big beefy boy husband
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a child is doing a handstand on a swing in a yard .
ALT: a child is doing a handstand on a swing in a yard .
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live footage of me back in america instead of sitting on the couch next to the love of my life
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The Thanksgiving parade is the highest form of American art. Driven by capitalism but entirely earnest, bizarre in ways you can never expect, absolutely packed with Broadway stars freezing their asses off. There is really nothing we do better than
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Thanksgiving parade is the highest form of American art. Driven by capitalism but entirely earnest, bizarre in ways you can never expect, absolutely packed with Broadway stars freezing their asses off. There is really nothing we do better than
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ha ha, look out, al! it's the nypd marching band, and they are pulling out the tear gas canisters!
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ha ha, look out, al! it's the nypd marching band, and they are pulling out the tear gas canisters!
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Nobody asked your non-whimsical ass.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nobody asked your non-whimsical ass.
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Giggling and kicking my feet at the Macy's hotline ad idgaf
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Giggling and kicking my feet at the Macy's hotline ad idgaf
Update this does not extend to the NYPD Musical Pigs
My greatest weakness is that I'm an absolute, unthinking mark for the Macy's parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Update this does not extend to the NYPD Musical Pigs
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Pokeball the long way (Macy's float sled) is genuinely one of the worst design decisions of the modern era
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pokeball the long way (Macy's float sled) is genuinely one of the worst design decisions of the modern era
COLBIE CAILLAT AND GAVIN DEGRAW?? IT'S 2006 AGAIN???
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
COLBIE CAILLAT AND GAVIN DEGRAW?? IT'S 2006 AGAIN???
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*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy
If god was real we would get a full length documentary on the designing of the LEGO float
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If god was real we would get a full length documentary on the designing of the LEGO float
I can't explain what Golden does to my brain
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I can't explain what Golden does to my brain
I would do literally anything to have this in my home
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I would do literally anything to have this in my home
So exciting that I get to hate stranger things and Lou Gramm-less Foreigner at the same time, my hater levels are peaking
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So exciting that I get to hate stranger things and Lou Gramm-less Foreigner at the same time, my hater levels are peaking
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My greatest weakness is that I'm an absolute, unthinking mark for the Macy's parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My greatest weakness is that I'm an absolute, unthinking mark for the Macy's parade
Tiny minions on the minion float.. never kill yourself 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tiny minions on the minion float.. never kill yourself 🥹
The thighs on the spiderman float are the horniest thing I've ever seen in my life, and my wife does porn for a living
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The thighs on the spiderman float are the horniest thing I've ever seen in my life, and my wife does porn for a living
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The entire state of Massachusetts needs their fucking drivers licenses revoked
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The entire state of Massachusetts needs their fucking drivers licenses revoked
My jaw is on the FLOOR
You showed up. So did we. 🌺
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My jaw is on the FLOOR
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ra
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ra
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ra
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ragebaited into doing my coworkers' work
I will not let myself be ra
Very nearly bean soup'd in a stranger's replies
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Very nearly bean soup'd in a stranger's replies
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