Shoegaze Dad (edited)
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Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
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Guys I think incentivizing our worst impulses for two centuries may not work out the way we hoped
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People like to bag on fad diets, but all of the 45 times I have lost weight, that's what I used
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
People like to bag on fad diets, but all of the 45 times I have lost weight, that's what I used
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I don't want to make doctor's appointments and schedule follow-ups. I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to a vet.
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I don't want to make doctor's appointments and schedule follow-ups. I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to a vet.
People like to bag on fad diets, but all of the 45 times I have lost weight, that's what I used
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
People like to bag on fad diets, but all of the 45 times I have lost weight, that's what I used
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I wrote a quick blog post in 2014 titled "police reforms you should always oppose." It went viral and became the basis of a chart created by Critical Resistance to evaluate abolitionist steps. Money for training and body cams were the first two on my list.
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I wrote a quick blog post in 2014 titled "police reforms you should always oppose." It went viral and became the basis of a chart created by Critical Resistance to evaluate abolitionist steps. Money for training and body cams were the first two on my list.
The only time I hear about kik anymore, it's in the context of child porn
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The only time I hear about kik anymore, it's in the context of child porn
I'm convinced that eventually there will be no price you can pay that will allow you to watch things without commercials
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I'm convinced that eventually there will be no price you can pay that will allow you to watch things without commercials
Man, I could be such an asshole on this
1976 Honda CB750F Super Sport Cafe Racer at No Reserve
No Reserve: 1976 Honda CB750F Super Sport Cafe Racer
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January 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Man, I could be such an asshole on this
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pete i think you still have some room to get even sketchier looking. have you considered a dead tooth
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
The Pete Davidson Show Weekly ‘Podcast’ Sets Netflix Premiere
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
pete i think you still have some room to get even sketchier looking. have you considered a dead tooth
I love how even oil executives are all "I don't know man, that seems like a lot" about Venezuela. It's like they wanted a cat for their birthday and got a possum
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I love how even oil executives are all "I don't know man, that seems like a lot" about Venezuela. It's like they wanted a cat for their birthday and got a possum
There's so much stupid in this image it should get an award
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
There's so much stupid in this image it should get an award
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WASBAPPIN has done more good for Angelenos than Liz Cheney. Full stop.
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
WASBAPPIN has done more good for Angelenos than Liz Cheney. Full stop.
Tfw you realize it's not just an intro, the whole episode is one of those shitty skits
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Tfw you realize it's not just an intro, the whole episode is one of those shitty skits
Women hold up half the sky but Trans women are maintaining all your devops infrastructure
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Women hold up half the sky but Trans women are maintaining all your devops infrastructure
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump on Tuesday accused Nicolas Maduro of imitating his dancing, among other crimes, as he celebrated the capture of the Venezuelan leader in a freewheeling speech to Republican lawmakers.
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump on Tuesday accused Nicolas Maduro of imitating his dancing, among other crimes, as he celebrated the capture of the Venezuelan leader in a freewheeling speech to Republican lawmakers.
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Always ask your careers advisor what they wanted to do when they were your age. If the answer isn't "careers advisor" then clearly their advice is worthless.
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Always ask your careers advisor what they wanted to do when they were your age. If the answer isn't "careers advisor" then clearly their advice is worthless.
A good sudo apt-get upgrade to you too
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
A good sudo apt-get upgrade to you too
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Zap Rowsdower will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Zap Rowsdower will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Imagine how good you need to be to be a "celebrated" banjo player
The celebrated banjo player Béla Fleck announced that he had withdrawn from three concerts at the Kennedy Center, becoming the latest artist to forgo playing at the venue amid changes from the Trump administration.
Béla Fleck Withdraws From Kennedy Center Concerts
“Performing there has become charged and political,” the 18-time Grammy winner said.
nyti.ms
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Imagine how good you need to be to be a "celebrated" banjo player
I think we can agree now that the internet experiment "where everyone has a voice" has been a total failure
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I think we can agree now that the internet experiment "where everyone has a voice" has been a total failure
Love to take a customer service survey and then be contacted and told I'm stupid for not being satisfied
January 7, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Love to take a customer service survey and then be contacted and told I'm stupid for not being satisfied
I'm going to be so excited to *not* be traveling for a loooong time
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I'm going to be so excited to *not* be traveling for a loooong time
This might be the worst thing I've ever tasted. It should say shampoo flavored
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
This might be the worst thing I've ever tasted. It should say shampoo flavored
I did one interview in a music magazine one time and that's how I discovered that I talk like a valley girl from the hit movie "Valley Girl"
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I did one interview in a music magazine one time and that's how I discovered that I talk like a valley girl from the hit movie "Valley Girl"