@shimp.bsky.social
home from blfc 4 days after the con ended i hurt
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
home from blfc 4 days after the con ended i hurt
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Let's rock with our cock.
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Let's rock with our cock.
45 degrees is good hot tub weather
October 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
45 degrees is good hot tub weather
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![Disco Elysium screenshot, wherein I am extremely rude to Harry (who I would... maybe?... date? but it isn't his looks it's more that he's self-destructive and also wearing piss-stained trousers)
Dialog as follows:
MIRROR - What are you doing with your die, why is your shirt hanging open like laundry on the line...
What does it even *mean*? What is the message you're trying to convey?
YOU - I'm twenty years old. My breasts are juicy and succulent. I am a god damn verdant field waiting to be ploughed, in a *tired 5 acres and an aging mule* kind of way. I possess a certain charm.
MIRROR - That might have been true thirty years ago, but the plot is fallow and the farmer left you for a larger, newer, factory-owned operation.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Failure] - It's too late. Like an illuminated masterpiece by the modern master Thomas Kinkade, your value isn't what it used to be. You're dusty, poorly framed, and have lost the fleeting, almost quixotic appeal you had in the 90's.
The jugs have been milked, and you're no dairy maid. You're the mule.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:di3xrpx4l3bsgmktdirfsxcv/bafkreifdv2xdx4422h4qp33def6vnxlhe7x2wevq73k2yzo2wkidapmpwu@jpeg)
there needs to be more software like crystaldiskmark
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
there needs to be more software like crystaldiskmark
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Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
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Here we go! Aug. TF Raffle!
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
August 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here we go! Aug. TF Raffle!
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
if you saw that no you didnt
July 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
if you saw that no you didnt
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"Copulating rats with peanut effigy bottle."
June 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Copulating rats with peanut effigy bottle."
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Here we go! June TF Raffle!
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends June 8, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends June 8, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
June 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Here we go! June TF Raffle!
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends June 8, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-
Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~
Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends June 8, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
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I do hope we are reentering into a less neurotic and posturing era. All the self hated, delusion and social media brand topiary respectability politics got you was Trump again. Time to stop being afraid of yourself and especially the false need of validation from psychopathic dunces on the computer.
May 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I do hope we are reentering into a less neurotic and posturing era. All the self hated, delusion and social media brand topiary respectability politics got you was Trump again. Time to stop being afraid of yourself and especially the false need of validation from psychopathic dunces on the computer.
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Time for some #SquirrelTax collection, as vegetables go straight to seed! 🐿️
April 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Time for some #SquirrelTax collection, as vegetables go straight to seed! 🐿️
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen