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She/ her, ngai Aotearoa ahau. Kārearea stan.
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The deafening sound of all those chickens coming home to roost.
A blown pipe caused water outages in parts of Waipukurau last night; the council warns these will become common as it halves spending. Jonathan Milne investigates.
Cash-strapped councils set to slash spending on water infrastructure
newsroom.co.nz
July 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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"As a legally trained professional, I am telling you it is lawful to kick anyone connected with the Free Speech Union in their private parts. While this view may be heretical and unorthodox, I welcome the FSU's support should I suffer any professional consequences for expressing this view." (/s)
March 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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My favourite part about Luxon deciding not to take a free $52k/year while he's PM is that he didn't decide to stop because he thinks it was unfair.

He's just sick of talking about it, and willing to give up more than a minimum wage worker is paid in a year just to not have to talk about it anymore.
March 1, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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Let's not get it twisted, both these things can be true :-

1) In my view, Newhub has seldom been a net positive contributor to political discourse in this country.

2) It's just announced closure is still a really bad thing. No schadenfreude to serve.

www.nzherald.co.nz/business/med...
Live: Newshub set to close at end of June - staff 'gutted'
Staff are super anxious, says one source.
www.nzherald.co.nz
February 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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I don't think people understand the gravity of making librarians and teachers *criminally liable* for disseminating information. Fascist shit, from a known playbook. No one has the luxury of being surprised anymore.
February 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Allowing new coal mines in a climate crisis isn't just madness, it is criminal.
Chris Bishop won't say in the House whether the Government is planning to fast-track the consenting of new coal mines. #nzpol
February 14, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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February 4, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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The dewpoint in Wellington is currently 20°C. That’s a violation of local bylaws, the Geneva Convention, and quite possibly the laws of thermodynamics.
January 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Looking at what it took to get them off the roof is, of course, easier than looking at what it took to get them ON the roof.
December 25, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Belated #TrifleClub entry for #Kikorangi Kirihimete - no pretty backdrop due to ongoing DIY and very grey weather…
December 25, 2023 at 8:11 AM
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Just consider for a moment that the $3b cost blowout that decided the govt on cancelling the critical InterIslander upgrade is equivalent to the value of the tax breaks this govt will extend to landlords over 3 years. And no-one but landlords will gain from that concession
December 13, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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Pōneke friends, I found a very well-loved stuffed bunny in Hannah's laneway that I bet some kid is really missing. Dropped him at Golding's since it was open - pardon my taking your rabbit to the pub, please claim him if he's yours
November 28, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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i for one think we need to normalise saying "mostly done, just got two more issues to address" then coming back the next day with "almost finished, just three more issues to address"
November 20, 2023 at 5:12 AM
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"You're not at Unilever now, Mr Luxon!"
November 17, 2023 at 11:41 PM
!jazbot whereami
November 14, 2023 at 10:52 AM
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New rule: if over a span of eleven days (and counting) you can't get three people with literally no other job to have a meeting they all know they need to have, you can never complain again that counting six hundred thousand special votes took too long.
November 14, 2023 at 5:23 AM
I love these so much. The weariness in this person’s eyes is *chef’s kiss* perfection.
"Store cashier who is forced to wear some sort of stupid cosplay for every single holiday"

twitter.com/dailyportalz...
October 30, 2023 at 10:43 AM
No thank you Rūaumoko. #eqnz
October 23, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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Good morning.
October 16, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Excited to see what particular flavour of derangement we settle on for this platform.
September 20, 2023 at 6:22 AM