânea brasileira.
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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hoje em dia a única coisa tomando espaço no cérebro de heterossexuais é chifre e quem vai pagar a conta de restaurante. literalmente só pensam nisso. é por isso que as pontes estão caindo e ainda não existe avião eletrico. héteros ocupados praticando monogamia radical em vez de avançar a sociedade.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this is the most francis fukuyama take possible tbf
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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lucrecia
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i love accents and nonsense cross-lang overcorrection. why did that venezolan guy (mr. president hugo chavez) pronounce every y and ll crazy heavy almost like a zh except the brazilian name with the actual zh sound that came out like the american y.... girl whos yoan goulart lmao
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ok yall that shitty tween show im watching for anirudh got my ass real good this time, the cool soccer player girl kissed the nerdy baby lesbian bc she was upset her rich nerd boyfriend was texting her frienemy when she played the winning goal and i gasped out loud, i forgor i was irony-watching fr
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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rico old money não tem bom gosto, porque dinheiro isola a pessoa da humanidade e da perspectiva necessária pra ter bom gosto. rico, especialmente o velho, não tem alma. mas rico velho sabe contratar o decorador certo que tem o olho necessário. pagar a pessoa certa é o único talento do rico velho.
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Morro que esse querido q faz video de aviação é a cara do celso portiolli

Does he know?
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
cw dieting but ive been putting on weight the past couple years and really wanted to get it under control but every online resource makes me feel so miserable just skimming thru goodness gracious.... idk how to conceptualize the positive effect of ease of movement and shit vs dealing w the diet bs
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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devil’s minion
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Descobri pelo site do IBGE que existem ao menos 148 brasileiros de sobrenome "Vagem" e me alegra pensar que, em algum lugar nesse país, há um senhorzinho conhecido na vizinhança como "Seu Vagem".
December 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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STOP BEING ANXIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GREMLIN #birds 🐣
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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If you're in line to suck the soul out of Luigi Mangione STAY IN LINE
Luigi Mangione is in prison for his own good. If he were freed, it would only be a matter of days (perhaps hours) before he turned into a dessicated mummy from having his dick sucked so much.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
why am i being shown this on push notifications why does sansumg want me to kms
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THIS IS HUMILIATIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Eu tô um pouco risos com esse cara que parou o carro onde não podia e ainda discutiu com o motorista do ônibus. Poderia apostar que ele falou “passa por cima”
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM